Have this!
You're OUT!!!
Need I say more?
Posted on 03/03/2006 9:22:46 AM PST by angrymullet
Hi, My name is Greg and I am 19 years old. Just signed up for so information. I think of myself as a concervative.
I am a freshmen in College up here in Mass. and whoud lilke some advice on my spring break trip. This is going to be my frist time going to a place where bad things can happen and as a young conservative I need help so I dont fall into temptations when I go down to Daytona.
I understand that a lot of drinking goes on down and there and like a good conservative I have only had 3 wine coolers in my life (at different times) Like President Bush I don't think drinking is good but I hope I can stay away from the booze when I go down their.
Also I don't want to find myself in a postion that will cause me to do things that I will regret like hooking up with some girl or something. Waking up next to some bimbo who voted for Kerry is not my cup of tea if you know what I mean. I want to wait until I am marryed.
I know their are a lot of smart guys on this site who have been is these situtations with broads and booze all around and I just want some tips on how to keep it real and remain true to my consrevativc roots making my parents proud along with President Bush.
I am also am planning on taliking to some of the people that I met on the beach about joining the republican party so that we can increase our voter rolls and when big in 2006 and 2008. I don't want Hillary becoming president. Thanks in advace for the addvice.
No, he's deluded himself into thinking he's fooled us all.
Nevermind that he was told "zot" [IB4TZ] in the first five posts..
*snort*
This is a damn funny thread..
LOL! Post of the week!!
Mullet is a trolling bait fish used in the SE.
Dont know who this is dont really care but whoever it is they sure got a bunch of you to waste way to much energy..
Mullet won.....
No he didn't.
He's JimmyClyde showing the world what an idiot he is.
His whole pathetic existence revolves around trolling FR from his moms basement.
Have this!
You're OUT!!!
Need I say more?
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.
This post was also sone about a year ago.
Retread.
Thanks for the ping.
LEARN HOW TO SPELL, PAL!
Post 87.
He was JimmyClyde back yet again.
He Freepmailed me and admitted it.
Good find and memory.
You should make a beer bong with a funnel and some tygon tubing, dump about 1/2 pint of Wild Turkey 101 proof pure Kentucky bourbon into the bottom of the funnel, fill the remainder with beer. Perhaps a nice import to complement the bourbon should be considered. Place open end of tygon tubing in mouth (note: if you try to put the other end of the tubing in your mouth, you will spill the whole contents of the funnel onto your shorts, so be very sure about this part before proceeding). Quaff the mixture as quickly as possible. With practice you can accomplish this without using your throat muscles at all, just a straight esophagus (um, throat that is).
Repeat at least 4 times. You should buy your quart (that's two pints) prior to beginning. You may have difficulty driving aftwards.
This will make you very sexy and attractive to all the girls. Some may act like you are not attractive, but they are only playing hard to get. You can actually sing quite well at this point also, and probably even make up very clever songs right on the spot! If this doesn't seem to be working, try whispering witty things. You can even do this a suprisingly long distances. Your whispers are quite focused right now, and only the intended person can hear what you say.
You are dazzlingly funny and quite the good dancer also. Your coordination is sure to impress all those around you! Climbing on things while dancing is probably a really good idea too!
Don't worry about some other guy who seems to be with the girl(s) of your choice. You are much better looking, and you are tough as nails, maybe even bulletproof!
Have fun! Post bail, I mean pictures when you get out, I mean back!
Bye now!
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