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Darth Vader shows his dark side (flasher alert)
ananova ^ | 5/26/05 | staff

Posted on 05/26/2005 7:12:21 AM PDT by pissant

Police in Malaysia are hunting a man who flashes women while wearing a Darth Vader costume.

The Star Wars flasher exposed himself to women factory workers in two industrial areas of Bandar Baru Nilai.

Priscilla, 33, a factory supervisor, said the man got out of his car, strutted about menacingly in his Darth Vader suit before flashing to 15 women workers standing at a bus stop at 7am.

"At first, I thought he was a die-hard Star Wars fan trying to impress us with his costume. But we were shocked when he showed us his private parts," she told Malaysia's Star newspaper.

The women were waiting for buses to take them home after their night shift.

When some of the women screamed, he jumped into his car and drove off.

"Next time it will not be Revenge of the Sith but revenge on a sick man if we catch him doing his act again," Priscilla added.

The flasher was reported to have displayed himself to another group of workers at a second factory nearby.


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KEYWORDS: darthvader; flashdance; flasher
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To: cyborg
Your Star Wars Pickup Line
"I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."
What's Your Star Wars Pickup Line?

41 posted on 05/26/2005 8:58:25 AM PDT by Petronski (A champion of dance, my moves will put you in a trance, and I never leave the disco alone.)
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To: Skooz

WOW. What a LARGE beam you have.


42 posted on 05/26/2005 8:59:47 AM PDT by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
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To: Petronski

Yeah well I'll soon find out for myself.


43 posted on 05/26/2005 9:00:51 AM PDT by cyborg (tagline under construction)
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To: Petronski
Your Star Wars Pickup Line
"Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'."
What's Your Star Wars Pickup Line?

44 posted on 05/26/2005 9:00:56 AM PDT by small_l_libertarian (I hope I'm not some kind of psychopath. - Chloe O'Brien, "24")
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To: BerthaDee

The better to...........

Nevermind


45 posted on 05/26/2005 9:01:10 AM PDT by Skooz (Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
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To: Skooz

The better to see you with? That's what you were gonna say, right?


46 posted on 05/26/2005 9:02:15 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: cyborg

Hee hee hee.


47 posted on 05/26/2005 9:02:39 AM PDT by Petronski (A champion of dance, my moves will put you in a trance, and I never leave the disco alone.)
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To: carolinacrazy

Triumph/Star Wars nerds ping


48 posted on 05/26/2005 9:03:20 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

See you with.

Yeah, yeah. That's it.

See you with.

That's the ticket.............


49 posted on 05/26/2005 9:03:44 AM PDT by Skooz (Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
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To: Skooz

hmmmm? hmmm? Come on, don't be shy.


50 posted on 05/26/2005 9:03:46 AM PDT by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
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To: Petronski; cyborg

Is there something you are not telling you FReeper FRiends????????????


51 posted on 05/26/2005 9:05:10 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Petronski

"I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."

Serious tagline conetender.


52 posted on 05/26/2005 9:07:03 AM PDT by Skooz (Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
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To: Skooz
Yes, Skooz. That line is funny.

But if you start using Star Wars crap in your tagline, I fear you will label yourself a complete nerd. And I will have no choice but to sick Triumph on you.

53 posted on 05/26/2005 9:09:24 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

Notice that I didn't say it was a contender for MY tagline.

But, I am sure the right nerd (maybe built in a lab from lesser nerds) will find it irresistable.


54 posted on 05/26/2005 9:11:34 AM PDT by Skooz (Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make Counter Accusations.)
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To: teenyelliott

Ummmm...I don't recall :o)


55 posted on 05/26/2005 9:11:59 AM PDT by cyborg (tagline under construction)
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To: Skooz

"I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."





LOL!!!


56 posted on 05/26/2005 9:12:26 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game.)
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To: pissant

No one ever flashes ME anymore.

Sniffle


57 posted on 05/26/2005 9:13:14 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game.)
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To: teenyelliott

I defer to the little lady. ;O)


58 posted on 05/26/2005 9:14:27 AM PDT by Petronski (A champion of dance, my moves will put you in a trance, and I never leave the disco alone.)
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To: Dashing Dasher; BerthaDee; thag
Dasher, I had no idea you liked you men so hairy.

Perhaps you should consider taking thagamous for a lova.

Bertha, where is that picture of thag?

59 posted on 05/26/2005 9:15:51 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Petronski
I knew it.
60 posted on 05/26/2005 9:16:45 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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