Top 11 Reasons Dick Cheney Shot Harry Whittington

Nohilist in Golf Pants' Blog ^ | 2/13/06 | Nihilist in Golf Pants

[MplsSteve]

11. Whittington bears a remarkable resemblance to a quail

10. Just to watch him die

9. Whittington had just filled his SUV and Cheney wanted the oil

8. Cheney tired of Jesse Ventura's taunts about him for never having hunted man

[MplsSteve]

Nihilist in Golf Pants is a Minnesota-based blogger who has a great sense of humor about most everything.

[MNJohnnie]

He was practing for when he takes the Democrat Senate Leadership hunting next week.

[ovrtaxt]

lol! These are great!

[cowboyway]

These are lame.

[infidel29]

Yet another difference between the current administration and the pervious. When this administration shoots their friends the local coroner does not have to get involved. (Ron Brown and Vince Foster et al.)

[screw boll]

You "are an infidel.

lol

[OXENinFLA]

PING...

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And if you really want to laugh flip on WLS, I bet ROE CONN is going to have a field day with the shooting story.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

See this Michelle Malkin Blog....good stuff , video links:

ON THE HUNT: MEDIA FEEDING FRENZY (VIDEO ADDED)
By Michelle Malkin · February 13, 2006 12:47 PM

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***scroll for updates***

White House press secretary Scott McClellan is getting mauled over the delay in the public disclosure of Vice President Dick Cheney's hunting accident. NBC's David Gregory is fuming (I know, what else is new). Other reporters are shouting and interjecting.

More to come...

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Ok, here's a taste of the MSM hunt:

Download and watch video (Windows Media .wmv file).

Expose the Left has more video.

[Gucho]

And if you really want to laugh flip on WLS, I bet ROE CONN is going to have a field day with the shooting story.


Thanks for the link.

[America_Right]

He was practicing for when he takes the Democrat Senate Leadership hunting next week.

I saw a tv show a year or so ago where Dick Cheney and some other guy went liberal hunting in San Fran. It may have been "This Just In".

[N. Theknow]

Whittington's nickname is Skeet.

[colorcountry]

Now that's funny right there!

PULL!

[ex-snook]

Cheney wanted to get the Doctor's vote by shooting a lawyer.

Cheney is part of the gang that couldn't shoot straight.

[Chieftain]

Cheney wanted to get the Doctor's vote by shooting a lawyer.

He knew he could get more GOP votes by shooting a lawyer!

[LikeLight]

The real #1: Bush's fault.

[RockinRight]

Whittington resembles a Quayle?

[Rio]

3. Flight path of the bird shot somehow altered by global warming

OK. That's funny!

[Dashing Dasher]

Ping... this is funny....

He was practing for when he takes the Democrat Senate Leadership hunting next week.

[Valin]

I'm jealous. Texas gets a lawyer hunting season and the rest of the country doesn't!

[azemt]

Reason to move there perhaps??

I like the Leno line about how Cheney shot a lawyer and his approval rating is now at 92%.

[Valin]

A bus carrying some lawyers goes over a cliff
I've got some good news and some bad news
The good news...they all died
The bad news...the bus was only 1/2 full

[azemt]

they say the problem with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don't think they're jokes....:-)

But series, I hope the guy recovers OK.