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Rooney: 'I'm Glad Pope's Death Took Terri Off The Front Page'
60 Minutes | April 10, 2005 | L.N. Smithee

Posted on 04/10/2005 8:55:40 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee

Tonight on 60 Minutes, Andy Rooney's monologue was on the coverage of the death of Pope John Paul II.

Rooney had newspapers from all over the globe strewn across his desk with essentially the same photograph of the Pontiff lying in state. He prattled on about the different angles of the pictures -- how some of them shot from the side, some from the bottom, how he only wore the red cape now that he had died, and was wearing brown shoes. He commented on how similar the Swiss language looked like German on the printed page. He mentioned how people who didn't share his beliefs were respectful to him nonetheless.

Then, Rooney does what Rooney does -- he put his foot in his mouth. I wasn't taping it, so I can't quote him verbatim, but he said something about how it's good that the story is winding down because people have had enough of it. And he added, 'At least this kept Terri Schiavo off the front page. We didn't need any more of that!'

I said, "Yeah, you jackass, the Pope knocked her off the front page. Sorry she couldn't die any sooner for you!"


TOPICS: Society; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: 60minutes; andyrooney; dementia; lunatic; schiavo
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1 posted on 04/10/2005 8:55:41 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee
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To: L.N. Smithee

Rooney --- an outstanding example of the arrogance of fools..

Semper Fi


2 posted on 04/10/2005 9:01:08 PM PDT by river rat (You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: river rat

Andy had been off of his meds for a very long time.


3 posted on 04/10/2005 9:07:47 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (I am sick of brownshirts in black robes)
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To: L.N. Smithee

I'm looking forward to the day when Andy Rooney's death knocks the crop reports off the back page.


4 posted on 04/10/2005 9:10:02 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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To: Army Air Corps
Perhaps a suppository the size of a football would work....

He definitely needs his brain housing group adjusted...

Semper Fi
5 posted on 04/10/2005 9:10:34 PM PDT by river rat (You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: river rat

Rooney gives a bad name to lunacy and stupidity.


6 posted on 04/10/2005 9:28:04 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (I am sick of brownshirts in black robes)
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To: L.N. Smithee

There has to be a court order somewhere to pull Andy Rooney's plug. If babbling incoherently like a "vegetable" qualifies, his days have to be numbered.


7 posted on 04/10/2005 9:31:31 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama (Will work for cool tag line.)
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To: PistolPaknMama

Is he the original Rooney? I thought he was dead already.


8 posted on 04/10/2005 9:33:45 PM PDT by 1FASTGLOCK45 (FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
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To: 1FASTGLOCK45

He's certainly not the Rooney we used to enjoy listening to, but then again, 60 Minutes isn't what it used to be either.


9 posted on 04/10/2005 9:43:27 PM PDT by skr (May God bless those in harm's way and confound those who would do the harming)
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To: skr

Sorry i was thinking of Rooney the actor.
Is he still around?


10 posted on 04/10/2005 9:44:53 PM PDT by 1FASTGLOCK45 (FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
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To: river rat

Be glad you don't live in Boston, his daughter has a show on for a full 30 minutes 5 days a week. It appears both arrogance and foolishness is genetic.


11 posted on 04/10/2005 9:47:25 PM PDT by ProudVet77 (It's boogitty boogitty boogitty season!)
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To: 1FASTGLOCK45

Yes, Mickey Rooney is still apparently around. At least, I've seen a fairly recent commercial with him and his wife about life insurance.


12 posted on 04/10/2005 9:47:56 PM PDT by skr (May God bless those in harm's way and confound those who would do the harming)
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To: 1FASTGLOCK45

Yep - Mickey Rooney is who you are thinking of. His Superbowl ad this year got pulled because it was going to show his backside. That's the last I heard about him recently.


13 posted on 04/10/2005 9:52:08 PM PDT by CheneyChick
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To: 1FASTGLOCK45
Yes, Andy Rooney and his wife are doing commercials for some type of life insurance that will pay for your burial costs.
14 posted on 04/10/2005 9:56:45 PM PDT by Goodgirlinred ( GoodGirlInRed Four More Years!!!!!)
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To: CheneyChick

hmmm Show his backside? like his rump/azz?


15 posted on 04/10/2005 10:05:25 PM PDT by 1FASTGLOCK45 (FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
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To: Goodgirlinred

Geez, he's been around forever!
I'm not ready to be buried yet LOL
They can just throw me in a ditch with a pine box and cover it up nicely.


16 posted on 04/10/2005 10:06:30 PM PDT by 1FASTGLOCK45 (FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
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To: 1FASTGLOCK45

Exactly. http://advertising.about.com/b/a/137754.htm


17 posted on 04/10/2005 10:09:49 PM PDT by CheneyChick
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To: CheneyChick

Thank you for the news link, wow. lol


18 posted on 04/10/2005 10:11:55 PM PDT by 1FASTGLOCK45 (FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
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To: 1FASTGLOCK45

Yes, he and Liz Taylor. I think she might be a few years older than he.

I am going to be cremated and put in the urn that my late husband's ashes are in. The marker on his grave, which is in a Memorial Garden on our property, already has my name on it with his, so my funeral should not cost over $1,000., if that much. My late husband was an accountant and believed in keeping costs down. :)


19 posted on 04/10/2005 10:17:40 PM PDT by Goodgirlinred ( GoodGirlInRed Four More Years!!!!!)
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To: hinckley buzzard
Now, that's funny!
20 posted on 04/10/2005 10:33:46 PM PDT by JennysCool (Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.)
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