[pissant]

What a punk. I wish he'd throw a phone at me, so I could kick his pansyass!

[wideawake]

Guy's 6 foot, 2 hundo. Just finished a ton of boxing lessons for this movie and he was a rugby player in his youth.

He's probably one of the few Hollyweirdos who could put up a real fight.

[Publius6961]

Another "admired" artist who self-destructs by revealing his true self.
Why do actors believe that they are indispensable, necessary, or in any way yseful?

That they were considered one step below barnyard animals in medieval times is an accurate reflection of their true worth.

I wonder what happend to change things in the minds of so many contemporary normal persons?

[Zeppelin]

"...and Foitin Round Tha World!"

Russell Crowe South Park ping!

[claudiustg]

Is there even a 0.0001% chance he'll see jail time?

[stainlessbanner]

allegedly threw the phone

Gladiators don't throw phones

[Millee]

I wish I were there too. That would mean I was in a hotel room with him! ;)

[RAY]

Drinking "adult beverages" leads to lots of problems for many.

[bonfire]

He's such an over-rated actor. His droning voice puts me to sleep.

[wardaddy]

Why have such issues when one is on top of the world?

[1Old Pro]

Didn't Crowe admit he was a heavy drinker subject to outbursts at one point

[bikepacker67]

during an argument at around 4:20 a.m

Maybe ol' Russ should lay off the booze...

[colorcountry]

Which leads me to:

Q: Did you hear about the happy Roman??



A: Gladiator!

[Feiny]

He was in Manchester, England lat Saturday night for the boxing match. Sounds like jet lag.....

[b4its2late]

It'll end up being his parents fault.

[AzSteven]

Intro

Born in New Zealand in sixty-four
A hot-headed actor named Russell Crowe
He loves to act but he loves one thing more:
Fight-in' Round The World

He fight his directors and he fights his fans
It's a problem no one understands
If there's two things he love it's fighting and,
Fight-in' Round The World

Makin' movies, makin' music and
Fight-in' Round The World!

Russell Crowe!

Exit

Tugger's whistle's blowin'
Means we must be goin'
No more Russell Crowein' for you.

But now don't you start to whine
I'll see ya again next time.
'Cause there's plenty a-more a-foightin' left to do.

Makin' movies, makin' songs, an' foightin' round the world.

From the Russell Crowe Show: Fighting Around the World, courtesy of South Park

[Redcloak]

How do you know that the hotel worker didn't need to get beaned with a phone? There are some people in this world who really do need a few phone-shaped dents in their skulls.

[Kellykoop]

But did they also arrest Tugger, his tugboat? ;)

[ARCADIA]

Drudge has an updated version of the story which reads in part:

"The Australian movie star was arraigned on charges of second-degree assault and fourth-degree criminal possession of a weapon - the telephone - before Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Martin Murphy."

Link here: http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050606/D8AI8LM81.html

Comment:

How does having a telephone add up to criminal possession of a weapon?!?! (have we all gone nuts?)

[mtngrl@vrwc]

*sigh*

This is exactly the type of thing that keeps me from becoming a full fledged RC fan.

[Windsong]

And this from the loudest, foulest mouth on FR. (pot to kettle..)