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Hey, boys and girls: a Nigerian Scammer !
03/14/06 | vanity

Posted on 03/14/2006 12:54:17 PM PST by genefromjersey

This is the text of an email I received today. Wouldn't it be fun to string this guy out for a while,then hang him out to dry ?

Ideas welcome !

Dear Friend,

I am Dr.Daniel Nando presently i am practising with a private hospital here in Ivory Coast W/Africa,And you don?t worry because I got your contact through a chamber of commerce and will like to explain to you about a transaction which I hope you can assist which will benefit both of us.

I have a patient, a Sierra Leonia woman who was on admission for some weeks in my hospital for a complicated ill health as the result but her recovery have been eventful.

As a matter of fact, one night this woman called my attention and began to tell me her ircumstances that she and his only son was refugee here,and that her late husband a militry officer died in a rebel conflict in his late husband was threaten to eliminate the life of her only son because of the matter of certificate of deposit and she could not bear it and manage to escaped through a neighburig country with the certificate of deposite of some (1) trunk box deposited in the security company decleared as family valuable which was traced in Ivory Coast W/Africa that she has confided in me to reveal this secrect to me because of the help i have given to her and her son.

That the content of the consigenment was physical cash of $15. million(USD)and why he did this is because the militry body have once trailed the account of her late husband, at this stage She have decided to leave this country because of political crisis and requested me to seek an honest foreigner who will assist in the transffering the money out for investiment of her son, i have accepted and requested for a proof and she provid the documents of the deposit which was clear and legitimate, and was in my poccession the documents.

Though i have given her the medical & humanitarian help as i could based on the ethics of my proffesion.

Therefore, i have consider to assist her and to contact a genuine person who can also consider to help as well showing that an international brotherhood is reality towards this madam and her son.

She also promise to intimate us with 10% of the total amount of the money and i hope if you can understand the request and the assistance which i hope you can respond positivey.

In the meantime,i hope to hearing from you soon.

please alway be in contact with me through this ID (drdanielnando06@yahoo.fr)

Your sincerely,


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: anotherone; email; genehas2muchtime; nigerian; notagain; notnews; notnewsyamoron; ohjesus; scams; takeittochat; whylordwhy; wrongforum

1 posted on 03/14/2006 12:54:18 PM PST by genefromjersey
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To: genefromjersey

I'll take him on... all I need from you is your SSN, Bank Account Numbers, and Mother's Maiden Name.


2 posted on 03/14/2006 12:55:22 PM PST by So Cal Rocket (Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
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To: genefromjersey

Sounds like one of Hillary's money-raising scams.


3 posted on 03/14/2006 12:55:42 PM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: genefromjersey

This is the same template Air America uses in its support letters.


4 posted on 03/14/2006 12:56:25 PM PST by SquirrelKing (Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)
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To: genefromjersey; lowbridge

You need to talk to Lowbridge, stat! He ran America's Best Scammin' the Nigerian Scammers operation!


5 posted on 03/14/2006 12:57:35 PM PST by JennysCool (Liberals don't care what you do, as long as it's mandatory.)
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To: genefromjersey


Respond by telling him you are not interested but your brother, the FBI agent will write him soon to get more information.


6 posted on 03/14/2006 12:57:54 PM PST by msnimje (SAMMY for SANDY --- THAT IS WHAT I CALL A GOOD TRADE!!!)
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To: genefromjersey

Welcome to the Internet.


7 posted on 03/14/2006 12:58:12 PM PST by mcjordansc
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To: JennysCool; lowbridge

Isn't he the one who got the scammer to pose in his sock feet holding a dead fish?


8 posted on 03/14/2006 12:58:27 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: genefromjersey

His writing skills sure suck...for him being a doctor and all.


9 posted on 03/14/2006 12:59:03 PM PST by Recovering Hermit (I will not need to come here again…I will send my android instead.)
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To: AnAmericanMother

And oh so much more!


10 posted on 03/14/2006 12:59:33 PM PST by JennysCool (Liberals don't care what you do, as long as it's mandatory.)
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To: genefromjersey
Here's another one:

I am Tony Fred Williams I am 14 years old I live in Manchester(UK) before my father die, now I live with my mother in Scotland. my father is from Manchester (UK) and my mother is from Scotland. my late father Mr. Fred Williams was a Contractor in Manchester(UK) before he die in a car accident last years July 25th 2005. he left £50Million (Fifty Million Pounds) in his account before he die. The £50Million is in (First Union National Bank UK) I have been trying to collect the money from (First Union National Bank UK) but the MD CEO told me to go and look for some body that is honest and old enough to help me collect the money.

