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This Day In History - DASHING DASHER JOINS FREEREPUBLIC (vanity)
Seattle Pissant Times | 7/22/05 | Sir Pissant

Posted on 07/22/2005 7:33:14 AM PDT by pissant

On this day in 1933, Wiley Post touched down his airplane in New York, becoming the first pilot to fly solo around the globe!

On this day in 1934, Public Enemy #1, John Dillinger, was gunned down in the streets of Chicago.

And on this day in 2004, the one and only Dashing Dasher, after slamming down 4 martinis, signed up on FreeRepublic.

These historic events have much in common. Wiley Post was a brave pilot, risking life and limb in a rickety single engine plane. Dasher is FR's resident pilot racer, tormenting her male colleagues above the western fruited plains. A Calamity Jane in goggles!

And Dillinger was a notorious gang leader, surrounding himself with violent criminals and ne'er do wells. Dasher too has become a gang leader on FR. She has lead JimRob's beloved website into dark places that make the upstanding citizens here hide the women and children.

She is many other things as well, too numerous to list in full. But they include: Conservative infiltrator in liberal San Fran, Toughie NJ bodyguard for those who get harrassed, Unofficial FR Dominatrix (with a growing clientele), and most importantly, the subject of poems and limericks from her adoring fans.

So on this Friday, July 22, 2005, let's raise our glasses and offer a hearty toast to this east coast bred California girl, and thank her for settling down in our corner of the world!


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You are one of kind, Miss Dasher! God Bless You!
1 posted on 07/22/2005 7:33:15 AM PDT by pissant
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To: SilentServiceCPOWife; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; teenyelliott; BerthaDee; MamaTexan; najida; ...

PING


2 posted on 07/22/2005 7:36:34 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant; Dashing Dasher

LOL!!!


3 posted on 07/22/2005 7:37:40 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (justitia et fortitudo invincibilia sunt)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I guess I should PING you.


4 posted on 07/22/2005 7:37:46 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

And nothing has been the same since.....

SMOOCHES Dasher...

Love ya more than gravy.


5 posted on 07/22/2005 7:38:50 AM PDT by najida (The hardest person to forgive is yourself.)
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To: pissant
A day that will live in infamy...lol
6 posted on 07/22/2005 7:39:18 AM PDT by scott says
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To: Dashing Dasher



CONGRATS!!!


Thanks for all the laughs and the help ;o)

MM


7 posted on 07/22/2005 7:39:35 AM PDT by motormouth
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To: pissant; Dashing Dasher
What would FR be without Dasher? .............BORING!!

Happy anniversary Dasher, we love you.

8 posted on 07/22/2005 7:40:39 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: JimWforBush


ping


9 posted on 07/22/2005 7:41:36 AM PDT by motormouth
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To: pissant

lol

Many more happy returns...


10 posted on 07/22/2005 7:42:56 AM PDT by Alexander Rubin
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To: pissant; Dashing Dasher

A year? Wow, it only seems like five.

Congrats!


11 posted on 07/22/2005 7:43:07 AM PDT by socal_parrot (Tina Delgado is alive! ALIVE!)
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To: All; cyborg; Xenalyte; raivyn; MamaTexan; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; njwoman; arasina; ...

Oh Geezz...

I'd like to thank the Academy, The JimRob and The JohnRob, Pissant for making it so welcoming and fun, JRBC for being my pal, the RWOS Ping List for not making me think I'm the only one that growls when neanderthals speak, and many more of you who I will think of and type of later.

I am leaving for an all day meeting - but will be back later today to read what you write - so, be nice. I know where you live!

Hugs to all my FEllow (and FEmale) FReepers!

It's been one heck of a year.


12 posted on 07/22/2005 7:43:21 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Cyborg and Petronski up a tree; K-I-S-S-I-N-G......)
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To: pissant; Dashing Dasher

Breaking hearts and egos wherever she goes. ;-)


13 posted on 07/22/2005 7:43:38 AM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife
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To: pissant

Piss, Christopher Walken told me to tell you that "Piss, I got yer Ping right here."


14 posted on 07/22/2005 7:44:51 AM PDT by Miss Behave (Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
15 posted on 07/22/2005 7:45:20 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Cyborg and Petronski up a tree; K-I-S-S-I-N-G......)
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To: pissant; Dashing Dasher

And Dash is one all around great girly. :-)


16 posted on 07/22/2005 7:46:34 AM PDT by Miss Behave (Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
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To: pissant
Congrats, Dasher!!

Here's a lovely rose for a lovely lady!

Image hosted by TinyPic.com

17 posted on 07/22/2005 7:46:53 AM PDT by MamaTexan (I am NOT a *legal entity* nor am I a ~person~ as created by 'law'!!)
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To: pissant
And on this day in 2004, the one and only Dashing Dasher, after slamming down 4 martinis, signed up on FreeRepublic.

So she signed up in the morning, eh? :-) DD - you're a hoot!
18 posted on 07/22/2005 7:49:30 AM PDT by Millee (So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
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To: pissant; Dashing Dasher

Holy diabolical plots!
You.. FIEND!

;-)
Welldone, and many more years ahead on FR!


19 posted on 07/22/2005 7:52:22 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: pissant; Dashing Dasher

Love is a Many Splendored Thing..........


20 posted on 07/22/2005 7:52:46 AM PDT by beyond the sea ("If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." - Jack Lemmon)
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To: najida; Dashing Dasher
Love ya more than gravy.

lumpy gravy?

