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Working For The Weekend Wednesday
The Muppet Show

Posted on 01/04/2006 6:51:47 AM PST by PaulaB

Hump Day is here. Cruising to the weekend. A few things of importance for those taking notes.

1. A fellow sister is back. YIPEEEEEE

2. Anyone skilled in the art of rain dancing, please come to Texas to perform this. You may pitch your tent on Max's property.

3. If anyone has any funny New Years Eve stories, please share. :P


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To: Maximus of Texas
Wouldn't YOU like to know.

:-) Actually, it was for a yearly joint exercise called Cobra Gold (2000). I actually got to spend a few days in Phuket (which was demolished by the tidal wave in 2004) and got to see some weird sh!t. Most of it involving mice, goldfish or razor blades. Or transvestites.

301 posted on 01/04/2006 9:26:15 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: r-q-tek86

Is that Max?


302 posted on 01/04/2006 9:26:17 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Best Behavior is my middle name!)
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To: LongElegantLegs

RAZOR BLADES!!!!! (don't tell me, I'm going to put my head between my knees, I feel ill).


303 posted on 01/04/2006 9:27:29 AM PST by najida (Happy New Year)
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To: najida

Yeah...The women can do some interesting stuff for tourists. I forgot to mention the ping-pong balls, too.


304 posted on 01/04/2006 9:29:05 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: LongElegantLegs; teenyelliott
got to see some weird sh!t. Most of it involving mice, goldfish or razor blades. Or transvestites.

You know that drinking thing I've been wanting to have with you and T? How about we just go and look at flowers instead?
305 posted on 01/04/2006 9:29:25 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash DD.)
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To: LongElegantLegs

The other stuff sounds, erm, non-damaging/painful/lethal. There is weird/goofy/getalife! stuff and then there is sick and twisted.

That's why my head was between my knees :0


306 posted on 01/04/2006 9:32:05 AM PST by najida (Happy New Year)
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To: LongElegantLegs
The women can do some interesting stuff for tourists

With razor blades?????? {{Shudder}}
307 posted on 01/04/2006 9:32:32 AM PST by Millee
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To: Maximus of Texas

And donkeys. And one with little finches.


308 posted on 01/04/2006 9:32:51 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I can't freakin' believe your confession! I've known you forever and I've never known that you had a thing for BJ Billy!!! EEWWWW...He simply needs to be hog tied and put on a spit!


309 posted on 01/04/2006 9:33:25 AM PST by BadKittySF
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To: ToddBush
Hey Boy-toy, are you starting trouble again?
310 posted on 01/04/2006 9:38:27 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: najida
Yeah, some of was just sick. In theory it was a beach resort, and the beach was lovely. But there were probably a hundred different sex-show bars on three streets, and you'd see nasty, tubby, middle-aged men walking around with little Thai boys, buying them stuff...The drag queens were cool, though; they went all out on their costumes, and they looked like Vegas showgirls.
311 posted on 01/04/2006 9:38:33 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: LongElegantLegs
The drag queens were cool, though; they went all out on their costumes, and they looked like Vegas showgirls.

No one looks better as a woman that a drag queen. Even real women have a hard time looking as good as they do....'sides, I love the sequins and feathers :)

312 posted on 01/04/2006 9:40:56 AM PST by najida (Happy New Year)
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To: BadKittySF
He simply needs to be hog tied and put on a spit!

Like the pork butt that he is!

313 posted on 01/04/2006 9:45:22 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Best Behavior is my middle name!)
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To: PaulaB; Dashing Dasher; Millee; najida; All

Happy New Year All!
Okay you guys need to check this site out if you are into the most invigurating, calm, smoothe delicious natural fragrance
www.indigowild.com

I received some of there products for the holidays.
The room spray which is Frankensense (sp)and Myrrh
ZUM MIST for 10.00 is awesome!
Really worth the 10.00


314 posted on 01/04/2006 9:48:35 AM PST by laney (Merry Christmas Freepers!)
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To: najida

I think most women have lost their joy in being women, which is why so many drag queens look so good. :-P I think if more women weren't too embarassed to admit that they liked big, sparkly jewelry, shiny beads, and long swishy skirts, the world would be a better place.


315 posted on 01/04/2006 9:49:27 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Puppymillalicious!)
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To: laney

Requested a catalog.

Thanks.


316 posted on 01/04/2006 9:50:54 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Best Behavior is my middle name!)
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To: LongElegantLegs
I think most women have lost their joy in being women, which is why so many drag queens look so good. :-P I think if more women weren't too embarassed to admit that they liked big, sparkly jewelry, shiny beads, and long swishy skirts, the world would be a better place.

Amen to that! We can learn a lot from watching old movies, or Bollywood, Lebanese etc Movies/videos. Gorgeous hair, make-up....they even make a big production about woman painting her nails! (as I sit here with my ragged fingernails) There is a place for grunge, but I want to wear my heels and sparklies too!

317 posted on 01/04/2006 9:54:36 AM PST by najida (Happy New Year)
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To: BadKittySF
Hi Kitty...please to make your acquittance ;P
318 posted on 01/04/2006 9:57:18 AM PST by PaulaB
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To: LongElegantLegs

The above mentioned exploding server has been taken care of.

I found a label among the wreckage. It said "Legal Dept.", so I stomped what was left into little pieces.

I don't think anyone will notice.

Off to lunch. Real Texas BBQ! YeeHaw!


319 posted on 01/04/2006 9:57:33 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Freepathon Sidebeer Moderator)
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To: BadKittySF
He simply needs to be hog tied and put on a spit

Aawwww..takes me back to my honeymoon where....

Oops, wrong thread..

Welcome to FR, too!
320 posted on 01/04/2006 9:58:17 AM PST by Millee
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