Root Causes of Terrorism

Beautiful Atrocities ^ | July 19, 2004 | Jeff

[Dr. Free Market]

ROOT CAUSES OF TERRORISM TIMELINE

450 million years ago: First cartilaginous fishes

240 million years ago: Gore Vidal born

6000 BC Sumerians invent beer in Fertile Crescent; Madonna born

2000 BC Gore Vidal publishes first in long line of books blaming world's problems on America; no one knows wtf he's talking about

[Dr. Free Market]

I searched to see if this had been posted before, but even so, it is hilarious and always topical. Go to the link to read the whole thing.