The latest Steven Segal movie has a USS Clinton aircraft carrier

Me | 9/17/05 | CT

[nmh]

Nix #16 - corrected in #17.

[CT]

I told Mrs. CT that any sub would need to be called the Monica. And it would require new technology that would insure it went 'down faster' than anything known before it.

[msnimje]

I don't know, Carter got a sub

Carter IS sub(human)

[lunarbicep]

I don't know, Carter got a sub.

somehow a submarine just seems so appropriate for Clinton (for obvious reason)

[Paradox]

I like the story where he thought he was so badass, he challenged the action choreographer (some Jude/Jujitsu guy) to a fight, and he got his ass kicked so bad they had to delay shooting for 2 weeks..

[endthematrix]

Actually, Segal was the one getting pinched by the mob.

[concerned about politics]

Does it get blown.......................up?

LOL. I was hopi........er....thinking, yeah, thinking the same thing.

[RDTF]

with a supply of cuban cigars? Sorry.

[HereInTheHeartland]

You guys haven't heard of the Clinton aircraft carrier?
That's the one that is crewed by memebers of the Chinese Navy and the UN. Gays are encourged as crew members.
Jocelyn Elders is the ships chief medical officer.
Al Gore designed the innovative, eco-friendly propulsion system consisting of a mast and sails.
They are other details, maybe someone else can add to them.

[Reaganesque]

A carrier named after Bill Clinton, eh? Think of it. An entire carrier stripped of all it's silverware and bath towels.

[Cogadh na Sith]

a submarine just seems so appropriate for Clinton (for obvious reason)

If it was bent....

[BIGLOOK]

The only military considering naming a weapon for Clinton is the PRC. It'll be their operational ICBM.

[conservative cat]

Clinton is probably his idol. He was married to Kelly LeBrock (Weird Science, Pantene commercials in the 80's) and they named one of their daughters after the nanny (never figured that one out). Turns out, he was sleeping with the nanny and he and the wife broke up. I think he ended up marrying the nanny/namesake.

[WillMalven]

No sarcasm there? My God have you never watched "Fire Down Below?" There is an anti-business, anti-petro industry, anti-American rant at the end of the movie that make me want to explode the first time I saw it.

The guy is a raving commie

[RDTF]

Re: Segal and the mob -

here:

http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/6.html

[Ken H]

It would be more appropriate to name a little dinghy after him.

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

Didn't we have a USS Clinton submarine at one point? I heard the screen doors did it in.

[frankjr]

[FlingWingFlyer]

I'm pretty sure President Hillary Rodham cancelled the carrier USS William Rodham Jefferson Blythe Clinton during her downsizing of the U.S. military.

[msnimje]

with a supply of cuban cigars? Sorry.

That is okay, I was going to ask if it had a head.