Your Blonde Moments

SkyNews (U.K.) ^ | 2/9/06 | Staff

[A knight without armor]

This may be a U.K. cultural thing but I think some of these blonde moments aren't so blonde.

Do rubber bullets hurt more than real ones? I would say no because they don't kill you or go inside you but compared to a non-lethal hit, I wonder. I've never been shot but I'd think a close up rubber bullet would hurt a great deal and leave a serious bruise. Once I asked a man who had been shot several times with real bullets and he said it feels extremely hot at first.

The glass eye is a quirky question but I wouldn't say a dumb one. I think it is an innocent question from someone who doesn't know.

And about the story about the used car ad. The teller writes, "...I couldnt believe my surprise when some1 actually stated that they were..." Hey, I say anyone who writes "some1" has no room at all for making fun of blondes. That is moronic.

[MoochPooch]

I voted for Clinton the first time. (dropping my head in shame.

I voted for him twice.

This isn't just blonde. It's suicide blonde (dyed by her own hand).

[TheMom]

The hair looks about the same.

[blackie]

You are my kinda blonde!!!

[Dashing Dasher]

Twice? TWICE?

Okay - and what turned you towards the light? Southpark? 9/11? Rational thought?


;-)

I was a Young Republican and worked for Reagan's campaign when I was a kid. I'm proud to say that I pulled the lever for Reagan on my first election day.

[Dashing Dasher]

HE HE HE!!!

[Ditter]

I have also driven off with the gas nozzle in the gas tank. Oh goodness did Mr. Ditter scold me. Then there was the time we drove off after getting gas late one night in another state. He thought I paid and I thought he paid. Neither one of us had paid for the gas. We were 20 to 30 miles down the road when we realized we had not paid for the gas. We streaked back to the station just as the cashier was about to call the Sheriff with a very good description of the truck we were driving. (Whew that was close)

[MoochPooch]

My hubby is an abstract/sequential -- a bit of the absent-minded professor. My oldest son is the poster child for concrete/random.

Me? I think I'm plain screwed up.

[BossLady]

You have Freepmail..... :o

[rzeznikj at stout]

Showing up for class in the wrong classroom in the middle of the semester.

[Dashing Dasher]

It's about time!

Thanks...

;-)

[patton]

LMAO

[patton]

On the first day of class, I always announced, "This is advanced real analysis (or whatever)...if you are not a math major, you are in the wrong room!"

invariably, 10 students would leave.

[BossLady]

This is not MY blonde moment but someone else's....

I was 16 and working at Spencer Gifts just after Christmas. This lady in her 40's wanted to return a certain kind of "massager" (wink wink). I asked for the receipt and then asked her why she was returning it. She replied, "It doesn't work." I said, "How do you know that? Did you have the batteries in it?" (I already had 2 women try and return because they said it didn't work. Come to find out they did not have batteries in it! LOL!) She said..."Of course." She tries to hand me the massager out of the box and I look down to see 'traces' of massaging pasts. (Gag!) So I then said....'How do you know it doesn't work'....she said...'Because I didn't have an orgasm!!!' LMAO!

When I told my mother that story later that night, she insisted I find a new job! HAHAHA!

[conservativebabe]

Ouch! Lucky for me, I had wised up by the second election and voted for Dole.

[flada]

Speaking of coffee...

When I was about 19 and a young enlistee in the Navy, I applied for an ROTC scholarship. On the day that I was to go sit before a review board, I put on my dress whites which were fresh from the cleaners, pinned on my ribbons, and put on my spit-shined shoes. The board was to convene on the other side of Jacksonville so I had to drive there. On the way, I decided to stop at a convenience store to buy a cup of coffee.

I don't think I need to finish this story.

[rzeznikj at stout]

I know.

This is in the middle of the semester, though ;)

[Darksheare]

That would be it!

[Darksheare]

That sounds eerily like events that happen in my family.

Are you sure Eaker isn't somehow related to me?

[TheMom]

Are you sure Eaker isn't somehow related to me?

Is possible. I understand you also like coffee that will walk from the pot into your cup.