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My Papaya Stinks
The Kitchen ^ | 3/15/06 | rebelbase

Posted on 03/15/2006 12:19:15 PM PST by Rebelbase

Woke up this morning and it was rank. What causes that smell?


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1 posted on 03/15/2006 12:19:19 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

IBTZ.


2 posted on 03/15/2006 12:19:58 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Rebelbase

I like cheese


3 posted on 03/15/2006 12:20:01 PM PST by Echo Talon
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To: Rebelbase

I'd blame Bush, if I were you.


4 posted on 03/15/2006 12:20:02 PM PST by FReepaholic (If ignorance ain't bliss, I don't know what is.)
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To: Rebelbase

Oh, this is too easy.


5 posted on 03/15/2006 12:20:09 PM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: Rebelbase

It's absorbing the odor from all the cheese.


6 posted on 03/15/2006 12:20:10 PM PST by B Knotts
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To: FReepaholic

Ha ha, IBTZ!


7 posted on 03/15/2006 12:20:29 PM PST by TheConservator (Confutatis maledictis flammis acribus addictis. . . .)
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To: Rebelbase
Michael Schiavo's fault, undoubtedly.

;^)

8 posted on 03/15/2006 12:20:38 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Rebelbase

Breaking News?


9 posted on 03/15/2006 12:20:44 PM PST by frogjerk (LIBERALISM: The perpetual insulting of common sense.)
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To: Rebelbase

They always smell like vomit, I won't eat them.


10 posted on 03/15/2006 12:20:51 PM PST by Ditter
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To: Rebelbase; Admin Moderator

Why is this not in breaking news?


11 posted on 03/15/2006 12:20:58 PM PST by Rutles4Ever
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To: Rebelbase

Check the mousetrap under the sink.


12 posted on 03/15/2006 12:21:05 PM PST by wolfpat (Dum vivimus, vivamus.)
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To: Rebelbase

Papaya smells like vomit even at its best.


13 posted on 03/15/2006 12:21:11 PM PST by Moonman62 (Federal creed: If it moves tax it. If it keeps moving regulate it. If it stops moving subsidize it)
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To: Rebelbase

You could try showering...


14 posted on 03/15/2006 12:21:27 PM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR)
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To: B Knotts

yep! fromundacheese


15 posted on 03/15/2006 12:21:31 PM PST by Echo Talon
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To: Rebelbase

Sprinkle with a vinegar and water dressing. Bon Apetite.


16 posted on 03/15/2006 12:21:34 PM PST by Sax
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To: Rebelbase

It's not your papaya -- and it's nacho cheese, either!


17 posted on 03/15/2006 12:21:38 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Never question Bruce Dickinson!)
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To: Rebelbase
My python boot was too tight
I couldn't get it off last night
A week went by
And now it's July
18 posted on 03/15/2006 12:21:39 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Rebelbase; darkwing104; Darksheare

Slow day at DU?


19 posted on 03/15/2006 12:22:01 PM PST by dynachrome ("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
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To: Rebelbase

Woke up this morning and it was rank. What causes that smell?




Don't stick in in places it don't belong.


20 posted on 03/15/2006 12:22:07 PM PST by trubluolyguy (Religion of Peace or Cult of Death? How much evidence exists for either one?)
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To: Rebelbase

You're supposed to wash it and rinse it


21 posted on 03/15/2006 12:22:25 PM PST by george wythe
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To: Rebelbase
I don't know, but according to this link:

Ripe or rotting papaya is also effective for treating jellyfish and coral stings.

:)

22 posted on 03/15/2006 12:22:39 PM PST by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: Rebelbase

My papaya said to always wipe and then it won't stink.


23 posted on 03/15/2006 12:22:50 PM PST by commish (Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
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To: Rebelbase
You know you aren't supposed to post the secret code words in public forums.. this code is strictly for e-mail and one-on-one messages.. the mods will have to remove it before anyone starts asking questions...
24 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:14 PM PST by mnehring (http://abaraxas.blogspot.com/.)
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To: Rebelbase

My money is on those nasty seeds.


25 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:18 PM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: Rebelbase

IBTZ!


26 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:21 PM PST by Mugwump
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To: Rebelbase

TMI


27 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:27 PM PST by mtbopfuyn (Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
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To: Rebelbase
You aren't logged in. Try letting a moose bite your sister.
28 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:28 PM PST by VadeRetro (I have the updated "Your brain on creationism" on my homepage.)
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To: Rebelbase

My toes are lovely.


29 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:29 PM PST by stinkerpot65
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To: Rebelbase

All odors are particulate. So, go wash your nose out with soap, lol.


30 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:29 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Rebelbase
[ What causes that smell? ]

Its over ripe.. Like Oprahs Harpo'crites have an over ripe sense of compassion..

31 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:33 PM PST by hosepipe (CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole..)
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To: Rebelbase

Check your house. Hillary may be there.


32 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:41 PM PST by Semperfi.Ex.USMC
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To: Rebelbase
Your Poo Poo stinks? Don't do it in the Kitchen.
33 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:52 PM PST by msnimje (SAMMY for SANDY --- THAT IS WHAT I CALL A GOOD TRADE!!!)
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To: Rebelbase

My hovercraft is full of eels.


