Posted on 01/14/2006 5:17:16 PM PST by Perdogg
Jonathon Sharkey, a former professional wrestler and self-proclaimed vampire who is running for Governor of Minnesota will be on the show in the second half hour.
ping
Oh, boy! Is a vampire something Minnesota could use?
http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html
Honesty is very seldom heard nowadays, especially
from a politician. So, I am going to break from
political tradition. My name is Jonathon “The
Impaler” Sharkey, Ph.D., L.D.D.D. I am a Satanic Dark
Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch.
My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares.
I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He
is my enemy.
However, it doesn't mean that I hate all his
followers. This Country was founded on religious
rights and freedoms. This is guaranteed under the
1st Amendment of our great constitution. This right
allows me to worship Lucifer and the Goddess
Hecate, just as it allows you to worship the
Goddess/God of your choice.
It is a common misconception that Satanic people
are evil. This is a gross misunderstanding. On a
whole those who worship Lucifer, are no more evil
than those who worship other Gods.
The name Satan is truly nothing more than a title given to Lucifer
centuries ago. The term 'devil' is another loosely given name. This only
exists in the minds of the populace because it slips in and out of
religious terminology and mundane seamlessy and thoughtlessly. In all
actuality, 'devil' in it's original Greek root form means diabolos,
'accuser, slanderer'. It is also a loose name that is easy to apply to
that which we can't and refuse to accept.
I co-own two Covens: Kat's UnderWorld Coven and
J & J's UnderWorld Coven of Minnesota, along with a Luciferian Church:
The Church of the Followers of Lucifer. The members of the Covens
are: Vampyres, Witches, Pagans, Wiccans, Satanists, Demons and
Other Kin. I preach about unity and protecting the US Constitution, and
all the beliefs our Founding Fathers fought and died for.
It goes on, unfortunately.
What's the attraction of the Minnesota governorship for wrestlers, I wonder?
The vampire part's pretty easy to understand. Tax-sucker.
What's your Magikal Path Name, anyway? Mine is "Urkel."
My Magickal Name? Maybe I'll go with "Bacardi."
or maybe "Captain Janeway."
gosh, it's hard to pick..
I also remember reading the announcement of Governor Jimmy Carter of Georgia running for President. I turned to my
father and asked him, other than Georgia, how's an unknown going to win any primaries?
And it was also the home of Vern Gagne.
the AWA was swallowed up by the WWF. But wrestling is VERY VERY popular in Minnesota.
That's probably why wrestlers do well in public life there
Aha! Thanks for the insight!
Thanks for the ping, Karl!
Most politicians are blood-suckers...vampires.
I worry about my old world Swedish farmer relatives who live in Minn.
Most politicians are blood-suckers...vampires.
I worry about my old world Swedish farmer relatives who live in Minn.
Caffeine's good. Or if you want to get technical, you could be Skate, Hunter of the Bargains.
(Did anyone actually listen to C2C last night?)
I missed the vampire. Turned on ESPN Radio to review the day in football and actually went to sleep at a decent time! :-)
The vampire made our local news, then I watched some of SNL.. then sacked out.
Did you catch that Steelers/Colts game? It rocked!
No way can he be elected. His campaign has no teeth.
[rimshot!]
Just saw yer post. Yeah, I did ... Put the clothes in to dry at the laundromat and stopped by the Silver Dollar to have a brewski and watch the finish. NO ONE in the place -- Steeler or Colt faithful -- could believe what was transpiring! Great fourth quarter to watch in a crowded saloon!
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