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Baseball and the Bible
me | 1/25/05 | raccoonradio

Posted on 01/25/2005 10:41:35 AM PST by raccoonradio

Links between baseball and the Bible/Christianity:

--Strange resemblance between Johnny Damon of the World Champion Red Sox and a certain Saviour

--Doesn't the Good Book begin with "in the big inning..."? :)

--A Balt. Oriole to then-manager Earl Weaver: "Coach, would you like to walk with the Lord and me today?"
Weaver: "Son, I'd rather you walk with the bases loaded."

--Song "The Ball Game" by Sister Winona Carr. It's on one of the "Baseball's Greatest Hits" compilations:

Life is a ballgame
Bein' played each day

Life is a ballgame

Everybody can play
Jesus is standin' at home plate

Waitin' for you there

Life is a ballgame, but

You've got to play it fair.

First base is temptation,

The second base is sin

Third base tribulation

If you pass you can make it in

Ol' man Solomon is the umpire

And Satan is pitchin the game

He'll do his best to strike you out

Keep playin' just the same.

Daniel was the first to bat

You know he prayed three times a day

When Satan threw him a fast ball

You know he hit it anyway

Job came in the next inning

Satan struck him in every way,

But Job he hit a home run

And came on in that day.

Prayer will be your strong bat

To hit at Satan's ball

And when you start to swing it

You've got to give it your all in all

Faith will be your catcher

On him you can depend

And Jesus is standing at Home Plate

Just waitin for you to come in.

Moses is standin' on the side lines

Just waitin to be called

And when he parted the Red Sea

He knew Christ would pardon all

John came in the last inning

When the game was almost done

Then God gave John a vision

And he knew he'd all ready won.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: baseball; bible; redsox; thisischat; thisisnotnews

1 posted on 01/25/2005 10:41:35 AM PST by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio

I had a pastor years ago who used to use this gag.


2 posted on 01/25/2005 10:43:57 AM PST by annyokie (If the shoe fits, put 'em both on!)
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To: raccoonradio

The King James version of the Bible, in Acts 15:7, actually contains a player's name: Peter Rose!


3 posted on 01/25/2005 10:59:50 AM PST by Luddite Patent Counsel
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To: raccoonradio

The Angles hail triumphant sometimes.


4 posted on 01/25/2005 11:02:26 AM PST by socal_parrot (Gotta dance!)
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To: raccoonradio

Here's another take on BASEBALL!! Enjoyed yours, hope ya like this one as well!!

THE LORD'S BASEBALL GAME

Freddy and the Lord stood by to observe a baseball game. The Lord's team was playing Satan's team.

The Lord's team was at bat, the score was tied zero to zero, and it was the bottom of the 9th inning with two outs. They continued to watch as a batter stepped up to the plate named 'Love.'

Love swung at the first pitch and hit a single, because "Love never fails."

The next batter was named Faith, who also got a single because Faith works with Love.

The next batter up was named Godly Wisdom. Satan wound up and threw the first pitch.

Godly Wisdom looked it over and let it pass: Ball one. Three more pitches and Godly Wisdom walked because he never swings at what Satan throws.

The bases were now loaded. The Lord then turned to Freddy and told him He was now going to bring in His star player. Up to the plate stepped Grace. Freddy said, "He sure doesn't look like much!"

Satan's whole team relaxed when they saw Grace.

Thinking he had won the game, Satan wound up and fired his first pitch. To the shock of everyone, Grace hit the ball harder than anyone had ever seen!

But Satan was not worried; his center fielder let very few get by.

He went up for the ball, but it went right through his glove, hit him on the head and sent him crashing on the ground; the roaring crowds went wild as the ball continued over the fence . . . for a home run!

The Lord's team won!

The Lord then asked Freddy if he knew why Love, Faith and Godly Wisdom could get on base but couldn't win the game. Freddy answered that he didn't know why.

The Lord explained, "If your love, faith and wisdom had won the game, you would think you had done it by yourself. Love, Faith and Wisdom will get you on base but only My Grace can get you Home:

'For by Grace are you saved, it is a gift of God; not of works, lest any man should boast." Ephestians 2:8-9


5 posted on 01/25/2005 11:10:49 AM PST by Fighter@heart (Anti-troll Mechanism is now activated & scanning all posts!!)
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To: raccoonradio
During the post-season, my boys and I dubbed Johnny Damon "Home Run Jesus".


"And Lo, he performed miraculous deeds, lifting the curses from the afflicted, and bringing the pennant and the glory of the World Series to all the Mass(achusetts)es."
6 posted on 01/25/2005 1:53:23 PM PST by StrictTime (Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?)
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To: raccoonradio
We all know which team is the spawn of Satan don't we?

Hint: They play in the Bronx.

7 posted on 01/25/2005 1:55:19 PM PST by Clemenza (I Am Here to Chew Bubblegum and Kick Ass, and I'm ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM!)
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To: StrictTime

Let's not forget JESUS Alou.


8 posted on 01/25/2005 1:55:56 PM PST by Clemenza (I Am Here to Chew Bubblegum and Kick Ass, and I'm ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM!)
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To: Clemenza

Ah yes! I was a youngster living in Houston during his playing years there in the early '70's. Always preferred Cesar Cedeno, though...


9 posted on 01/25/2005 2:09:35 PM PST by StrictTime (Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?)
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To: Clemenza
We all know which team is the spawn of Satan don't we? Hint: They play in the Bronx.

You'd figure that as a Mets fan, you'd be happy this hot stove season with all the team's acquisitions, but you'd rather be bitter against the Yankees than happy about your own team. Typical.

10 posted on 01/25/2005 2:47:53 PM PST by NYCVirago
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To: socal_parrot

Speaking of heavenly team names, there's also the Padres and Cardinals, you could say.

Catholic cable TV network EWTN (Eternal World Television Network) once ran a promo (perhaps for those who might be confusing them with ESPN) saying, "You won't find sports on EWTN. But you will find the Cardinals and the Padres."


11 posted on 01/26/2005 12:36:56 AM PST by raccoonradio
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