Hardcore teddy banned from bear parade

Reuters ^ | 05/24/05 | Staff

[Dashing Dasher]

ZURICH (Reuters) - A giant dominatrix teddy bear wearing a leather mask and brandishing hand-cuffs has been banned from sober Zurich's street display of man-sized model bears, the project's artistic director said Tuesday.

While tourists pose for snaps next to a brightly-painted and benign array of models such as the "schoolteacher bear" and the "skier bear," "Baervers" -- a pun on the German for perverse -- has been deemed too steamy for the financial capital's streets.

"This bear is perverse, dominatrix and hardcore. We had to ban it because of the children," Beat Seeberger-Quin, the project's art director, told Reuters.

The offending bear, which sports bright red lipstick, a corset and thigh-length leather boots, stands atop a pedestal bearing the words "first class service."

Some 600 teddies, variously decorated by artists, stud the streets of Zurich and its airport in the "Teddy-Summer" project.

The controversial model had been allocated a place near Zurich's Paradeplatz, home to Switzerland's top banks such as Credit Suisse and UBS, before Seeberger-Quin spotted the final design and decided to ban it.

The dominatrix bear's creators now seek a private home for their sadomasochist teddy. At least "Baervers" will not face the same hazards as his publicly-displayed peers, some of which have been vandalized or even kidnapped.

"Two or three of the bears have been splashed with paint, and one bear -- a nice small bear wearing a little dress -- has been stolen," Seeberger-Quin said.

[Dashing Dasher]

That's me in post #1.

[Skooz]

OK. I won't get any work done today...........

[Dashing Dasher]

Is it Friday yet?

[Skooz]

After being aroused by a teddy bear for the first time in my life, this is close enough.

[MamaTexan]

ROFL!

I'm still trying to figure out what kind of sicko would even come up with a 'Pervert Bear', or 'Bondo Bear'!

[Dashing Dasher]

I'm still trying to figure out what kind of sicko would even come up with a 'Pervert Bear', or 'Bondo Bear

Pissant

[MamaTexan]

Nope. No Adam's apple. I looked real hard. She looks kosher to me. :0)

Yeah, if you're into the 'hairy legs' look :)

[Jaysun]

Kinda has a "Whoopie Goldberg" mouth. Other than than, she appears to be "Nancy Pelosi" chic.

Your comparisons have merit, that's for sure. But I was thinking of another hot momma:

[Enterprise]

Yeeeeeeeeee! It's Pigzilla!

[Skooz]

Well, there went my .............. nevermind.

[MamaTexan]

Pissant

I knew he was full of holes, but I DIDN'T realize he was Swiss :)

[Petronski]

A giant dominatrix teddy bear wearing a leather mask and brandishing hand-cuffs has been banned from sober Zurich's street display of man-sized model bears...

Uh, wow. Just wow.

[MamaTexan]

Argh! My eyes!

You KNOW you're supposed to give your fellow FReepers a 2 minute warning....right?

[Dashing Dasher]

You just ruined my thread with that picture of THAT WOMAN!

[teenyelliott]

You're bear is a whore.

[teenyelliott]

Beastiality is not attractive, my friend.

ssshhhhhhhhhhh . . .

[Dashing Dasher]

HEY!!!!

She IS NOT!!!

She's a Dominatrix - that's different.

Tips and hints about becoming a Dommie!

http://www.smileandactnice.com/life/itsaliving/dominatrix/

[Dashing Dasher]

PA..
Teeny called my bear a (sob) whore!

[pissant]

You'll have to defend yourself. Teeny's already taken too many bites out of my ass yesterday!

[Jaysun]

You just ruined my thread with that picture of THAT WOMAN!

I apologize. It was her or Lewinsky, I just had to make a decision - perhaps it was the wrong one.