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Why Do My Fingers Smell Funny?
Feb. 13, 2006 | MississippiMasterpiece

Posted on 02/13/2006 10:16:25 AM PST by MississippiMasterpiece

My fingers have smelled strange for a couple of days...kinda of a sickly sweet smell? Has anyone else experienced this?


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1 posted on 02/13/2006 10:16:27 AM PST by MississippiMasterpiece
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
It's BBQ sauce.

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2 posted on 02/13/2006 10:17:15 AM PST by Lurker (In God I trust. Everybody else shows me their hands.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Finger-lickin good


3 posted on 02/13/2006 10:17:24 AM PST by Hebrews 11:6
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

IBTZ.

1st!


4 posted on 02/13/2006 10:17:26 AM PST by beltfed308 (Cloth or link. Happiness is a perfect trunnion.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

You're not eating any glowing fish, are you?


5 posted on 02/13/2006 10:18:08 AM PST by American Quilter (Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Try a new hemorroid ointment!


6 posted on 02/13/2006 10:18:16 AM PST by Bommer (Ted Kennedy - Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life!)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Bunny.
Pancake.
Head.

You know the drill.


7 posted on 02/13/2006 10:18:24 AM PST by ovrtaxt (Muslims are the only people who make feminists seem laid-back. -Coulter)
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To: beltfed308

Since 2004-11-10?

Do trolls sign have to sign up in advance now?


8 posted on 02/13/2006 10:18:29 AM PST by proxy_user
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Go back to DU.


9 posted on 02/13/2006 10:18:30 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

This has happened to me before, but if I go into details I would get banned for sure.


10 posted on 02/13/2006 10:18:30 AM PST by Recovering Hermit (Wake up and smell the enemy!)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

There are so many ways that this post could go, I'm not going to be the one to start it.


11 posted on 02/13/2006 10:18:42 AM PST by mattdono (The New 'Rat math: 0.0000017% = Vast Wiretapping of "Americans" Riiiggghhhhtttt...)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Use toilet paper next time


12 posted on 02/13/2006 10:18:46 AM PST by Neville72 (uist)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Are you series?


13 posted on 02/13/2006 10:18:47 AM PST by Gothael 777
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To: ovrtaxt

Fishy??


14 posted on 02/13/2006 10:18:52 AM PST by mmyers
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Does your girlfriend shower regularly?


15 posted on 02/13/2006 10:18:57 AM PST by ImProudToBeAnAmerican (Tom Daschle is deeply saddened... Remember him? Bahahahahahahahahaha!)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece; mikrofon; martin_fierro
My fingers have smelled strange for a couple of days...kinda of a sickly sweet smell?

Where have they been?

17 posted on 02/13/2006 10:19:02 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Digital tagline.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

I was 16 the first time that happened to me.


18 posted on 02/13/2006 10:19:07 AM PST by Mark Felton ("Your faith should not be in the wisdom of men, but in the power of God.")
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Bits of food must be getting caught in the hair on you palm.


19 posted on 02/13/2006 10:19:21 AM PST by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

A sure sign that you're about to be struck by lightning.


20 posted on 02/13/2006 10:19:30 AM PST by LIConFem (A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
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To: Bacon Man; Hap; humblegunner; Allegra; Flyer

Y'all have got to see this.


21 posted on 02/13/2006 10:19:32 AM PST by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Probably depends on where you had it stuck.


22 posted on 02/13/2006 10:19:33 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

IBTZ


23 posted on 02/13/2006 10:19:40 AM PST by Mamzelle
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Nah, mine smell like fish.


24 posted on 02/13/2006 10:19:42 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (It is easy to call for a pi$$ing contest when you aren't going to be in the line of fire.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Have you tried the use of toilet paper?
If so, use more than one square.
Also, don't reuse.


25 posted on 02/13/2006 10:19:46 AM PST by Leisler (Islam Macht Fries!)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Call the Colonel.


26 posted on 02/13/2006 10:20:25 AM PST by stainlessbanner (^W^)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

I think its shad.


