we all need to take time to stop & smell the roses....
... or whatever
Posted on 07/14/2005 10:34:25 AM PDT by Responsibility1st
William Rehnquist hasn't died yet (or resigned). Rove is still taking heat about Wilson's wife. Hitlery has her panties in a wad about GTA. Just not a lot of news today, so I thought I would surf the net. Defectiveyeti.com has an entertaining post titled "Don't Look Down".
I took the Squirrelly to the pediatric dentist yesterday. The receptionist was a girl in her mid 20's wearing a push-up bra and an unconscionably low-cut top. She remained seated as she reviewed the papers I had to fill out so I had to look down at her, except when she would briefly stand, lean way over the counter, and point out some clause on the medical waiver form.
Dear Women on Earth: please knock this off. Maybe you think you're doing us men a favor, that anything that increases the net sum of cleavage in the world is A-OK in our book. And I'm sure that's true for some. But for those of us who were raised to believe that openly gawping at the breasts of a woman two feet in front of you is rude, your heaving bosoms -- while no doubt a real treat under other circumstances -- are an undue burden upon us. You have no idea how exhausting it is to concentrate on whatever you're saying about my son's dental coverage while 85% of my mental resources have been diverted to my eyeballs to prevent them from drifting southward; you have no idea what a drag it is that, in order to go from looking from your face to looking at the paper in front of me, I have to detour all the way around your chest -- feigning a glance at a wall clock en route -- or move my head so quickly that I risk whiplash.
Don't get me wrong: I loves me some cleavage. In a bar, at a party, on the beach. But at the pediatric dentist? Come on. That's practically entrapment. I mean, who's your target audience here? Rule of thumb: if you're in a profession where you routinely interact with married men toting one year-olds, we'll take your mammalian credentials as an article of faith -- no need to flash 'em.
;^)
Hey the chicks I know are bold. Some of them will grab you and rub your face in them. Be glad she wasn't one of them.
You wanna know what is said across the front?
"What are you looking HERE for?"
Sadly this wannabe bimbo was out with her parent, for crying out loud.......
I haven't done that since College, or was that Tuesday.
Yes, definitely one of those.
Whattya think I hire 'em for? My patient list has increased considerably since I began that practice! Sheesh!
Say something to the parents. I do.
Dear Mother of the Year Nominee.
Your daughter is 13 and looks like a hooker. Was that your objective?
Have a nice day,
Dasher
ROFL!!
Im sorry, I can see how having this young girl shove her "uppers" at you must have been just plain painful!!!
I do agree with you that there is a place for everything and considering where she works, she should dress a bit more appropriately.
:o)
You are COMPLAINING about getting a good view?
But hey, JRBC, tell me some more about your friends......
/halfway kidding.....
And where would those chicks be located???????
To quote The Simpsons:
Woman--Sir, my face is up here.
Homer--I've made my choice.
Biker rallys baby!!
I thought he was bragging.
Sounds to me like somebody was googling "cleavage".
Does that mean I have to go buy a Harley!!!
Thanks for the good idea!
You should see some of the things people do on Harleys!
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