Skip to comments.John Kerry’s "family-owned" 1995 Land Rover Defender for sale on eBay
Posted on 08/27/2005 3:39:56 PM PDT by visagoth
The SUV that Kerry's family owned... not his - is up for auction on eBay. Kind of a rust bucket if you ask me.
City Motor Group is Honored to offer this 1995 Land Rover Defender 90 to our savvy online shoppers. This Defender comes with outstanding pedigree!!!
Previously owned and driven by family of former Presidential Candidate. Bottle of Notable Ketchup is not included in the purchase. This Defender has spent the majority of its spoiled life in Nantucket.
It is quite the rust bucket. No wonder Jean Francois Kerry was so quick to dissociate himself from ownership of the jalopy. Plus, it's European, another black mark against it with the union thugs.
I got my eye out for Jon Voight's LeBaron.
if that really is his, the yellow sure fits.
Does he even own his underwear?
and if so are they yellow too?
That's wonderful and just what you'd expect. The vehicle looks so clean and shiny on the outside, but is rusty crud under the facade--just like John Kerry.
Generous of his rich wife to give him this plaything a decade ago--an imported vehicle for a great American.
Some nitwit Democrat will overpay for this jalopy so he can brag that it was once owned by a prominent loser.
Save gas, John, and put in the junk heap.
Since it's not in his name, the lucky buyer won't even get his autograph.
It's in terrible condition for a vehicle with only 49,321 miles. I live in an area that has the same kind of salt air induced rust. If a car doesn't come from the factory with rust proofing, lots of people get their cars rust proofed. It's pretty obvious Kerry didn't get this car rust proofed when it was new.
He doesn't even own his own nads.
I hope Te-RAY-zuh cleaned out all of her empties before sold it.
That is such a nerdy vehicle. How did I know it would be bright yellow and look like a box?
Presidential Pedigree??? It is to laugh!
City Motor Group is Honored to offer this 1995 Land Rover Defender 90 to our savvy online shoppers. This Defender comes with outstanding pedigree!!! Previously owned and driven by family of former Presidential Candidate. Bottle of Notable Ketchup is not included in the purchase. This Defender has spent the majority of its spoiled life in Nantucket. All the equipment is in excellent working order making us believe that this vehicle was serviced regularly. The engine compartment is clean/dry no leaks, A/C Blows cold, Clutch is Firm, engine and transmission work to perfection. APOLOGIES: There is some rust on this Defender from vacationing on Nantucket. Please look at the detailed pictures of the Under Carriage, Door Hinges, Screws, Step Sides and Brush Guards. Paint on the passenger's fender is slightly discolored. A few minor ding doctor dents. Equipment: AA Yellow/Gray full safari cage, 5 speed manual transmission, full time 4 wheel drive with high-low transfer case, air conditioning, 2 passenger back seat with 3 point seat belts, front brush guard, side steps, am/fm stereo with CD in the center console, factory removable fiberglass hard top, New Tires and spare keys. We provide free airport pick-up from Logan International Airport we also can arrange low cost shipping directly to your door. Pre-Buy Inspections are always welcome. Please do not hesitate to contact us 7 days per week via phone (617) 555-5555 or email (***********@gmail.com) with any questions. Please check our 100% Positive online feedback back and buy with utmost confidence from One of the Fastest Growing Online Dealerships. We sell the majority of our vehicles sight unseen all over the World!!! Please visit our website at www.citymotorgroup.com
Although it's not his personal vehicle, does it still have a "to me come from me" power train?
If it does, beware for those "to me come from me" power trains have a tendency to go into reverse at ANY speed without input from the driver.
The national group "The compassionately concerned for the owners of to me come from me vehicles" (CCOTMCFMV) a group of well known Attorneys headed up by John Edwards, is looking into a class action law suit that could pave the way for the owners of "to me come from me" vehicles to reap millions in damages.
So it could be a lucrative investment if one didn't use it for transportation.
I wonder if it comes with a yellow daisy keychain?
is there any way to upload pics from my computer right to FR? Have pics of kerry and heinz with beer that I want to post
There once was a SUV from Nantucket ...
Plus, it's only got 48,000 miles!
So, you might ask why the US government is selling a Land Rover? Bet you didn't even know they purchase such things!
Anyone know if Kerry served in Vietnam? Just curious.
I am keeping an eye out for Christopher Walken's cowbell.
...and his watch.
No idea. What I find funny is that Jean Francois Kerry was so proud of "his" SUV when he was talking to the union thugs in Detroit, only to deny owning it when talking to the enviro-whackjobs, then when it's up for sale, it turns out to be a foreign SUV, which took jobs away from union automaker thugs!
Did you live on a deserted island for the entire year of 2004 by any chance? Just wondering since you are asking such a question!
Question asked with tongue firmly implanted in cheek. :)
He did? No way!
Well, according to what I have heard, he did. Possibly in Cambodia, also. Around Christmas time, no less. Unbelievable, no?
Nice color, though, for Kerry.
You would have thought he was a bona fide war hero...
I mean, if he were one, he would have told people all about it, right?