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The latest Steven Segal movie has a USS Clinton aircraft carrier
Me | 9/17/05 | CT

Posted on 09/17/2005 8:23:39 PM PDT by CT

OK. I have not done a vanity in months, maybe longer. But I just had to get the word out on just how far Steven Segal has sunk.

His latest movie, 'Submerged,' is some Euro production. And the US forces portrayed in the movie are a joke. But the biggest joke is the use of a carrier that is called the USS Clinton!

Avoid this movie at all costs. Its garbage.

Did I mention Segal has adopted a 'home boy' accent?

Did anybody think Segal was a Clinton suck up, or is this the European production company gone wild with their love of Clintoon?


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: clinton; euroweenies; moviereview; seagal; segal; stevensegal
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To: nmh

Nix #16 - corrected in #17.


21 posted on 09/17/2005 8:34:00 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: Cogadh na Sith

I told Mrs. CT that any sub would need to be called the Monica. And it would require new technology that would insure it went 'down faster' than anything known before it.


22 posted on 09/17/2005 8:34:12 PM PDT by CT
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To: bnelson44
I don't know, Carter got a sub

Carter IS sub(human)

23 posted on 09/17/2005 8:34:17 PM PDT by msnimje (Cogito Ergo Sum Republican)
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To: CT
I don't know, Carter got a sub.

somehow a submarine just seems so appropriate for Clinton (for obvious reason)

24 posted on 09/17/2005 8:35:21 PM PDT by lunarbicep (If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. –Jonathan Winters)
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To: Names Ash Housewares

I like the story where he thought he was so badass, he challenged the action choreographer (some Jude/Jujitsu guy) to a fight, and he got his ass kicked so bad they had to delay shooting for 2 weeks..


25 posted on 09/17/2005 8:35:56 PM PDT by Paradox (Just because we are not perfect, does not mean we are not good.)
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To: RDTF
Actually, Segal was the one getting pinched by the mob.
26 posted on 09/17/2005 8:36:06 PM PDT by endthematrix (JOHN ROBERTS vs JOE BIDEN ................... ROBERTS wins TKO in second round!)
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To: badpacifist
Does it get blown.......................up?

LOL. I was hopi........er....thinking, yeah, thinking the same thing.

27 posted on 09/17/2005 8:36:27 PM PDT by concerned about politics ("Get thee behind me, Liberal.")
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To: msnimje

with a supply of cuban cigars? Sorry.


28 posted on 09/17/2005 8:36:57 PM PDT by RDTF
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To: CT

You guys haven't heard of the Clinton aircraft carrier?
That's the one that is crewed by memebers of the Chinese Navy and the UN. Gays are encourged as crew members.
Jocelyn Elders is the ships chief medical officer.
Al Gore designed the innovative, eco-friendly propulsion system consisting of a mast and sails.
They are other details, maybe someone else can add to them.


29 posted on 09/17/2005 8:37:28 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Never bring a knife to a gun fight, or a Democrat to do serious work...)
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To: CT
A carrier named after Bill Clinton, eh? Think of it. An entire carrier stripped of all it's silverware and bath towels.
30 posted on 09/17/2005 8:37:48 PM PDT by Reaganesque
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To: lunarbicep
a submarine just seems so appropriate for Clinton (for obvious reason)

If it was bent....

31 posted on 09/17/2005 8:38:27 PM PDT by Cogadh na Sith
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To: Cogadh na Sith

The only military considering naming a weapon for Clinton is the PRC. It'll be their operational ICBM.


32 posted on 09/17/2005 8:38:32 PM PDT by BIGLOOK (I once opposed keelhauling but recently have come to my senses.)
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To: CT

Clinton is probably his idol. He was married to Kelly LeBrock (Weird Science, Pantene commercials in the 80's) and they named one of their daughters after the nanny (never figured that one out). Turns out, he was sleeping with the nanny and he and the wife broke up. I think he ended up marrying the nanny/namesake.


33 posted on 09/17/2005 8:39:58 PM PDT by conservative cat
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To: CT

No sarcasm there? My God have you never watched "Fire Down Below?" There is an anti-business, anti-petro industry, anti-American rant at the end of the movie that make me want to explode the first time I saw it.

The guy is a raving commie


34 posted on 09/17/2005 8:41:04 PM PDT by WillMalven (It don't matter where you are when "the bomb" goes off, as long as you can say "What was that?")
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To: endthematrix

Re: Segal and the mob -

here:

http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/6.html


35 posted on 09/17/2005 8:41:53 PM PDT by RDTF
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To: CT
It would be more appropriate to name a little dinghy after him.
36 posted on 09/17/2005 8:42:01 PM PDT by Ken H
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To: CT

Didn't we have a USS Clinton submarine at one point? I heard the screen doors did it in.


37 posted on 09/17/2005 8:42:04 PM PDT by Archie Bunker on steroids
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To: CT


38 posted on 09/17/2005 8:42:40 PM PDT by frankjr
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To: HereInTheHeartland

I'm pretty sure President Hillary Rodham cancelled the carrier USS William Rodham Jefferson Blythe Clinton during her downsizing of the U.S. military.


39 posted on 09/17/2005 8:44:05 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (We Gave Peace A Chance. It Didn't Work Out. Search keyword: 09-11-01.)
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To: RDTF
with a supply of cuban cigars? Sorry.

That is okay, I was going to ask if it had a head.

40 posted on 09/17/2005 8:44:12 PM PDT by msnimje (Cogito Ergo Sum Republican)
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