I could have tell my mother to assist me to collect the £50Million for me but my mother and father got devoured before my father die and my father told me to not have anything to do with my mother I don’t even want her to know because what my father told me before he die was true, now that I stay with my mother in Scotland she don’t even have time for me all she do is to take hard drugs and to bring men to the house and she also hit me all the time.

I don’t want to have anything to do with her, I just want some body that is old enough and honest to help me collect the £50Million from the bank as I am too young to take care of £50Million. Please I need your help if you can assist me to collect the £50Million from the bank I will give you 40% and take 60%. I have all documentation on my name you can confirm from the bank. i am the indeed benefited Next of Kin to my late father Mr. Fred Williams. The MD CEO (First Union National Bank UK) told me to look for some body that is honest and old enough so that he can send the £50Million to the person account immediately.

If you can help me i will contact the MD CEO (First Union National Bank UK) and tell him that i have found a honest person who want to help me collect the £50Million. so when you contact him he will know i sent you.

I will give you is contact so that you can contact him to enable him send the £50Million to your provided account immediately Please help me. I will be waiting for your urgent reply so i can give you the contact of the bank and send you the last statement of account of my late father and i will also send you my picture and my birth certificate. Please Help me reply back on my private email: tonyfw2@mail.md so i can send you all information you need.

Best Regards Tony Fred Williams


12 posted on 03/14/2006 12:59:47 PM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: So Cal Rocket

Is there a way I can give an account number with a huge NEGATIVE balance that will suck out all the funds they have scammed from DUmmies all over the world?........


13 posted on 03/14/2006 12:59:48 PM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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To: mcjordansc

"Welcome to the Internet."

I've been on the internet since 1995 and never got an e-mail from a scammar in another country.


14 posted on 03/14/2006 1:00:33 PM PST by NapkinUser
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To: genefromjersey

Sorry, but I don't need any more money. I've already made billions, Billions I tell you from all of those nice people in Africa that wanted to share their wealth with me.

Next I'm buying a bridge in Brooklyn where I will be making many more millions from tolls. There's just no end to the money if you work hard and take advantage of good, honest opportunities.


15 posted on 03/14/2006 1:01:07 PM PST by garyhope (In vino veritas. Ars longa, vita brevis, too brevis.)
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To: genefromjersey

I understand there are thousands like that in Africa willing to give you 10% of their fortune just to get out. :-)


16 posted on 03/14/2006 1:01:41 PM PST by jazusamo (:Gregory was riled while Hume smiled:)
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To: genefromjersey
Behold my all-time favourite "Scammed Scammer":


17 posted on 03/14/2006 1:02:06 PM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: AnAmericanMother

"Isn't he the one who got the scammer to pose in his sock feet holding a dead fish?"

Oh yeah, I barely remember that. Wasn't he balancing a loaf of bread on his head or something? Something about a Church that burned down too. The guy did catch finally.


18 posted on 03/14/2006 1:02:24 PM PST by NapkinUser
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To: NapkinUser
I've been on the internet since 1995 and never got an e-mail from a scammar in another country.

Post your email address and we'll get you on the list. It's fun!

19 posted on 03/14/2006 1:03:28 PM PST by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: JennysCool; genefromjersey
I cant play with this guy. At home, my phone line is on the fritz somehow (the phone company will charge nothing for checking the phone line outside the house but wants 130 bucks if they have to check the phone line inside the house), and as a result I cannot access the internet from home (I am writing this from the computer at the library).

Actually, I can sometimes get online, but its kinda spotty. I get online (which takes forever), and then its painfully slow. Sometimes I just cannot aceess any webpages at all. And then I get knocked offline within a matter of minutes of getting online. :-(

20 posted on 03/14/2006 1:04:46 PM PST by lowbridge (I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming, like his passengers.)
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To: genefromjersey
Wouldn't it be fun to string this guy out for a while,then hang him out to dry ?

Do it. It's lots of fun :-)

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1197128/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1197128/posts?page=1#1

21 posted on 03/14/2006 1:06:33 PM PST by lowbridge (I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming, like his passengers.)
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To: So Cal Rocket
Dear Dr. Nando,

Thank you for this wonderful opportunity and yes I would very much like to help you.

