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***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
TheBigB
Posted on 06/24/2005 6:24:09 AM PDT by TheBigB
Yabba-dabba doo and woo hoo hoooo! :) It's FRIDAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! Silliness abounds here in the OFST! Work? Forget about it! :) Come in and have fun! As always, feel free to post jokes, cartoons, silly facts, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
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"Logic indicates incoming silliness, Captain."
"Mmkay, who ordered the girl with extra pepperoni?"
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: boring; fridayfun; meanpeoplehere; sillynotskanky
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To: Dashing Dasher
You did it again, my eyes!!!
Must...find...happy...place...
321
posted on
06/24/2005 8:36:17 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Dashing Dasher; JimWforBush
LOL
It was nice knowin' ya JimW.
You'll never be the same, that's for sure!!!!
To: JimWforBush
Are you trying to impress me!?
;-)
323
posted on
06/24/2005 8:36:54 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: dailyray
Is that the rule?
324
posted on
06/24/2005 8:36:56 AM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
To: MacDorcha
325
posted on
06/24/2005 8:36:56 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the
coffin.
They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
326
posted on
06/24/2005 8:37:32 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
To: JimWforBush
A while back, my mom picked one of those up at a tag sale for my kids. They love it. Asteroids was the best.
327
posted on
06/24/2005 8:37:41 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America)
To: StinkyDilly
328
posted on
06/24/2005 8:38:05 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
To: TheBigB
B sweetie... I was on the ping..then I was off.. Can I get back on?
329
posted on
06/24/2005 8:38:11 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Ah, summer … condolences to those of you who no longer call Texas home :o))
To: Dashing Dasher
Get a room Is that jealousy I hear?
330
posted on
06/24/2005 8:38:38 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
To: Dashing Dasher
So is it good to be first on the list?
331
posted on
06/24/2005 8:38:52 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?)
To: kevkrom
None what so ever. All of the blood is much lower than the brain right now!
332
posted on
06/24/2005 8:39:27 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: gregwest
Says it's a black-and-tan-coonhound
333
posted on
06/24/2005 8:39:32 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I had a golfer fiance' once.
The relationship went kinda 'wrong' after I took the HD golf cart for a high-speed spin around the course.
Country club officals can be *so* snooty.
[if it says Harley on it, ya gotta drive it like ya stole it]....:))
334
posted on
06/24/2005 8:39:48 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives. We're Transmaniacon MC!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator!
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent #$%&^*%," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
335
posted on
06/24/2005 8:39:48 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: CJ Wolf
sick...but I still find myself laughing!!!!
;o)
336
posted on
06/24/2005 8:39:55 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Ah, summer … condolences to those of you who no longer call Texas home :o))
To: JimWforBush
I'm taking notes.... Pretty Cicada...
337
posted on
06/24/2005 8:41:29 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: Dashing Dasher
Good morning, Evil Twin.....>:-]
338
posted on
06/24/2005 8:42:27 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(We're pain, we're steel, a plot of knives. We're Transmaniacon MC!)
To: Salamander; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
[if it says Harley on it, ya gotta drive it like ya stole it]....:)) JRBC... looks like Salamander just gave you a new tagline...
339
posted on
06/24/2005 8:42:39 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window)
To: Salamander
[if it says Harley on it, ya gotta drive it like ya stole it]....:)) That is the truth!!
340
posted on
06/24/2005 8:42:57 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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