Posted on 07/28/2005 7:36:20 AM PDT by meandog
Here are 26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
6. A dog's parents never visit.
7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
11. Dogs can't talk.
12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
And, last but not least:
26. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
I love dogs :)
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
The Boogie expressing his opinion of #2 and 20 above.
Dog ping!
Dogs rock!
Hialrious!
My typing sucks, my typing sucks, my typing sucks...
lol!
My male Dalmatian has a career goal of becoming a banker...
Often takes/finds $20, and gives us back $15 in change, I find it in the backyard when I mow...
Those damn landmines back there are full of all sorts of gifts...
The dog ate it excuse doesn't have the same effect as it used to at the bank these days...
I hate to have to tell them not to open the ziploc bag in an open environement...
Yes, but imagine how dull it would be to mow a backyard which didn't have a dog living in it.
Dogs do not hate their bodies.
Well, okay, Charlie didn't *hate* her body when I took this pic, but I swear, she had just looked over her shoulder and given me a "Does this fluffy tail make my butt look big?" look!! 
Scarmably hialrious. Vey stuning. I'm series.
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