;-)

21 posted on 07/22/2005 7:57:15 AM PDT by beyond the sea ("If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." - Jack Lemmon)
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To: Dashing Dasher

HAPPY ANIVERSARY!!!!


22 posted on 07/22/2005 7:59:10 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Don't touch my Willie - Kevin Fowler)
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To: beyond the sea; pissant; Dashing Dasher

"Love is a Many Splendored Thing.........."


Splinters?!
*It's what went through my noggin when I read that...UGH*


23 posted on 07/22/2005 8:00:30 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: pissant; Dashing Dasher
Congrats sister...I agree...without you ...what would the rest of us do? Your like our den mom..... :) Your the best DD ..

'




24 posted on 07/22/2005 8:01:55 AM PDT by PaulaB
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To: EX52D

How did I forget you PING!


25 posted on 07/22/2005 8:06:01 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Dashing Dasher

Happy Anniversary! ;)


26 posted on 07/22/2005 8:06:56 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: Dashing Dasher
Thanks for my low self esteem. Heres to you.
27 posted on 07/22/2005 8:13:09 AM PDT by carolinacrazy (What?!...That could never happen in a.... world...... www.jackassdemocrats.com)
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To: Miss Behave

Tell him I said hi then. And that he made a terrible James Bond villian! ;o)


28 posted on 07/22/2005 8:19:04 AM PDT by pissant
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To: najida; Jim Robinson

Nothing has been the same, and she hasn't even been banned yet!


29 posted on 07/22/2005 8:20:07 AM PDT by pissant
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To: scott says; Dashing Dasher

But will she remember us when she's rich and famous??


30 posted on 07/22/2005 8:21:00 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Dashing Dasher

She's a spicy little dish, huh?


31 posted on 07/22/2005 8:21:56 AM PDT by pissant
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To: socal_parrot; Dashing Dasher

That was a compliment to her, I assume! LOL


32 posted on 07/22/2005 8:22:55 AM PDT by pissant
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To: SilentServiceCPOWife; Dashing Dasher

ZZ Top wrote a song about her:

She's a HeartBreaker

She used to drive a beat up pickup
Down around San Antone
Stealin' the heart of every guy in town
Includin' the one I own
But this sweet young thing of seventeen
Would sting you with the lovesick blues
Just a blonde haired blue eyed picture of sin
Lookin' for someone to use

She's a lover 'n fighter, she's a wild bull rider
And I'm wonderin' why she left me such a long time ago
She's a heartbreaker, she's a love taker
She can break a heart and take all the love she needs

Well I heard she got down in Beaumont
And she wound up in El Paso
She was tuff as a boot and thin as a rail
And she could step to the cotton eyed Joe
If you run across this flagrant fuzzy
Slip in and get her while you can
Cause before too long she'll be good as gone
And runnin' with another man

She's a lover 'n fighter, she's a wild bull rider
And I'm wonderin' why she left me such a long time ago
She's a heartbreaker, she's a love taker
She can break a heart and take all the love she needs


33 posted on 07/22/2005 8:26:16 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Millee

LOL. Before 8:00 AM, I believe!


34 posted on 07/22/2005 8:27:08 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Dashing Dasher

We like you. We really, really LIKE you. ;-)


35 posted on 07/22/2005 8:27:13 AM PDT by Miss Behave (Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
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To: Darksheare; Dashing Dasher

We won't let her ever leave. Kinda Hotel California-ish around here!


36 posted on 07/22/2005 8:27:57 AM PDT by pissant
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But he made such a good janitor in "Joe Dirt."

I wanna just run my fingers through that hair.

37 posted on 07/22/2005 8:28:54 AM PDT by Miss Behave (Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
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What -- you trying to keep up with Petronski and cyborg or something?
38 posted on 07/22/2005 8:30:01 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: pissant; Dashing Dasher

That's our girl! ;-)


39 posted on 07/22/2005 8:30:21 AM PDT by Millee (So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
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To: pissant

So...your baby just turned one!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dasher!!!


40 posted on 07/22/2005 8:34:40 AM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: pissant; Dashing Dasher

LOL, pretty accurate.
Like a huge 'home', but digital.
Never know what one will see happen next that will bring a chuckle.


41 posted on 07/22/2005 8:36:12 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: pissant; Dashing Dasher

She'll say Piss who? And Miss who?


42 posted on 07/22/2005 8:41:34 AM PDT by Miss Behave (Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
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Congratulations DD on your one year anniversary from one east coast bred California gal to another!!

Here's to flying solo.

43 posted on 07/22/2005 8:43:25 AM PDT by WestCoastGal (Never avenge yourselves. but leave the way open for [Gods] wrath.)
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To: Miss Behave

You mean his toupee? ;o)


44 posted on 07/22/2005 8:44:11 AM PDT by pissant
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To: bannie

She's OUR baby!


45 posted on 07/22/2005 8:44:56 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Miss Behave

Exactly! LOL


46 posted on 07/22/2005 8:46:20 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Well...er....but I hardly know you!

;-) LOL


47 posted on 07/22/2005 8:47:35 AM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: pissant

slacker...


48 posted on 07/22/2005 8:49:35 AM PDT by dakine
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To: bannie

It's best that way! LOL


49 posted on 07/22/2005 8:50:40 AM PDT by pissant
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To: dakine

Me or Dasher?


50 posted on 07/22/2005 8:51:12 AM PDT by pissant
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