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Top 11 Reasons Dick Cheney Shot Harry Whittington
Nohilist in Golf Pants' Blog ^
| 2/13/06
| Nihilist in Golf Pants
Posted on 02/13/2006 11:45:45 AM PST by MplsSteve
11. Whittington bears a remarkable resemblance to a quail
10. Just to watch him die
9. Whittington had just filled his SUV and Cheney wanted the oil
8. Cheney tired of Jesse Ventura's taunts about him for never having hunted man
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cheney; quailgate; shotgun; whittington
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Nihilist in Golf Pants is a Minnesota-based blogger who has a great sense of humor about most everything.
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posted on
02/13/2006 11:45:48 AM PST
by
MplsSteve
To: MplsSteve
He was practing for when he takes the Democrat Senate Leadership hunting next week.
2
posted on
02/13/2006 11:47:05 AM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Conservatives...lack sufficient cynicism to properly assess the nature of their liberal opponents)
To: MplsSteve
3
posted on
02/13/2006 11:49:08 AM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(Muslims are the only people who make feminists seem laid-back. -Coulter)
To: ovrtaxt
4
posted on
02/13/2006 12:01:22 PM PST
by
cowboyway
(My heroes have always been cowboys.)
To: MplsSteve
Yet another difference between the current administration and the pervious. When this administration shoots their friends the local coroner does not have to get involved. (Ron Brown and Vince Foster et al.)
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posted on
02/13/2006 12:03:34 PM PST
by
infidel29
("We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." --Benjamin Franklin)
To: infidel29
You "are an infidel.
lol
To: MplsSteve; Mo1; Howlin; Peach; BeforeISleep; kimmie7; 4integrity; BigSkyFreeper; RandallFlagg; ...
PING...
And if you really want to laugh flip on
WLS, I bet ROE CONN is going to have a field day with the shooting story.
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posted on
02/13/2006 12:08:40 PM PST
by
OXENinFLA
To: OXENinFLA
To: OXENinFLA
And if you really want to laugh flip on WLS, I bet ROE CONN is going to have a field day with the shooting story.
Thanks for the link.
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posted on
02/13/2006 12:20:31 PM PST
by
Gucho
To: MNJohnnie
He was practicing for when he takes the Democrat Senate Leadership hunting next week.I saw a tv show a year or so ago where Dick Cheney and some other guy went liberal hunting in San Fran. It may have been "This Just In".
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posted on
02/13/2006 12:20:39 PM PST
by
America_Right
(Superman wears Jack Bauer jammies.)
To: MplsSteve
Whittington's nickname is Skeet.
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posted on
02/13/2006 12:22:33 PM PST
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
To: N. Theknow
Now that's funny right there!
PULL!
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posted on
02/13/2006 12:34:12 PM PST
by
colorcountry
(The devil has many tools. Dishonesty is the handle that fits them all.)
To: MplsSteve
Cheney wanted to get the Doctor's vote by shooting a lawyer.
Cheney is part of the gang that couldn't shoot straight.
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posted on
02/13/2006 12:49:39 PM PST
by
ex-snook
(God of the Universe, God of Creation, God of Love, thank you for life.)
To: ex-snook
Cheney wanted to get the Doctor's vote by shooting a lawyer. He knew he could get more GOP votes by shooting a lawyer!
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posted on
02/13/2006 1:04:39 PM PST
by
Chieftain
(Cindy Sheehan is a shameful example of an American mother duped by Kerry's LIES!)
To: MplsSteve
The real #1: Bush's fault.
To: MplsSteve
Whittington resembles a Quayle?
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posted on
02/13/2006 1:11:11 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
Comment #17 Removed by Moderator
To: MplsSteve
3. Flight path of the bird shot somehow altered by global warming
OK. That's funny!
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posted on
02/13/2006 2:30:39 PM PST
by
Rio
(Don't make me come over there....)
To: Allegra; Eaker; Squantos; humblegunner; Flyer; ChefKeith; TheMom
Ping... this is funny....
He was practing for when he takes the Democrat Senate Leadership hunting next week.
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posted on
02/13/2006 6:09:31 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(John McCain sings the hits..... Now, that's funny right there.)
To: MplsSteve
I'm jealous. Texas gets a lawyer hunting season and the rest of the country doesn't!
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posted on
02/13/2006 8:19:38 PM PST
by
Valin
(Purple Fingers Rule!)
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