Skip to comments.***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 06/24/2005 6:24:09 AM PDT by TheBigB
Yabba-dabba doo and woo hoo hoooo! :) It's FRIDAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! Silliness abounds here in the OFST! Work? Forget about it! :) Come in and have fun! As always, feel free to post jokes, cartoons, silly facts, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
Fierce Allegiance poses ---->
"Logic indicates incoming silliness, Captain."
"Mmkay, who ordered the girl with extra pepperoni?"
Woo-Hoo! Early bump!
Will you put me on the OFST list? I feel as though I am silly enough.
Yeah, I figured if I was able to get it started early enough, there wouldn't be one of those lamebrain "OMG WHERE'S THE OFST! I CAN'T WAIT I'LL START ONE OF MY OWN!!!" threads...
"She's a witch!"
US Redneck Special Forces
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia,Texas, and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq.
They have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
...................This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
A cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking
and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a
sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not
only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What
is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's
testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on
vacation down here! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day
because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early
tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that
evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a
few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the
waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than
the ones I saw
you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the
Morning BigB. Happy Friday to ya. Let's get this party started. I don't feel like working today.
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