27 posted on 02/13/2006 10:20:26 AM PST by No Blue States
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To: proxy_user

My guess is a hijacked account.


28 posted on 02/13/2006 10:20:30 AM PST by beltfed308 (Cloth or link. Happiness is a perfect trunnion.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

1. Get a glucometer
2. Check your blood sugars
3. If high, call a Dr. AND
4. Quit peeing on your fingers.


29 posted on 02/13/2006 10:20:41 AM PST by najida (Going through my second childhood for the third time.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

I read the other day that Muslims consider their left hand unclean since there is no toilet paper in the desert.

So, if you are a Muslim, it could explain your finger problem.


30 posted on 02/13/2006 10:20:41 AM PST by VeniVidiVici (What? Me worry?)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

You aren't by any chance Oprah Winfrey's boyfriend, are you?


31 posted on 02/13/2006 10:20:43 AM PST by jpl ("We don't negotiate with terrorists, we put them out of business." - Scott McClellan)
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To: al baby

Your diagnosis is required.


32 posted on 02/13/2006 10:21:03 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Bommer

ah, geez! LOL


33 posted on 02/13/2006 10:21:21 AM PST by gardenparty (a rose by another name is still a rose)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
My fingers have smelled strange for a couple of days...kinda of a sickly sweet smell?

Suggestion:


34 posted on 02/13/2006 10:21:25 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Finger tip.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Are you married? ;-)


35 posted on 02/13/2006 10:21:28 AM PST by processing please hold (Be careful of charity and kindness, lest you do more harm with open hands than with a clinched fist)
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To: Blurblogger
Bleaking Noose???
36 posted on 02/13/2006 10:21:32 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("The moment that someone wants to forbid caricatures, that is the moment we publish them.")
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

37 posted on 02/13/2006 10:21:35 AM PST by new cruelty
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To: Xenalyte
Y'all have got to see this.

Probably better than a "Y'all have got to smell this" ping

38 posted on 02/13/2006 10:21:36 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Soak them in cider.


39 posted on 02/13/2006 10:21:51 AM PST by lp boonie (Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement)
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To: gov_bean_ counter
Salmon to be precise. Those individually wrapped thingies from Sam's. Get your minds out of the gutter folks.
40 posted on 02/13/2006 10:21:59 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (It is easy to call for a pi$$ing contest when you aren't going to be in the line of fire.)
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41 posted on 02/13/2006 10:22:20 AM PST by RebelBanker (If you can't do something smart, do something right.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Don't smell those, you don't know where those fingers have been.


42 posted on 02/13/2006 10:22:34 AM PST by traderrob6
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Old time good humor?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1527941/posts


43 posted on 02/13/2006 10:22:38 AM PST by beltfed308 (Cloth or link. Happiness is a perfect trunnion.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

44 posted on 02/13/2006 10:22:38 AM PST by ovrtaxt (Muslims are the only people who make feminists seem laid-back. -Coulter)
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To: Tijeras_Slim; TheBigB; Constitution Day; Fierce Allegiance; Owl_Eagle; dead; xsmommy; ...

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45 posted on 02/13/2006 10:23:04 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Try a bath.


46 posted on 02/13/2006 10:23:22 AM PST by JackDanielsOldNo7 (If it wasn't for marriage, I would not have this screenname.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
Could it be KC Masterpiece?


47 posted on 02/13/2006 10:23:41 AM PST by null and void (<---- Aged to perfection, and beyond...)
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To: RebelBanker
More cowbell moonpie
48 posted on 02/13/2006 10:23:41 AM PST by stainlessbanner (^W^)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

It's beeberjuice - you'll need to scrub down with vinegar, adhesive remover, moose urine, and then follow it up with a shower. Do not shower with your pregnant chad.


49 posted on 02/13/2006 10:23:43 AM PST by piasa (Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
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To: martin_fierro

i am rendered speechless....


50 posted on 02/13/2006 10:23:55 AM PST by xsmommy
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