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New Study: Breast size determines personality
Annanova ^ | 2/22/05

Posted on 02/23/2005 5:58:17 AM PST by KidGlock

Breast size determines personality

An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts.

According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."

He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.

The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.

For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."

Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."

Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."

Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."

Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.

A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."


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To: MadIvan

41 posted on 02/23/2005 6:07:50 AM PST by Uncle Miltie (Democrat Obstructionists will be Daschled!)
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To: Callahan
Japanese Cutie Musk Melons

42 posted on 02/23/2005 6:08:29 AM PST by OESY
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To: KidGlock

Looks like a screen at a slot machine!


43 posted on 02/23/2005 6:09:07 AM PST by Enterprise (President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
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To: KidGlock

That's hot


44 posted on 02/23/2005 6:10:17 AM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: 2banana

45 posted on 02/23/2005 6:10:22 AM PST by Callahan
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To: Brad Cloven

Regards, Ivan

46 posted on 02/23/2005 6:10:31 AM PST by MadIvan (One blog to bring them all...and in the Darkness bind them: http://www.theringwraith.com/)
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To: Manic_Episode

You may be on to something.

47 posted on 02/23/2005 6:10:49 AM PST by yooling (Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!)
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To: martin_fierro

48 posted on 02/23/2005 6:11:02 AM PST by Uncle Miltie (Democrat Obstructionists will be Daschled!)
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To: KidGlock

FWIW, I've always found women with large breasts to be incredibly charming.


49 posted on 02/23/2005 6:11:05 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (Maybe THIS post will get me on a thread on DU...)
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To: KidGlock
Ok, buddy, what can you tell about HIS personality?
50 posted on 02/23/2005 6:11:29 AM PST by Darnright
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To: martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; TheBigB; Lee'sGhost; Fierce Allegiance

51 posted on 02/23/2005 6:12:02 AM PST by Constitution Day (Finally back from CPAC!)
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To: KidGlock

Oh my...sounds like someone was drunk when they approved this grant application, lol!

It was an incomplete study, as well. There should have been some research done to see if the shapes correlated DIRECTLY to women's star signs, for example if say, Scorpios predominately have pineapple ones, and Cancers have melon ones. Now that's some serious research.

ROFL!


52 posted on 02/23/2005 6:12:06 AM PST by exnavychick (There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart?)
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To: 2banana
"Puntec Fruit"


53 posted on 02/23/2005 6:12:09 AM PST by xcamel (Deep Red, stuck in a "bleu" state.)
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To: nuconvert

The situation I love to see is when there is a well endowed woman around the other women start with the catty remarks of "Those aren't real"

Male logic on that is simple-they have mass, are visible to the naked eye etc. They are real.


54 posted on 02/23/2005 6:12:11 AM PST by 5Madman2 (DemocRATS are Vermin)
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To: KidGlock

Now that's a hoot...er,......hooter of a study.

And us guy's personality is determined by the size of......of.........dammit! size doesn't matter.....right?.....Right??????????????


55 posted on 02/23/2005 6:13:09 AM PST by F.J. Mitchell (If the left hates you, you are obviously right.)
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To: KidGlock

i definitely think i should help out in this research


56 posted on 02/23/2005 6:13:36 AM PST by robjna
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To: 5Madman2

In some respects, I think women pay almost as much attention to other women's breasts as men do.


57 posted on 02/23/2005 6:14:14 AM PST by AQGeiger (Have you hugged your soldier today?)
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To: WIladyconservative
Sure it does. The equivalent is actually best related to nuts.

peanut sized = no brains, no sex, no man at all.
walnut sized = moderate intelligence, never stops thinking about sex, not particularly interesting once you get past sex
brazil nut = weird, whacky, and intelligent
macadamia = possibly insane or criminal
mixed nuts = great sex, able to carry on an intelligent conversation, good providers
pecan = genteel, gracious, and good sex (especially this kind)
filbert = forget about it

One thing is for certain, they are all seeking a good nutcracker.

Hey, makes about as much sense as any other Annanova story!

58 posted on 02/23/2005 6:14:20 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: KidGlock
Aw, this guy just did this "study" so he could cop feels.

Why didn't any of you FReeper guys think of doing such a "study" first?

;-)

59 posted on 02/23/2005 6:14:20 AM PST by Allegra ("They Just Love to Walk in the Middle of the Road!")
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To: exnavychick
sounds like someone was drunk when they approved this grant application

I hate to break this to you chick, but guys would not have to be drunk to spend money on something like this.

Just horny.

60 posted on 02/23/2005 6:14:21 AM PST by KidGlock (W-1)
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