*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

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241 posted on 08/19/2005 9:41:14 AM PDT by OSHA (I've got a hole in my head too, but that's beside the point.)

242 posted on 08/19/2005 9:42:48 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Why do they keep PINGING me to these weird threads? I have no idea!!!)

243 posted on 08/19/2005 9:44:47 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)

Easy Dasher. Mr. Corpse is just spreading joy to the male members of Free Republic. I now have a spring in my step, a song in my heart, and some skittles in my stomach. I say thank you Mr. Corpse, Thank You!

244 posted on 08/19/2005 9:45:48 AM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)

245 posted on 08/19/2005 9:46:08 AM PDT by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)

Keep in mind ...
This is exactly what made TheBigB quit.
It always ends badly.
Let it go - be silly - enjoy.
If you want porn - go to DU.

247 posted on 08/19/2005 9:51:31 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Why do they keep PINGING me to these weird threads? I have no idea!!!)

248 posted on 08/19/2005 9:52:07 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Why do they keep PINGING me to these weird threads? I have no idea!!!)

But they're ganging up on me now. Fall-out for winning.

I know the feeling. The very fact that you are right threatens them somehow. Of course, I think the very idea of civilization just won't work because it will need to be populated with people, and that's just asking for trouble.

249 posted on 08/19/2005 9:52:34 AM PDT by Cowman (Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging)

I LOVED THAT ONE!!!

I think I may still have it somewhere.

LOL!!!

I think it was Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton taped phone call - and then... I LOVE GAY PORN...

250 posted on 08/19/2005 9:53:55 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Why do they keep PINGING me to these weird threads? I have no idea!!!)

Hello and thanks for the post!

We are putting a new desk in the office and have my good computer torn apart. The laptop has a monitor that is heading south due to damage.

I will probably get caught up with the silliness over the weekend.

Hugs to all,

Kate

251 posted on 08/19/2005 9:55:10 AM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk.")

r-q-tek86, take the test.

I swear... I keep doing something wrong on these tests...

252 posted on 08/19/2005 9:56:51 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)

"If you want porn - go to DU."

Not that! I'll be good. (I don't know how to post pics anyway)

253 posted on 08/19/2005 9:57:33 AM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)

Drinking buddy Chelsea Clinton?? There ain't enough vodka in Russia or whiskey in Ireland to make her look good!!!!

254 posted on 08/19/2005 9:59:04 AM PDT by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)

255 posted on 08/19/2005 10:00:34 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)

256 posted on 08/19/2005 10:02:32 AM PDT by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)

Keep in mind ... This is exactly what made TheBigB quit.

Thanks. I agree. Not enough humor any more.

258 posted on 08/19/2005 10:03:32 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States)

More jokes!!!

Two old men sitting on a park bench.

Striking young brunette girl walks by...

The men smile and watch her walk by wishfully

"Ever sleep with a brunette"? say the first.

"Many a time, many a time" says the second

A little later a drop dead gorgeous Redhead goes by

Second man "Ever sleep with a Redhead"

"Many a time, many a time" says the first man

Then this absolutely devastating Blond girl walks by..

First old man "Ever sleep with a blond"

"Nary a wink, nary a wink" replies the second old man.

259 posted on 08/19/2005 10:04:06 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Why do they keep PINGING me to these weird threads? I have no idea!!!)

Damn Uncanny!

You Are 95% American

You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

How American Are You?

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