Posted on 03/25/2005 8:16:07 AM PST by TheBigB
Woo Hooooo! TGIF and Happy Easter everyone!! Time for another FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD! As always, feel free to post jokes, silly pics, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
"Happy Easter!"
"Arrrgh, silliness!" 
"Ahhh, Friday!"
Mmmmm...Jessica Alba. She is almost indecently beautiful.
OK. Well, I am doing "The Adventures of Stupid Stick Man" comics for my husband (drawn on yellow tablet paper).
Today's "Stupid Stick Man" comic is a drawing of a very lame stick man on the beach. He is kicking sand in a bully's face and the bully is saying, "Hey! What th...? Who's kickin' sand in my face?"
Stupid Stick Man is just smiling and continuing to kick sand. - I did one yesterday, but I can't remember right now how it went. I'll look for it (probably in File 13 under his desk).
That's what I'm talking about.
THE HORSE THE CHICKEN & THE HARLEY On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? (yep, there's a moral!) "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"
Both of my sisters have had Easter birthdays, but we didn't figure out till last year that one of them has an Easter birthday the same years I have an Ash Wednesday birthday.
Easter parties are more fun than Ash Wednesday parties!
-Eric
As soon as things let up in here......
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the rest room; but I don't know what got into me, so I answered,somewhat embarrassed: "Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"
OK, this question is just too weird for me; but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them: "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously..... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."
Heard it before, just as good the second tiem as the first.
Car featured in 2001 a Space Odyssey
Happy Birthday ! Been waiting all week for today, It's been a long dreary week, Terri S. case is draining.
Happy Easter ! :}
Happy Birthday!
I am going to take this to the bike shop and have them hang it on the wall.
That's a keeper. I have clients who are sent to anger management all the time. LOL
good looking ride.
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