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The Evil Strawberry
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com ^ | 7/31/05 | Keaton

Posted on 8/1/2005, 2:48:54 AM by BCrago66

Some strawberries really are evil.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: stupid

1 posted on 8/1/2005, 2:48:54 AM by BCrago66
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To: BCrago66

Your post is pretty stupid.


2 posted on 8/1/2005, 2:52:20 AM by Justice
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To: BCrago66

I thought you were referring the Darryl Strawberry.


3 posted on 8/1/2005, 2:53:15 AM by dfwgator
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To: BCrago66

"The strawberries...."

4 posted on 8/1/2005, 2:55:28 AM by dfwgator
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To: Justice

Justice, I'd suggest that you're a flat-liner, i.e., there's minimal or zero electrical activity in your ceribral cortex. But don't worry. You can always take a civil service position.


5 posted on 8/1/2005, 2:56:13 AM by BCrago66
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To: BCrago66

ack-phtt.


6 posted on 8/1/2005, 2:57:42 AM by pipecorp (Let's have a CRUSADE! , the muslim half has already started. ps. I need more cowbell!)
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To: BCrago66

Care to explain why your post was pulled moron? I guess I'm not the only one to think your post is stupid. By the way I own my own business and make a lot of money.


7 posted on 8/1/2005, 2:59:34 AM by Justice
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To: BCrago66
"The Evil Strawberry"

Was there a message in there that I failed to grasp? If not, then it was pretty stupid.

8 posted on 8/1/2005, 3:05:14 AM by Old Seadog (Always do more than is expected of you and someday... it will be expected of you.)
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To: Justice

Notice that your defensive reaction is much like the baby in the cartoon, who burst into tears because he feared that he was, indeed, stupid (demonstrating the coolness of the cartoon.)

Next you'll be crying: "I'm not stupid!..Whaaa!"


9 posted on 8/1/2005, 3:05:41 AM by BCrago66
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To: Justice
TOPICS: Humor;
10 posted on 8/1/2005, 3:07:41 AM by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: BCrago66

Sorry. That was pretty lame. Can't believe I just watched that.


11 posted on 8/1/2005, 3:17:40 AM by samiam1972 (Live simply so that others may simply live!)
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To: BCrago66

gotta go with 'Stupid' on this one.


12 posted on 8/1/2005, 3:29:09 AM by Khurkris (Ain't life funny?)
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To: Khurkris

I think this argument would go better if you would all simply acknowlege my superior intellect and virtue, and entertain a healthy distrust of your own judgment. That too much to ask?


13 posted on 8/1/2005, 3:32:44 AM by BCrago66
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To: BCrago66

One strawberry tart with not so much rat in it!


14 posted on 8/1/2005, 3:40:54 AM by LongElegantLegs ("Nuthin' ain't worth nuthin', buthttp://www.freerepublic.com/perl/post it's free.")
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To: BCrago66

Hmmmm... the background music was Pachelbel's Canon, a song often played at weddings.

Usually, in the prelude to the wedding, the bride gets very uptight about every little detail, including making sure that the absolute right shade of fuschia linen is sewn into the lace of the doilies under the champagne glasses.

The groom merely asks what time he needs to show up at the wedding.

The groom, being so detatched, fails to realize that his bride is turning severely neurotic and becomes more and more childish and violent as little details are not met.

The unwitting groom arrives at the church, marries the neurotic woman, and gets squished by her the first time he mentions that the room is a little warm.

Therefore, the moral of the story is...

Never marry a crazy woman!


15 posted on 8/1/2005, 3:46:51 AM by nhoward14
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To: BCrago66
The background music, Pachelbel's Canon in D, was nice but the rest of it was lame.
16 posted on 8/1/2005, 3:48:18 AM by octobersky
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To: nhoward14

"Never marry a crazy woman!"


Like Jennifer Wilbanks?


17 posted on 8/1/2005, 3:54:13 AM by toldyou
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To: BCrago66

I gotta go wtih Justice on this one

I want my 50 seconds back ...


18 posted on 8/1/2005, 12:43:49 PM by tx_eggman (Does it hurt when they shear your wool off?)
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To: BCrago66
That is the most retarded animation on the net.
I don't think Jib-Jab has a thing to fear.
19 posted on 8/1/2005, 2:58:09 PM by Brainhose (THINK OF THE KITTENS!)
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