34 posted on 03/15/2006 12:23:54 PM PST by jaime1959
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To: Rebelbase

< grabs popcorn > this oughtta be interesting...lol


35 posted on 03/15/2006 12:24:12 PM PST by Andonius_99 (They [liberals] aren't humans, but rather a species of hairless retarded ape.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; FriendDownUnder; King Prout

ping


36 posted on 03/15/2006 12:24:23 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("The moment that someone wants to forbid caricatures, that is the moment we publish them.")
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To: dynachrome

I am thinking it is a shameless vanity, Rebelbase has been a member since 2000. That is a long time for a subversive troll? I am going to check back on this thread. It should be interesting. :o)


37 posted on 03/15/2006 12:24:55 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (My Pug is On Her War Footing)
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To: Rebelbase

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.


38 posted on 03/15/2006 12:25:10 PM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Andonius_99
< grabs popcorn > this oughtta be interesting...lol

Yeah, I am sensing another FR classic thread in the making.

39 posted on 03/15/2006 12:25:10 PM PST by commish (Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
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To: Rebelbase
Woke up this morning and it was rank. What causes that smell?

Where exactly have you been keeping this "papaya"?

40 posted on 03/15/2006 12:25:11 PM PST by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: Rebelbase

Dude... What happened? Did someone hijack your handle or what... This isn't like you!


41 posted on 03/15/2006 12:25:43 PM PST by Zavien Doombringer (Mr. Franklin, what form of customes did you create in Tiajunna? A beeber, Madam, if you can stune it)
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To: Rebelbase

I hear your gramma's a little on the sour side also.


42 posted on 03/15/2006 12:26:09 PM PST by Hatteras
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To: billorites

Frank was the best!


43 posted on 03/15/2006 12:26:25 PM PST by jaydubya2
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To: Rebelbase

The Papaya is not a patient fruit. You should have consumed the tropical delectable yesterday.


44 posted on 03/15/2006 12:26:56 PM PST by Redcloak (<--- Not always a people person.)
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To: Rebelbase
Well, it's this chemical reaction that starts the moment it is pulled from the ground. If you save it, keep an eye out for the eyes, ha ha! Now, I like 'em scrubbed, pricked, wrapped in foil and baked for about an hour at 400 degrees (for a softer skin), but hubby likes 'em pricked with a fork, the ends trimmed slightly and baked unwrapped for a crispier skin. The usual way to eat potatoes is to cut them....what? You said papaya? Never mind.
45 posted on 03/15/2006 12:27:17 PM PST by eyespysomething
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To: K4Harty
Look at his history:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/user-posts?id=48963
46 posted on 03/15/2006 12:27:27 PM PST by mnehring (http://abaraxas.blogspot.com/.)
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To: Rebelbase

Massengill. Use double strength, and stay off your Honda for a couple of weeks.


47 posted on 03/15/2006 12:27:39 PM PST by babble-on
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To: mewzilla
Secret sex life of papaya
48 posted on 03/15/2006 12:27:48 PM PST by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: Rebelbase; Petronski; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Owl_Eagle; xsmommy; pissant; TheBigB

Woman Shows Off Five-Pound Monster Mango

By KARIN STANTON Tue Mar 14, 9:47 PM ET

KAILUA-KONA, Hawaii - When Colleen Porter took her mango to the local grocer, it wasn't to sell it, but to weigh it and show it off. Colleen Porter, already a state mango record holder, has been confirmed by the Guinness Book of World Records as growing the world's heaviest mango — 5 pounds, 7 ounces. The monster mango appears to be close to the size of a human head.

Porter, 47, a skin care specialist at Kona Center of Facial Surgery, has a certificate from Guinness to prove the record. She's framed it — in mango wood, of course.

Virginia Easton-Smith, West Hawaii agricultural extension agent for the University of Hawaii, who helped with the submission to Guinness, confirms the record. The fruit had to be weighed and documented two separate times by three people. Independent witnesses verified six weighings.

Porter, who tends a small avocado and mango orchard, also stopped by several local grocery stores to check out her mango on their scales. The record-breaking fruit is a Keitt mango, which typically reach two to three pounds.

"All the people I showed it to at Safeway and Sack 'n' Save were just amazed," she said.

Easton-Smith said the Big Island already is noted for producing the world's biggest jackfruit, but having the world's most massive mango is something special.

"We think it's very cool," she said.

Porter said she has been told a photograph of her mango is a "strong contender" to be included in Guinness's next edition, which goes on sale Jan. 1, 2007. The mango record is not found on the Guinness Web site, which includes only a selection of its 40,000 records.

The mango was picked in mid-October and still sits in Porter's refrigerator.

"We're turning it into a piece of art," she said.

Her husband, Scott, has made a mold from the mango and plans to create a sculpture to be painted by her daughter, Megan, an art major in Santa Barbara, Calif.

Porter, who has moved to a new home in Captain Cook, says she almost gave up her orchard.

"One day, I just didn't know if I wanted to keep it up," she said. "I looked up to the sky for some kind of answer and that's when I first saw it."

The granddaughter of farmers, Porter covered the fruit with a bag to prevent insects, birds and rodents gnawing on it and for two months kept vigil.

One day it just looked ready.

"I climbed the ladder and when I touched it, it fell right into my hands," Porter said.

49 posted on 03/15/2006 12:28:05 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Rebelbase

IBTZ. Can't believe your home page is still up. For that matter I can't beleive or even understand what your HP is about.
Maybe it is the cause of the stink.


50 posted on 03/15/2006 12:28:12 PM PST by freedomlover (The only reason you are still conscious is because I don't want to carry you. - Jack)
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