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Top 11 Reasons Dick Cheney Shot Harry Whittington
Nohilist in Golf Pants' Blog ^ | 2/13/06 | Nihilist in Golf Pants

Posted on 02/13/2006 11:45:45 AM PST by MplsSteve

11. Whittington bears a remarkable resemblance to a quail

10. Just to watch him die

9. Whittington had just filled his SUV and Cheney wanted the oil

8. Cheney tired of Jesse Ventura's taunts about him for never having hunted man

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cheney; quailgate; shotgun; whittington
Nihilist in Golf Pants is a Minnesota-based blogger who has a great sense of humor about most everything.
1 posted on 02/13/2006 11:45:48 AM PST by MplsSteve
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To: MplsSteve

He was practing for when he takes the Democrat Senate Leadership hunting next week.


2 posted on 02/13/2006 11:47:05 AM PST by MNJohnnie (Conservatives...lack sufficient cynicism to properly assess the nature of their liberal opponents)
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To: MplsSteve

lol! These are great!


3 posted on 02/13/2006 11:49:08 AM PST by ovrtaxt (Muslims are the only people who make feminists seem laid-back. -Coulter)
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To: ovrtaxt

These are lame.


4 posted on 02/13/2006 12:01:22 PM PST by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: MplsSteve

Yet another difference between the current administration and the pervious. When this administration shoots their friends the local coroner does not have to get involved. (Ron Brown and Vince Foster et al.)


5 posted on 02/13/2006 12:03:34 PM PST by infidel29 ("We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." --Benjamin Franklin)
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To: infidel29
You "are an infidel.

lol
6 posted on 02/13/2006 12:07:11 PM PST by screw boll
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To: MplsSteve; Mo1; Howlin; Peach; BeforeISleep; kimmie7; 4integrity; BigSkyFreeper; RandallFlagg; ...
PING...




And if you really want to laugh flip on WLS, I bet ROE CONN is going to have a field day with the shooting story.
7 posted on 02/13/2006 12:08:40 PM PST by OXENinFLA
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To: OXENinFLA
See this Michelle Malkin Blog....good stuff , video links:

ON THE HUNT: MEDIA FEEDING FRENZY (VIDEO ADDED)
By Michelle Malkin · February 13, 2006 12:47 PM

*****************AN EXCERPT ******************************

***scroll for updates***

White House press secretary Scott McClellan is getting mauled over the delay in the public disclosure of Vice President Dick Cheney's hunting accident. NBC's David Gregory is fuming (I know, what else is new). Other reporters are shouting and interjecting.

More to come...

***

Ok, here's a taste of the MSM hunt:

huntpresser.jpg

Download and watch video (Windows Media .wmv file).

Expose the Left has more video.

8 posted on 02/13/2006 12:20:13 PM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach (History is soon Forgotten,)
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To: OXENinFLA
And if you really want to laugh flip on WLS, I bet ROE CONN is going to have a field day with the shooting story.


Thanks for the link.
9 posted on 02/13/2006 12:20:31 PM PST by Gucho
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To: MNJohnnie
He was practicing for when he takes the Democrat Senate Leadership hunting next week.

I saw a tv show a year or so ago where Dick Cheney and some other guy went liberal hunting in San Fran. It may have been "This Just In".

10 posted on 02/13/2006 12:20:39 PM PST by America_Right (Superman wears Jack Bauer jammies.)
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To: MplsSteve

Whittington's nickname is Skeet.


11 posted on 02/13/2006 12:22:33 PM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
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To: N. Theknow

Now that's funny right there!

PULL!


12 posted on 02/13/2006 12:34:12 PM PST by colorcountry (The devil has many tools. Dishonesty is the handle that fits them all.)
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To: MplsSteve
Cheney wanted to get the Doctor's vote by shooting a lawyer.

Cheney is part of the gang that couldn't shoot straight.

13 posted on 02/13/2006 12:49:39 PM PST by ex-snook (God of the Universe, God of Creation, God of Love, thank you for life.)
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To: ex-snook
Cheney wanted to get the Doctor's vote by shooting a lawyer.

He knew he could get more GOP votes by shooting a lawyer!

14 posted on 02/13/2006 1:04:39 PM PST by Chieftain (Cindy Sheehan is a shameful example of an American mother duped by Kerry's LIES!)
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To: MplsSteve
The real #1: Bush's fault.
15 posted on 02/13/2006 1:06:47 PM PST by LikeLight
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To: MplsSteve
Whittington resembles a Quayle?


16 posted on 02/13/2006 1:11:11 PM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: MplsSteve

3. Flight path of the bird shot somehow altered by global warming

OK. That's funny!


18 posted on 02/13/2006 2:30:39 PM PST by Rio (Don't make me come over there....)
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To: Allegra; Eaker; Squantos; humblegunner; Flyer; ChefKeith; TheMom
Ping... this is funny....

He was practing for when he takes the Democrat Senate Leadership hunting next week.

19 posted on 02/13/2006 6:09:31 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (John McCain sings the hits..... Now, that's funny right there.)
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To: MplsSteve

I'm jealous. Texas gets a lawyer hunting season and the rest of the country doesn't!


20 posted on 02/13/2006 8:19:38 PM PST by Valin (Purple Fingers Rule!)
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To: Valin
Reason to move there perhaps??

I like the Leno line about how Cheney shot a lawyer and his approval rating is now at 92%.

21 posted on 02/14/2006 4:49:39 PM PST by azemt (9/11 - Remember!)
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To: azemt

A bus carrying some lawyers goes over a cliff
I've got some good news and some bad news
The good news...they all died
The bad news...the bus was only 1/2 full


22 posted on 02/14/2006 10:54:41 PM PST by Valin (Purple Fingers Rule!)
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To: Valin
they say the problem with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, and the rest of us don't think they're jokes....:-)

But series, I hope the guy recovers OK.

23 posted on 02/15/2006 10:41:44 AM PST by azemt (9/11 - Remember!)
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