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Burger King Creeps Me Out, Man!
Burger King | 10/25/05 | ltn72

Posted on 10/25/2005 11:19:54 AM PDT by pabianice

Has anybody else been, like, totally creeped-out by the recent Burger King ad series?

I mean, like, there's this guy waking up and standing silently next to him is as scary a sight as one is likely to encounter: a hulking Burger King with a frozen face, mouth open (to take a big bite?), staring silently at the poor guy. Ewww!

It's just one of a series of totally bizarre ads all featuring the sudden appearance of the Burger King right in, like, someone's face, like, out of nowhere.

I guess the idea is that when you are, like, hungry, you'll think of grabbing a burger from BK. But really, man. Who thought this series up? I mean, like, if I woke up and saw this thing standing next to my bed, my only throught would be to get my .357 out as fast as I could and, like, blow this ugly mofo back to the Ring of Hell from which it emerged.

Maybe these ads will spur gun sales. That would be way cool!


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To: EX52D
You bet. Here's the next piece of jewelry I'll be wearing if I turn over & see "the King".



101 posted on 10/25/2005 11:43:35 AM PDT by Millee (As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
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To: Keith Burwell
Taco Bell caved to the insane hispanic activists who labeled the dog racist.

I thought it just symbolized the truth that they serve dog food on tortillas.

102 posted on 10/25/2005 11:45:18 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: pabianice

103 posted on 10/25/2005 11:45:18 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: SlowBoat407

I like that!


104 posted on 10/25/2005 11:45:18 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: pabianice
My favorite on-line comic strip, Rockwood (click the link to check it out) did a sequence of strips on this creepy thing:


105 posted on 10/25/2005 11:45:50 AM PDT by Yossarian
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To: Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day
Oh good Lord.

(signed up in 2000 to post that, didya?)

106 posted on 10/25/2005 11:46:21 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Quilla

As my mom would say, "That man can put his shoes under my bed any time."

Pity I'm almost old enough to be his mom.

And that King dude, he needs a face transplant from CB!


107 posted on 10/25/2005 11:46:33 AM PDT by netmilsmom (God blessed me with a wonderful husband.)
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To: eastsider

"Advertising is supposed to create a association between the product and something pleasurable. BK is, like, way creepy."

Yet here are 70ish people on a political forum discussing what?

Buger King!

Commercials, even odd ones, work.


108 posted on 10/25/2005 11:47:03 AM PDT by Trampled by Lambs (I think, therefor I Zot!)
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To: Quilla; netmilsmom

Need a cold shower?


109 posted on 10/25/2005 11:47:50 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: Millee

LOL!


110 posted on 10/25/2005 11:48:53 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: Yossarian

I'll take the King over that obnoxious McDonald office dweeb who goes off when folks walk past his Chicken Selects.


111 posted on 10/25/2005 11:48:53 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Millee; EX52D
LOL

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112 posted on 10/25/2005 11:50:20 AM PDT by PaulaB (Some folks more twisted than pretzels)
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To: pabianice

This guy has been creepin' me since the first time I saw him. He's just a very unnattractive character!


113 posted on 10/25/2005 11:50:57 AM PDT by CaptRon (Pedecaris alive or Raisuli dead)
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To: Abathar

I don't understand the 'chicken fries' fascination. It's just chicken tenders shaped like fries and softer! What's the difference?!


114 posted on 10/25/2005 11:51:55 AM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007 (We DARE Defend Our Rights [Alabama State Motto])
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To: Trampled by Lambs

They've definitely made a memorable association with this one, just not a pleasurable one.


115 posted on 10/25/2005 11:52:31 AM PDT by eastsider
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To: RockinRight
You're looking way too much into this!

LMAO

Doogle

116 posted on 10/25/2005 11:53:04 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF...7thAF ..4077th TFW...408th MMS..Ubon Thailand.."69",,Night Line Delivery..AMMO)
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To: American Quilter

The always say "no" commericals. I detest those. I don't know if it's the commerical, or David Spade. And I'm seeing teh chubby guy everywhere in commericals.
I really hate the Vitara commerical with the guy who leaves for work by parachuting off of a cliff and then jumps in his new Vitara. It has an annoying song too. I hate that one.


117 posted on 10/25/2005 11:53:04 AM PDT by Ragtop (We are the people our parents warned us about)
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To: pabianice

Those first commercials with the guy in bed and the king popping up creeped me out too, but I would eat at Burger King for a year if they parodied their own commercials by having people start beating the crap out of the Burger King. They can develop this whole series of commercials based on the Burger King stalking people, intruding in their homes, w/ scary music and the like, cat and mouse games in the dark and pop up scares, where the Burger King, like Jason Voorhies, won't stop until you've eaten some of his chicken fries.


118 posted on 10/25/2005 11:53:04 AM PDT by 0siris
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To: PaulaB

Yikes...and that bunny would get it right between the eyes! :)


119 posted on 10/25/2005 11:53:07 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: EX52D

Erm,
ah,

hmmmmm,
A king in my queen sized bed?

no.


120 posted on 10/25/2005 11:53:54 AM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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