11 Times In History It Has Been OK To Say The F word: SOME FUNNY TO LIGHTEN UP TODAY)

[TXBSAFH]

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"

~ Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

~ Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

~ Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

~ Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

~ Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

~ Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

~ Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

~ Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

~ Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

~ Saddam Hussein, 2003

[ravingnutter]

err...Breaking News?

Well, the MSM puts "Jacko Breaking Wind" out as Breaking News...why not?

[kevkrom]

15) "After all of that, I still came up 537 @!#$ing votes short?" - Al Gore, 2000

[fredhead]

#16 -
"An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horseshit. The bilious bastards who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real fighting under fire than they know about f#%*^@g!"
- George S. Patton Jr., 1944

[xcamel]

"Where the F&!!@ did the sea go??....OH F&!!@@.. There it is !!!!!!"

A legitimate "2 to 1" - Unnamed resident of Bande Ache, Indonesia, 2004.

[KimmyJaye]

Holy crap that's funny!

Thanks for posting it.

[TheBigB]

LOL...I deem this RPR-worthy!

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

Thanks for the post and the ping!
I needed a good laugh today!

[kevkrom]

17) "The tomb is empty? Where the @!#$ could he go?" - Anonymous Roman soldier, appx. 33 AD

[YankeeinOkieville]

-- Advertisers, station managers and employees affiliated with Air America err ameriKKKa.

[kevkrom]

18) "Son, I really @!#$ing need you to hold still for a minute." - William Tell, circa 1307

[kevkrom]

19) "Ow! What the @!#$ just landed on my head?" - Sir Isaac Newton, circa 1666

[Eaker]

"What is the deal with all this @#$% soot everywhere?"

~ Mount Vesuvius resident.

[Poohbah]

#19) "How the &%@! are the Americans going to stop us from bagging Midway?" -- Admiral Nagumo to Admiral Yamamoto, May 30th, 1942

[OSHA]

Buddy Hackett said that if you drop an anvil on your foot that someone is going to say f@$##. Even if you don't say it, someone else will say it for you.

[utahguy]

(1)Well boys, I know you’ve had your fun describing me as a Bullfrog with Glasses. I myself have had a laugh or two thinking of that moniker. However, now is the time for the Bullfrog to inform you to start earning your pay: so turn around and get your ass*s up that F*&^$ng Hill!

(2) Let me see if I understand this:
The French tried and failed.
Now we’re trying and succeeding.
And now the French are upset.
Ask me if I give a Fu&^%$ng Brass Farthing what they think!

(1)Teddy Roosevelt’s last instructions to the rough Riders in San Juan

(2) TR’s response to a reporter's question regarding the Panama Canal

[Ditter]

LOL! Right, except the date, the DUmmies at DU are talking about the exit polls right now!

[Eaker]

"If you hadn't parked your @#$% motorcyles in a row they wouldn't have dominoed when I backed into the first @#$% one."

~ Unknown

[dakine]

Right up your alley.....

[Eaker]

Y'all ain't here yet?

[Petronski]

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a f***ing giant and fill him with one terrible f***ing resolve." ---attributed to Isoroku Yamamoto, December 7, 1941.


"There's no f***ing way they have two of them!" --Mayor of Nagasaki, August 9, 1945