I find your lack of pics disturbing...
Seriously though, r-q-tek86 summed it up best. I would like to add that man-ass is gross. We won't even talk about other dude's danglies.
Posted on 01/06/2006 5:49:22 AM PST by BJClinton
Subject: Fw: Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006
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> Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
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> Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
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> Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
> without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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> Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
> person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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> Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for
> anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble
> down the stairs.
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> Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
> hospitals dying of nothing.
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> Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
> attention to criticism.
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> Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
> and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
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> Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
> the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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> AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with
> mad-cow-disease is located
> among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a
> clue as to where thousands of illegal
> immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
> Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
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The OFST is a good thing this morning. Last night when I realized there were no more college football games, I fell into a deep state of depression. Now I have to go look and see who's in the playoffs in the pros.
I'm off to a jobsite for the rest of the day. Ya'll have fun.
Now I know why I like this place. Lots of Aragorn. Gotta love a hero.
Did I stutter?
Sheesh, you could at least ping her to the wager.
Comrade!
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You scored as Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix). You can change the world around you. You have a strong will and a high technical aptitude. Now if only Agent Smith would quit beating up your friends. Coming on December 1, 2005:
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No, I heard you loud and clear. I'm just trying to figure out where the condum would go. This is important for my lesbian research.
Sooooo close.
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You scored as Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica). You are leery of your surroundings, and with good reason. Anyone could be a cylon. But you have close friends and you know they would never hurt you. Now if only the damn XO would stop drinking. Coming on December 1, 2005:
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Wife loves him too... she made me grow my hair out - looks close :) she can't keep her hands off! Whoo hoo
I loved Galadriel! Mainly 'cause I have a thing for Cate Blanchett.....
Yeah, I got a little bummed. I love the NFL too, but the play-offs means it's almost over. Then we have 3 months to wait for the draft. Then another 3 months for training camp. Man, that's a rough half-year for football junkies.
Because naked men are ugly; no matter what kind of shape they're in, all men look funny and ungainly without pants. The female form is more graceful and appealing. If I had to choose between staring at Ron Jeremy nekkid or Salma Hayek, I'd go with the girl.
I loved the series and the movie was great. If you haven't rented or bought the DVD set of the series, you need to go do that immediately. There were two or three episodes that were never aired, and they are some of the best episodes. Also, the order in the DVD set makes more sense (as it follows Joss Whedon's vision for telling the story) than the order in which the episodes aired on Fox. I think my favorite line from the whole series was this one:
Mal: "Well, I gotta tell ya Jayne, my days of not taking you seriously are definitely comin' to a middle."
Shampoo, combs, and razors were not known in Middle Earth....
As an aside on Viggo Mortensen, one of his exes said he had some eccentricities with respect to personal hygiene.... So he was well suited to play Aragorn!
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