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Bjork upstages Harrison Ford with Vaseline and a whaling ship ("Modern Art")
The Telegraph (U.K.) ^ | September 3, 2005 | Hugh Davies

Posted on 09/03/2005 10:24:01 AM PDT by Stoat

Bjork upstages Harrison Ford with Vaseline and a whaling ship


By Hugh Davies in Venice
(Filed: 03/09/2005)

The crazy world of Bjork proved to be so outrageous at the Venice Film Festival yesterday that she upstaged an appearance by Harrison Ford holding the hand of Calista Flockhart.

The Hollywood stars, a romantic item for some years now, were in Italy for the unveiling of Fragile, a horror film featuring the former Ally McBeal actress.

However, they were virtually ignored by the paparazzi, while the Icelandic singer took the event by storm with her new movie, a 135-minute epic shot in Japan in which she stars with a vast vat filled with thousands of gallons of Vaseline.

As an over-the-top experimental picture, it even made Ang Lee's daring new movie Brokeback Mountain look tame, despite the appearance of Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhall as gay Wyoming cowboys.

Bjork, in scarlet high-heeled boots and a pink dress, arrived in Venice with her boyfriend, Matthew Barney.

She said: "I happen to be an emotional person. It's been hard work, and I don't know what's going to happen with the film. It's kind of scary, but I love it."

Drawing Restraint 9 follows Bjork's appearance in the cult director Lars von Trier's film Dancer In The Dark. But the new picture is far more weird.

It emanated from the imagination of Barney, a San Francisco-born artist, who hired the mothership of the Japanese whaling fleet, the Nisshin Maru, to sail in Nagasaki Bay with a huge steel basin on deck.

Sailors spent hours filling the basin with Vaseline poured in through hosepipes. According to the script, the idea was to use the petroleum jelly to show the "relationship between self-imposed resistance and creativity" by transforming it into a "vast sculpture", called The Field, which is "moulded, poured, bisected and reformed" on the ship over the course of the film.

With the jelly congealing, cracking and moving with the sea, the movie "tracks the descent of form into states of sensual surrender and formal atrophy".

But many critics attending the film festival were baffled, and at a press screening the sound of seats flipping up as viewers left the cinema began early. I lasted for 90 minutes, watching the tedious process of Bjork and

Barney, identified as "The Guests", arriving on the vessel and being dressed as a Shinto couple in mammal fur costumes by geisha girls.

It was all so slow - with virtually no dialogue, but some soothing background sounds and songs - that the odd snore could be heard in the air-conditioned cinema.

Unfortunately, I missed what the publicity material called "a harrowing liebestod" in which Bjork and her partner became "locked in an embrace" as they "breathed through blowhole-like orifices on the back of their necks".

They then took out "flensing knives" to "cut away each other's feet and thighs".

The script said: "The remains of their lower body are revealed to contain traces of whale tails at an early stage of development, suggesting rebirth, physical transformation, and the possibility of new forms.

"Having reached a state of maximum disintegration, the sculpture of The Field is then reorganised and the ship emerges from a storm, sailing through a field of icebergs towards the open southern ocean."

The two stars are then seen as a pair of whales, swimming behind the ship, heading for Antarctica.

At a media conference, one Italian journalist said that she had been so moved "that I want to watch it over and over again".

However, others were less enthusiastic.

Bjork was immensely upbeat about the film, with Barney, the subject of a recent Guggenheim retrospective in New York, equally wrapped up in what the producers described as his "hermetic vision".

Asked what the couple plans to do next, Bjork said: "I haven't a clue." Barney was more specific, saying that he wanted to become "more experimental".

This would be with a film in which he sets up a trampoline in a room with him - and presumably her - jumping up and down to make marks on a ceiling that would develop into a "sensual" work of art.

 

Bjork
Bjork upstages Harrison Ford

 

hdavies@telegraph.co.uk



TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Music/Entertainment; Society; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: badart; bjerk; bjork; harrisonford; vaseline; whales
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1 posted on 09/03/2005 10:24:03 AM PDT by Stoat
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2 posted on 09/03/2005 10:33:40 AM PDT by Fintan (If this tagline lasts longer than 4 hours, please consult a physician.)
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To: Stoat

I just do not understand why movie theatres are doing so poorly financially!!!! (dripping sarcasm).


3 posted on 09/03/2005 10:48:31 AM PDT by flixxx
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It emanated from the imagination of Barney, a San Francisco-born artist

Vaseline and Barney - they seem to go together...


4 posted on 09/03/2005 11:31:58 AM PDT by mikrofon (Frank Discussion)
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To: Stoat

Bjork, or Bee Jork as I call her, is a habitual and annoying faux-naif. Extremely pretentious in her studied non pretentiousness. At the end of "Dancer In The Dark", I was relieved when she finally and mercifully hung herself, and not soon enough to suit me. The left loves to present and promote themselves as innocent and good hearted perpetual victims.

Matthew Barney is a real big deal in the super elite art world. He makes long, long, "meaningful" movies. That he and Bee Jork would be together is perfect.


5 posted on 09/09/2005 10:44:03 AM PDT by garyhope
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