Before doing so though, I must ask for a good faith gesture on your part. There is a very big rumor that all of us in the USA are rich, but this is not the case. We have been hit hard these last few years and are bearly getting buy.

Your message is like a message from God!!

I only ask of you the following:

A small token for gas for my car and a new set of tires. My car is a late model car, as you can see from the picture I have enclosed.

Also, if you could send something so i could feed my children. As you can see from the picture, they are adorable, but a bit hungry now. I only have enough money to pay for this computer and my high speed internet access, so anything will help.

Regards,

Tom Joad


22 posted on 03/14/2006 1:07:58 PM PST by Michael.SF. (Well, Kerry did win the exit polls.)
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To: genefromjersey

You want ideas?? Go check out http://www.419eater.com


23 posted on 03/14/2006 1:08:37 PM PST by HKMk23 (We keep you alive to serve this ship. Row well, and live.)
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To: AnAmericanMother
No, that wasnt mine.

Here are mine:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1197128/posts?page=1#1

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1197128/posts

24 posted on 03/14/2006 1:08:39 PM PST by lowbridge (I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming, like his passengers.)
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To: genefromjersey

Last week, I recieved a Nigerian plea for money in my FREE REPUBLIC "Private Mail" box.


25 posted on 03/14/2006 1:10:54 PM PST by Mr. Brightside (I know what I like.)
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To: genefromjersey

Deer Dr. Nando,

My friend. I salute you with much fervor from Arkansas, United States. Doctors are helping people without always. Therefore, I grok you. My goodest friend, Jimmy Carville is for helping you help, too. All he asks is for hair, which is in your country on people and chickens, too. However, I am needing money in US Dollars to find hair for his baldity because of Arkansas Lice License.

I also am needing doctor advice for friend Paully Begala. His manhood is not up, if you know what I mean. He say his Doctor Of Chiropracty, which is in Arkansas is much the laying on of hands in private place, with or without oil, found too much up-sucking caused his manhoodliness to go to bye-bye sleepy like the Tse-Tse fly do.

Again though, I need U S Dollar equivalents before can get you license to help Paully in Arkansas.

Through much the knowing of good things which come to those who trust in their brothers, please send $25,000.00 to me,your friend to get these two patients for you to do medical to. Then will I obtain for your honorable friend funds from Jimmy and Pauly who have much White House silverware and pictures to sell when they do not look like themselves.

parsy, who is always there to help.


26 posted on 03/14/2006 1:11:49 PM PST by parsifal ("Knock and ye shall receive!" (The Bible, somewhere.))
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To: lowbridge
LOWBRIDGE RULES!

. . . those are priceless! Pity they don't appreciate how thoroughly they were scammed back . . .

27 posted on 03/14/2006 1:20:13 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: genefromjersey

Yeah, well, the beautiful widow that I'm working with has a lot more money than that and I'm getting true love thrown in as a plus so I don't have any need at the moment for 10% of a puny $1.5 million.


28 posted on 03/14/2006 1:33:01 PM PST by Emmett McCarthy
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To: lowbridge

Yow! That's a hellish situation! Hope it's resolved soon!


29 posted on 03/14/2006 3:25:11 PM PST by JennysCool (Liberals don't care what you do, as long as it's mandatory.)
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To: genefromjersey

With all due respect, the guy claims to be from Ivory Coast, not Nigeria.

The Lord alone knows where he really is located.


30 posted on 03/14/2006 3:27:28 PM PST by Restorer
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To: ShadowAce
We have a letter like that on our prank email site.

http://www.donaldlancow.com

31 posted on 03/16/2006 5:58:34 AM PST by FLAMING DEATH (And now, for something completely different: www.donaldlancow.com)
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To: genefromjersey

This scambaiting is a laugh-riot, especially for Monty Python fans!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LvyrzQldOKE


32 posted on 03/14/2007 7:23:10 PM PDT by Roccus (Able Danger??? What's an Able Danger?????)
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To: lowbridge

"LOWBRIDGERULES"

ROTFLMAO!! You must split a gut when they follow through with your instructions!


33 posted on 03/14/2007 7:59:53 PM PDT by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) "These lefties are terminally inebriated on dishonesty." The Nuge)
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To: Ladysmith
You must split a gut when they follow through with your instructions!

I do. :-)

34 posted on 03/15/2007 10:30:09 AM PDT by lowbridge ("Of course Americans should vote Democrat" -Jihad Jaara, senior member, Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigade)
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