You Might be a Blueneck if......(when you're tired of Redneck jokes)

1/24/05 | add925

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If you think Ramsey Clark is a true American patriot ---

You might be a blueneck.

If you think Jesse Jackson cares about Civil Rights --

You might be a blueneck.

If you fret about the meaning of "is" --

You might be a blueneck.

If you believe that President Bush "Made it [9/11/01] Happen On Purpose (MIHOP)",

You might be a blueneck.

If you believe that Flight Number 77 did not fly into the Pentagon on 9/11/01, but instead was escorted by Navy fighters out over the Atlantic Ocean, and made to crash, and further believe that the Navy sent one or two missles into the Pentagon,

You -- for sure -- are a blueneck.

If you think that Michael Moore is a great film-maker and that Al Franken is funny,

You are definitely a blueneck.

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If you agree with Joe Grossinger's letter to the Editor of the El Paso Times, contained in this thread:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1328277/posts

You most likely are a Blueneck.

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If you like being called a Blueneck --

You are most likely a Blueneck.