*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

Right Here ^ | 12/19/2005 | All of Us

[BJClinton]

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[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Your Aries Drinking Style

Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Your competitive streak makes you prone to closing time shot contests. You're a sloppy, fun drunk, and you get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting you drunk is a good way for people to get what they want out of you, should other methods fail. You can become bellicose when blotto, but you will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. You can be counted on to do the same for others -- so long as they haven't gone and done anything really horrible to you last night (ahem, sneaky Gemini!)

Your Signature Cocktails

Aries, born under the hot-stuff planet Mars, is the ruler of spicy food and red things -- and for balance, astrologers recommend they eat tomatoes, onions, olives and greens. That's right, Aries, you were born under the sign of the bloody Mary. Aries also rules grapefruit, and they've been known to kick back a salty dog and a sea breeze or two. For extreme hotcha, try a concoction with cinnamon liqueur in it.

Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies

Conan O'Brien, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Jessica Parker, David Letterman, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner, Jack Black, and Hugh Hefner.

What's Your Alcohoroscope?

Hugh Hefner and I share a birthday.

[JimWforBush]

What is it that makes stick figure art so hilarious?

[tumblindice]

The lad from Nantucket moved west, & like most cowboys, enjoyed a rooster as a pet, sooooo it's come to this . . .

The Cowboys Lament

An old cowpoke from west Oklahoma,

had a cock that could sing 'La Paloma'.

Its whistles and wheezes,

with his foul ventral breezes,

created a pungent aroma.

[fredhead]

Part Freaky Kisser

When you kiss, you want to experience something new A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing... And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go

Part Playful Kisser

Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right!

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You are a wild one, huh!!

[JimWforBush]

This is so me to a tee.

Your Scorpio Drinking Style

If anyone tells you you've had enough, you'll smirk and keep tippling until you're hog whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. You like to drink, and screw anyone who has a problem with that. You see the sauce as something to savor in itself... and not as a personality-altering tool. If you're depressed, you get self-loathing and seek total obliteration. But generally, you're a fascinating drinking pal, brilliant conversationalist and dizzying flirt. You also remember everything -- especially what everyone did when they were blitzed. Only people you *like* should drink with you!

Your Signature Cocktails

Just as you can look someone in the eye and smile while secretly plotting their demise, so does the brandy-laced Scorpian Stinger's sweet taste hide a potent amount of alcohol. But you abhor tropical drinks, and you will turn up your nose if you're served a scorpian. You rule watermelon, so break a pitcher of watermelon margaritas will seduce you -- though red wine will do the trick just as well.

Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies

Hillary Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Bill Gates, Demi Moore, Jenny McCarthy, Tara Reid, P. Diddy, and Owen Wilson.

What's Your Alcohoroscope?

[fredhead]

Your Hidden Talent

You're super sensitive and easily able to understand situations. You tend to solve complex problems in a flash, without needing a lot of facts. Decision making is easy for you. You have killer intuition. The right path is always clear, and you're a bit of a visionary.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

[hattend]

Focused Athlete + Dumb Blonde = OWNED!

What the heck was that guy looking at that he couldn't see somebody right in front of him?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Look at all of the libs they want you to drink with. You poor man.

Hey I wonder if I am so wild because I was born on Hef's birthday?

r-q-tek86, take the test.

[The_Victor]

I just spotted this headline from a newly posted thread:

Lockheed Martin Successful In Boosted Penetrator Test

Context is everything.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Sadly, SpiderMan has also improvidently lent his good name to some dubious products:

:)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Your Hidden Talent

You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system. And while this may not seem big, it can be. It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes. You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

[Zeppelin]

=)

[martin_fierro]

Man, MAJOR Pass Interference goin' on there.

[Dead Corpse]

Lame. I got all the Lefty Weirdo's...

Your Gemini Drinking Style

You can drink without changing their behavior much. You're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes. You amaze people by conversing with finesse and allusions, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. You possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. You like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring! You may create a drinking theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for your own amusement.

Your Signature Cocktails

Easily bored Geminis need some stimulation in their drinks -- those with two parts, like a black and tan (or just a double), are particularly appealing. Otherwise, you'll drink all over the map, ordering frou-frou drinks to add to you collection of cocktail monkeys or going for whiskey rocks because you're feeling rather noir. Gemini rules the herb anise -- home-infused anise vodka is sure to win you over.

Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies

Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Kylie Minogue, the Olson Twins, Colin Farrell, Ice Cube, Natalie Portman, and Mr. T

What's Your Alcohoroscope?

[Dead Corpse]

Your Hidden Talent

You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system. And while this may not seem big, it can be. It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes. You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

[JimWforBush]

Look at all of the libs they want you to drink with. You poor man.

Yeah I know, but as long as there paying, I don't care.

[Zeppelin]

i have this picture on my computer (can't seem to find it) of these guys painting EVERYTHING their roommate owned in GREEN. like, lime green. it's amazing.

i've also seen the foil trick a few times, but the best i ever saw was basically like the one you showed me, but they popped off all the keys on the keyboard, wrapped each in foil, and put them back on. =P

[fredhead]

I'd drink with the Olsen twins and Natalie Portman. Drink 'em under the table, that is.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I guess you have a point. But, I do not think I could deal with Hillary no matter how drunk I was.