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Gal With Green Baby Says She Was Raped By A Leprechaun
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| Jul 12 '05 (Not Previously Posted)
| JENNIFER HIGHTOWER
Posted on 08/05/2005 1:46:06 PM PDT by Rebelbase
DOCTORS in Mallow, Ireland, are puzzled by the birth of a green baby. But single mom Bridget O'Leary, 26, says there's a very simple explanation -- she claims she was raped by a leprechaun.
"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."
By all accounts O'Leary has a sterling reputation as a hardworking, upstanding individual.
"Bridget is a fine lass, and no mistake," says Tom Shaughnessey, 44, the owner of the Brick and the Rose Pub where O'Leary works. "I've never known her to lie or make up stories.
"According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers. And Bridget, with her shapely legs, perfectly rounded fanny, and large, firm bosoms. . . well, it's easy ......
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KEYWORDS: cary; faithandbegorrah; littlegreenmen; oirish; oirishthatcheroite; shamrocknotaplant; wheresmeluckycharms
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"According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers"
You can say that again!
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posted on
08/05/2005 1:46:07 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
To: Rebelbase
They're always after me lucky charms.
2
posted on
08/05/2005 1:47:28 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
To: Rebelbase
To: Rebelbase
Bump for a later read....this should be good...
NeverGore :^)
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posted on
08/05/2005 1:47:54 PM PDT
by
nevergore
(“It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.”)
To: Victoria Delsoul
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posted on
08/05/2005 1:48:19 PM PDT
by
Alberta's Child
(I ain't got a dime, but what I got is mine. I ain't rich, but Lord I'm free.)
To: Rebelbase
What's the little bugger going to whack with that spoon?
To: Rebelbase
Thanks, I needed the laugh.
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posted on
08/05/2005 1:48:41 PM PDT
by
trubluolyguy
(I got an idea, and idea so devious my head would explode if I even began to know what it was.)
To: Rebelbase
There once was a barmaid named Bridget,
She claimed to be raped by a midget,
She was a fine lass,
with a helluvan ass,
and made the poor Leprechaun fidget.
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posted on
08/05/2005 1:48:57 PM PDT
by
Paloma_55
To: longshadow; VadeRetro; balrog666; general_re; RadioAstronomer; js1138; whattajoke; Shryke; ...
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posted on
08/05/2005 1:49:34 PM PDT
by
PatrickHenry
(Felix, qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas. The List-O-Links is at my homepage.)
To: Rebelbase
Once a Leprechaun cleaned out South Central LA because someone stole his pot of gold.
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posted on
08/05/2005 1:49:36 PM PDT
by
Warlord
To: Paloma_55
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posted on
08/05/2005 1:50:40 PM PDT
by
SoDak
To: cripplecreek
My wife says that I'm magically delicious!
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posted on
08/05/2005 1:50:43 PM PDT
by
Ignatz
(Gravity: It's not just a good idea, it's the law.)
To: Rebelbase
According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers. And Bridget, with her shapely legs, perfectly rounded fanny, and large, firm bosoms. . . well, it's easy ......
TMI alert, TMI alert, TMI alert!
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posted on
08/05/2005 1:51:10 PM PDT
by
ExcursionGuy84
("I will Declare the Beauty of The LORD.")
To: Rebelbase
They're tragically lubricous!
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posted on
08/05/2005 1:51:23 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Rebelbase
He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrockOh my, she said laughing! Just can't go there. A good end for the work day here. Have a great weekend all! Gotta go home and ask hubby about little green shamrocks...
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posted on
08/05/2005 1:51:36 PM PDT
by
twigs
To: Rebelbase
"He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."
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posted on
08/05/2005 1:51:38 PM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: Warlord
We're trying to clean a black Leprechaun out of Detroit.
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posted on
08/05/2005 1:52:09 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
To: Rebelbase
"He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."
Careful there, leprechauns are vengeful creatures, too. Better say "speared me with the jolly green giant" or something, to placate him.
To: Junior
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posted on
08/05/2005 1:52:23 PM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: Liz
You got some competition for the post of the day.
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