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What Makes a Cat a Viking Kitty?
1/3/06 | Slings and Arrows

Posted on 01/02/2006 10:13:19 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

I recently received the following freepmail (names removed to protect the curious):

Hi there -

Just occurred to me that I don't know what the 'requirements' are for a cat to be a Viking Kitty. Please advise. Question is only somewhat in jest because 'we' are owned by three handsome, high-powered, no nonsense conservative, flag-loving Siamese male cats who, I believe, ought to be able to qualify. You'll have to tell me.

Many thanks and Happy New Year!


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: vikingkitten; vikingkitty
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So how about it, fellow freepers? What qualifies a cat to be a Viking Kitty?
1 posted on 01/02/2006 10:13:20 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; Glenn; quantim; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...
Double-list ping!


2 posted on 01/02/2006 10:14:56 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("MOO...BANG...MOOO!")
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To: Slings and Arrows
I made this one myself:


3 posted on 01/02/2006 10:18:39 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: Slings and Arrows; NoCmpromiz

I dunno, but the Kitties tend to have some mighty strange 'facial' expression available to them.


4 posted on 01/02/2006 10:22:39 PM PST by Darksheare (Bezerky Jerky the funky Turkey jerky strips! Yum!)
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5 posted on 01/02/2006 10:24:58 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("MOO...BANG...MOOO!")
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To: Slings and Arrows

A mean, discriminating, tough as nails, pussy is what a Viking Kitty is!


6 posted on 01/02/2006 10:26:57 PM PST by HoustonCurmudgeon (I will not support evil just because "It's the Law.")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yeah, like that!


7 posted on 01/02/2006 10:38:24 PM PST by Darksheare (Bezerky Jerky the funky Turkey jerky strips! Yum!)
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon; Slings and Arrows
A mean, discriminating, tough as nails, pussy is what a Viking Kitty is!

I don't know if Henry truly qualifies as a VK, but his look in this pic seems to work for a good DUmmie zotting.


8 posted on 01/02/2006 10:45:04 PM PST by andyandval
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What Makes a Cat a Viking Kitty?

Intelligence and a good nose for BS.

9 posted on 01/02/2006 10:53:42 PM PST by beyond the sea ("If someone is callin' you from Al Queda, we want to know why.")
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To: Slings and Arrows
Image hosted by TinyPic.com I think this guy qualifies
10 posted on 01/02/2006 10:54:04 PM PST by skimask (I'll march through Hell wearing shorts soaked in gasoline, if needed to get the job done)
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To: Slings and Arrows
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1536144/posts

Some Viking relatives.

11 posted on 01/02/2006 10:56:03 PM PST by beyond the sea ("If someone is callin' you from Al Queda, we want to know why.")
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To: andyandval
That pussy looks p*ss*d! Must have just gotten a haircut.


Here's a new clear viking kitty!

12 posted on 01/02/2006 10:58:20 PM PST by rawcatslyentist (Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic cerem)
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon
It's the cattitude.


13 posted on 01/02/2006 11:07:42 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("MOO...BANG...MOOO!")
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To: Slings and Arrows

What Makes a Cat a Viking Kitty?

Photoshop


14 posted on 01/02/2006 11:08:35 PM PST by A Balrog of Morgoth (With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the RINOs in terror before me.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Personal hygene is also important.

15 posted on 01/03/2006 1:00:08 AM PST by MarineBrat (Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
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A purebred Siamese cat. They're like a living work of art and beautiful to look at and you can get lost for hours looking into their beautiful blue eyes. And they have a dog-like loyalty to one person. With their habit of intimate conversation with their owner, they are the perfect Viking kitty. From the proud owner of a Siamese.
16 posted on 01/03/2006 1:37:24 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: Slings and Arrows
...Recruit?


17 posted on 01/03/2006 2:04:27 AM PST by Seadog Bytes ("I do it on the floor of the Senate all the time." --LEAKY LEAHY 12/29/05)
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To: Slings and Arrows
It depends upon the troll. Poor quality trolls deserve apathy.


18 posted on 01/03/2006 6:00:23 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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19 posted on 01/03/2006 6:09:07 AM PST by machman
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To: Slings and Arrows
you're making me mad Image hosted by Photobucket.com
20 posted on 01/03/2006 6:16:57 AM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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