[Gingersnap]

You might be a Blueneck if:

You donate money to domestic hunger relief projects and want to legislate mandatory diets for poor fat children SIMULTANEOUSLY!

You support gay marriage but you wouldn't want your kid to marry one.

You support draconian land use restrictions and thank Spirit your grandparents had enough sense to build when they did.

You believe that animals and people are morally equivalent except when your kid is diagnosed with cancer.

You can't understand why some so-called adults find NASCAR more compelling than Nader.

You pop Zoloft and give your kid Ritalin before his D.A.R.E class and you're okay with that.

[add925]

Great stuff Gingersnap! Bluenecks are a goldmine!

[MHT]

You decry the environmental burden of gas-guzzlers while riding around in your SUV, which is registered in your son's name (not yours, of course). [This was one of Kerry's tricks.]

[KC_Conspirator]

You hate America.

You and your roomates live in what others would call a "drug den".

You extoll the virtue of being poor, yet live off your parents credit cards.

You hate SUVs, yet drive the one your parents gave you when they sent you off to freshmen year at Columbia.

You think Radiohead, Moby, and PDiddy are deep thinkers.

You think Micheal Moore tells the truth.