Top 11 Reasons Dick Cheney Shot Harry Whittington

Top 11 Reasons Dick Cheney Shot Harry Whittington
Nohilist in Golf Pants' Blog ^ | 2/13/06 | Nihilist in Golf Pants

Posted on 02/13/2006 11:45:45 AM PST by MplsSteve

11. Whittington bears a remarkable resemblance to a quail

10. Just to watch him die

9. Whittington had just filled his SUV and Cheney wanted the oil

8. Cheney tired of Jesse Ventura's taunts about him for never having hunted man

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cheney; quailgate; shotgun; whittington

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To: Valin

Reason to move there perhaps??

I like the Leno line about how Cheney shot a lawyer and his approval rating is now at 92%.

21 posted on 02/14/2006 4:49:39 PM PST by azemt (9/11 - Remember!)

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To: azemt

A bus carrying some lawyers goes over a cliff
I've got some good news and some bad news
The good news...they all died
The bad news...the bus was only 1/2 full

22 posted on 02/14/2006 10:54:41 PM PST by Valin (Purple Fingers Rule!)

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To: Valin

they say the problem with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don't think they're jokes....:-)

But series, I hope the guy recovers OK.

23 posted on 02/15/2006 10:41:44 AM PST by azemt (9/11 - Remember!)

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