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Why Do My Fingers Smell Funny?
Feb. 13, 2006
| MississippiMasterpiece
Posted on 02/13/2006 10:16:25 AM PST by MississippiMasterpiece
My fingers have smelled strange for a couple of days...kinda of a sickly sweet smell? Has anyone else experienced this?
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Weird Stuff
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:17:15 AM PST
by
Lurker
(In God I trust. Everybody else shows me their hands.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
To: MississippiMasterpiece
4
posted on
02/13/2006 10:17:26 AM PST
by
beltfed308
(Cloth or link. Happiness is a perfect trunnion.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
You're not eating any glowing fish, are you?
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:18:08 AM PST
by
American Quilter
(Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Try a new hemorroid ointment!
6
posted on
02/13/2006 10:18:16 AM PST
by
Bommer
(Ted Kennedy - Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life!)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Bunny.
Pancake.
Head.
You know the drill.
7
posted on
02/13/2006 10:18:24 AM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(Muslims are the only people who make feminists seem laid-back. -Coulter)
To: beltfed308
Since 2004-11-10?
Do trolls sign have to sign up in advance now?
To: MississippiMasterpiece
9
posted on
02/13/2006 10:18:30 AM PST
by
Fenris6
(3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
This has happened to me before, but if I go into details I would get banned for sure.
To: MississippiMasterpiece
There are so many ways that this post could go, I'm not going to be the one to start it.
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:18:42 AM PST
by
mattdono
(The New 'Rat math: 0.0000017% = Vast Wiretapping of "Americans" Riiiggghhhhtttt...)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Use toilet paper next time
12
posted on
02/13/2006 10:18:46 AM PST
by
Neville72
(uist)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
To: ovrtaxt
14
posted on
02/13/2006 10:18:52 AM PST
by
mmyers
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Does your girlfriend shower regularly?
15
posted on
02/13/2006 10:18:57 AM PST
by
ImProudToBeAnAmerican
(Tom Daschle is deeply saddened... Remember him? Bahahahahahahahahaha!)
Comment #16 Removed by Moderator
To: MississippiMasterpiece; mikrofon; martin_fierro
My fingers have smelled strange for a couple of days...kinda of a sickly sweet smell? Where have they been?
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I was 16 the first time that happened to me.
18
posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:07 AM PST
by
Mark Felton
("Your faith should not be in the wisdom of men, but in the power of God.")
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Bits of food must be getting caught in the hair on you palm.
19
posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:21 AM PST
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
A sure sign that you're about to be struck by lightning.
20
posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:30 AM PST
by
LIConFem
(A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
To: Bacon Man; Hap; humblegunner; Allegra; Flyer
Y'all have got to see this.
21
posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:32 AM PST
by
Xenalyte
(Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Probably depends on where you had it stuck.
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:33 AM PST
by
TomGuy
To: MississippiMasterpiece
23
posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:40 AM PST
by
Mamzelle
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Nah, mine smell like fish.
24
posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:42 AM PST
by
gov_bean_ counter
(It is easy to call for a pi$$ing contest when you aren't going to be in the line of fire.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Have you tried the use of toilet paper?
If so, use more than one square.
Also, don't reuse.
25
posted on
02/13/2006 10:19:46 AM PST
by
Leisler
(Islam Macht Fries!)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
To: MississippiMasterpiece
To: proxy_user
My guess is a hijacked account.
28
posted on
02/13/2006 10:20:30 AM PST
by
beltfed308
(Cloth or link. Happiness is a perfect trunnion.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
1. Get a glucometer
2. Check your blood sugars
3. If high, call a Dr. AND
4. Quit peeing on your fingers.
29
posted on
02/13/2006 10:20:41 AM PST
by
najida
(Going through my second childhood for the third time.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I read the other day that Muslims consider their left hand unclean since there is no toilet paper in the desert.
So, if you are a Muslim, it could explain your finger problem.
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:20:41 AM PST
by
VeniVidiVici
(What? Me worry?)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
You aren't by any chance Oprah Winfrey's boyfriend, are you?
31
posted on
02/13/2006 10:20:43 AM PST
by
jpl
("We don't negotiate with terrorists, we put them out of business." - Scott McClellan)
To: al baby
Your diagnosis is required.
To: Bommer
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:21:21 AM PST
by
gardenparty
(a rose by another name is still a rose)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
My fingers have smelled strange for a couple of days...kinda of a sickly sweet smell? Suggestion:
To: MississippiMasterpiece
35
posted on
02/13/2006 10:21:28 AM PST
by
processing please hold
(Be careful of charity and kindness, lest you do more harm with open hands than with a clinched fist)
To: Blurblogger
Bleaking Noose???
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:21:32 AM PST
by
Do not dub me shapka broham
("The moment that someone wants to forbid caricatures, that is the moment we publish them.")
To: MississippiMasterpiece
To: Xenalyte
Y'all have got to see this. Probably better than a "Y'all have got to smell this" ping
To: MississippiMasterpiece
39
posted on
02/13/2006 10:21:51 AM PST
by
lp boonie
(Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement)
To: gov_bean_ counter
Salmon to be precise. Those individually wrapped thingies from Sam's. Get your minds out of the gutter folks.
40
posted on
02/13/2006 10:21:59 AM PST
by
gov_bean_ counter
(It is easy to call for a pi$$ing contest when you aren't going to be in the line of fire.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
41
posted on
02/13/2006 10:22:20 AM PST
by
RebelBanker
(If you can't do something smart, do something right.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Don't smell those, you don't know where those fingers have been.
To: MississippiMasterpiece
43
posted on
02/13/2006 10:22:38 AM PST
by
beltfed308
(Cloth or link. Happiness is a perfect trunnion.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
44
posted on
02/13/2006 10:22:38 AM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(Muslims are the only people who make feminists seem laid-back. -Coulter)
To: Tijeras_Slim; TheBigB; Constitution Day; Fierce Allegiance; Owl_Eagle; dead; xsmommy; ...
To: MississippiMasterpiece
46
posted on
02/13/2006 10:23:22 AM PST
by
JackDanielsOldNo7
(If it wasn't for marriage, I would not have this screenname.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Could it be KC Masterpiece?
47
posted on
02/13/2006 10:23:41 AM PST
by
null and void
(<---- Aged to perfection, and beyond...)
To: RebelBanker
More cowbell moonpie
To: MississippiMasterpiece
It's beeberjuice - you'll need to scrub down with vinegar, adhesive remover, moose urine, and then follow it up with a shower. Do not shower with your pregnant chad.
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:23:43 AM PST
by
piasa
(Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
To: martin_fierro
i am rendered speechless....
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posted on
02/13/2006 10:23:55 AM PST
by
xsmommy
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