Posted on 09/17/2005 8:23:39 PM PDT by CT
OK. I have not done a vanity in months, maybe longer. But I just had to get the word out on just how far Steven Segal has sunk.
His latest movie, 'Submerged,' is some Euro production. And the US forces portrayed in the movie are a joke. But the biggest joke is the use of a carrier that is called the USS Clinton!
Avoid this movie at all costs. Its garbage.
Did I mention Segal has adopted a 'home boy' accent?
Did anybody think Segal was a Clinton suck up, or is this the European production company gone wild with their love of Clintoon?
Does he have a coat on in every scene to try to hide that fact that he has ballooned?
Are they still cropping fat Segal from the chest up? His last few movies show very few shots of his entire body unless its covered in London-fog style jacket to hide his 300lbs
USS Clinton. Is there a destroyer named Lewensky?
Yeah.
Its the word's first warship powered by hot air.
My favorite martial arts movie is Kung Pow.
It is bad enough for some poor sailor to have to serve on the USS Jimmy Carter. I hope when they name a ship after Bill, it is an appropriate kind of ship.
Just several weeks ago they began cutting the metal that in a couple of years will be assembled into the next aircraft carrier, as yet unnamed. It is almost a certainity this new ship WILL be the USS Bill Clinton.
In the last few years we have had the USS Jimmy Carter, the USS Ronald Reagan, and the USS George H Bush. It's simply his turn.
Take that "almost certainity" higher if Clinton has died by then. His health difficulties are substantial and he doesn't look well at all.
he wears them so nobody notices he is 300 pounds or so...I have his first few movies.I have seen nothing after 'under siege' which I thought was great.second favorite is 'hard to kill'..He used to be good,now he's just goofy....
They were bad when they came out... and their stench only increases with age.
My wife and I rented that ... er ... movie a couple of weeks back. As the credits rolled, she turned to me, and with all seriousness on her face said, "Well, that's 90 minutes of my life I'll never have back."
It can't be as bad as in "Out for Justice" where not just Steven Segal but every cast member in that movie had the worst fake Brooklyn accents ever attempted.
Steven Segal has done 16 movies since "Fire Down Below" in 1997 (6 this year alone), I haven't heard of any of them.
So Steven is playing the part of an aircraft carrier named USS Clinton?
I guess that just proves that fat people shouldn't wear gray, because a few thousand sailors might try to board them. ;)
The Clinton will be built at Jiang-nan Shipyard, Zhang-xing Island near Shanghai.
He's big in France?
True but for now there is no USS Bill Clinton. I like the fact that the dims have a fictional President on the TV show West Wing and soon that woman as POTUS one along with this fictional carrier. Meanwhile back in the real world we have W and the USS Ronald Reagan.
Is that near Longh Whang?
((( ducking and running )))
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