Posted on 03/14/2006 12:54:17 PM PST by genefromjersey
Do it. It's lots of fun :-)
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Thank you for this wonderful opportunity and yes I would very much like to help you.
Before doing so though, I must ask for a good faith gesture on your part. There is a very big rumor that all of us in the USA are rich, but this is not the case. We have been hit hard these last few years and are bearly getting buy.
Your message is like a message from God!!
I only ask of you the following:
A small token for gas for my car and a new set of tires. My car is a late model car, as you can see from the picture I have enclosed.
Also, if you could send something so i could feed my children. As you can see from the picture, they are adorable, but a bit hungry now. I only have enough money to pay for this computer and my high speed internet access, so anything will help.
Regards,
Tom Joad
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Here are mine:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1197128/posts?page=1#1
Last week, I recieved a Nigerian plea for money in my FREE REPUBLIC "Private Mail" box.
Deer Dr. Nando,
My friend. I salute you with much fervor from Arkansas, United States. Doctors are helping people without always. Therefore, I grok you. My goodest friend, Jimmy Carville is for helping you help, too. All he asks is for hair, which is in your country on people and chickens, too. However, I am needing money in US Dollars to find hair for his baldity because of Arkansas Lice License.
I also am needing doctor advice for friend Paully Begala. His manhood is not up, if you know what I mean. He say his Doctor Of Chiropracty, which is in Arkansas is much the laying on of hands in private place, with or without oil, found too much up-sucking caused his manhoodliness to go to bye-bye sleepy like the Tse-Tse fly do.
Again though, I need U S Dollar equivalents before can get you license to help Paully in Arkansas.
Through much the knowing of good things which come to those who trust in their brothers, please send $25,000.00 to me,your friend to get these two patients for you to do medical to. Then will I obtain for your honorable friend funds from Jimmy and Pauly who have much White House silverware and pictures to sell when they do not look like themselves.
parsy, who is always there to help.
. . . those are priceless! Pity they don't appreciate how thoroughly they were scammed back . . .
Yeah, well, the beautiful widow that I'm working with has a lot more money than that and I'm getting true love thrown in as a plus so I don't have any need at the moment for 10% of a puny $1.5 million.
Yow! That's a hellish situation! Hope it's resolved soon!
With all due respect, the guy claims to be from Ivory Coast, not Nigeria.
The Lord alone knows where he really is located.
http://www.donaldlancow.com
This scambaiting is a laugh-riot, especially for Monty Python fans!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LvyrzQldOKE
"LOWBRIDGERULES"
ROTFLMAO!! You must split a gut when they follow through with your instructions!
I do. :-)
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