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I take a field trip to Zotland, the capital of Upper Volta

Posted on 04/24/2006 6:32:23 AM PDT by zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

So like Dude... I learned that the capitol of Texas is Cuba. That means that the capitol of Arizona is like, Brazil. WHOA DUDE! IT MUST BE! Uh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh...


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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

Zot before breakfast!


51 posted on 04/24/2006 6:55:02 AM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: 50sDad

Well deserved. Alot of youngsters really missed out on this guy, since his best days were when he did stand-up.


52 posted on 04/24/2006 6:56:42 AM PDT by Tracy V. (Hell is the impossibility of reason)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

53 posted on 04/24/2006 6:57:07 AM PDT by RoseofTexas
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To: texas_mrs
Your like, up early for a liberal, aren't you?

He probably just hasn't gone to bed yet. Crack will do that to you.

54 posted on 04/24/2006 6:58:27 AM PDT by Allegra (8...)
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To: All

I love the keywords, lol.


55 posted on 04/24/2006 7:00:34 AM PDT by Tracy V. (Hell is the impossibility of reason)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak
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56 posted on 04/24/2006 7:00:42 AM PDT by b4its2late (Liberals are as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

am i in?


57 posted on 04/24/2006 7:01:16 AM PDT by joe fonebone (When did being white, christian and conservative become a criminal offense?)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak
If I scan your screen name with my eyes, left to right and back, very fast, your screen name appears to have a "c" in it. But it doesn't.
58 posted on 04/24/2006 7:04:23 AM PDT by jdm (Trading obscure Helen Thomas pics online since 1996.)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak
IBTZ?

Been hittin' the magic dust pretty hard there, haven't ya buddy?
59 posted on 04/24/2006 7:08:11 AM PDT by JamesP81
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

60 posted on 04/24/2006 7:08:56 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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To: jdm

Oh great, now you've got me doing it...


61 posted on 04/24/2006 7:09:17 AM PDT by Tracy V. (Hell is the impossibility of reason)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak
Found your picture, troll.
62 posted on 04/24/2006 7:09:27 AM PDT by texas_mrs (Immigrants made this country great - Illegal immigrants are now destroying it)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

You are without question the stupidest person who has ever posted on this site.

In fact, you aren't even worth wasting a zot on.


63 posted on 04/24/2006 7:10:57 AM PDT by dfwgator (Florida Gators - 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

Here's a ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.


64 posted on 04/24/2006 7:11:01 AM PDT by roaddog727 (eludium PU36 explosive space modulator)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak; darkwing104

Ping

Calling all kitties.

ZOT!


65 posted on 04/24/2006 7:12:32 AM PDT by roaddog727 (eludium PU36 explosive space modulator)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

66 posted on 04/24/2006 7:17:35 AM PDT by uglybiker (Don't blame me. I didn't make you stupid.)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak; timpad; TBarnett34; MeekOneGOP; PetroniDE; Lady Jag; mhking; ...
Amazing...

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

67 posted on 04/24/2006 7:24:37 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

Hmmmmmmmmmm
IATZ.

Bongs before breakfast are NOT good for one.


68 posted on 04/24/2006 7:25:42 AM PDT by Danae (Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak; SelmaLee
You are a towel

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69 posted on 04/24/2006 7:27:21 AM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

Senator Kerry, you really should stop playing around with the computer.


70 posted on 04/24/2006 7:29:42 AM PDT by I'm ALL Right! (Soul Patrol! Whoooo!)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

IATFZ


71 posted on 04/24/2006 7:31:13 AM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak
Hey, zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak




ZOTZOTZOTZOTZOTZOTZOTZOTZOT!

72 posted on 04/24/2006 7:33:20 AM PDT by SquirrelKing
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

IATZ, again (sniff).

73 posted on 04/24/2006 7:37:16 AM PDT by Hoodat ( Silly Dems, AYBABTU.)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

Ah the proof of liberal education at work!


74 posted on 04/24/2006 7:40:41 AM PDT by Bommer
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

Oh my, that may be the lamest post in the history of FR.


75 posted on 04/24/2006 7:46:01 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (TRY JESUS. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

It appears DU is missing a village idiot. But then over there, no one notices.


76 posted on 04/24/2006 8:03:54 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (ISLAM is STILL the religion of the criminally insane!)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak
Dude, Did you like stumble on your globe...like is it still ball shaped? Perhaps yer head be in a crease but WTH as long as you feel good it's fine.
77 posted on 04/24/2006 8:08:46 AM PDT by mcshot (I'm not rich and I care.)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

78 posted on 04/24/2006 8:20:59 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak
Dude! You gotta ZOT!


79 posted on 04/24/2006 8:23:34 AM PDT by Rebelbase ("truth is not invalidated by suppression"--nicmarlo)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak
Like, ZOT, dude.


80 posted on 04/24/2006 8:23:52 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak; darkwing104

......and they still claim reefer is harmless..........


81 posted on 04/24/2006 8:25:19 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ((Immigration: Acting like dupes does not earn us their respect, but their CONTEMPT.))
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To: SquirrelKing

Physical Zot: http://tinyurl.com/s3sng


82 posted on 04/24/2006 8:26:01 AM PDT by Rebelbase ("truth is not invalidated by suppression"--nicmarlo)
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To: Rebelbase
What the HELL was going on there?

Looked like a PTA meeting!

83 posted on 04/24/2006 8:27:11 AM PDT by SquirrelKing
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To: SquirrelKing

Don't know, but it's a sucker punch even if she hits like a girl.


84 posted on 04/24/2006 8:29:23 AM PDT by Rebelbase ("truth is not invalidated by suppression"--nicmarlo)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

85 posted on 04/24/2006 8:31:20 AM PDT by Alouette (Psalms of the Day: 119:97-176)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

This account has been banned or suspended.

Well that's a surprise.


86 posted on 04/24/2006 8:34:55 AM PDT by Felis_irritable
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To: darkwing104

this was just plain stupid, below even worthy of a zot.

why wasn't this post just pulled? i'm not for pulling every troll post but come on, this was worthless.


87 posted on 04/24/2006 8:43:02 AM PDT by postaldave (McCain & Bush, you traitorous !#!$!!s. you two are no different then ted kennedy.)
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To: Rebelbase

Ouch! Oh my! Talk about your hit-n-run, lol.


88 posted on 04/24/2006 8:43:30 AM PDT by Tracy V. (Hell is the impossibility of reason)
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To: postaldave
this was just plain stupid, below even worthy of a zot.

Typical of the overseas trolls...Lame.


89 posted on 04/24/2006 9:02:44 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak
Are you one of those trolls that PW kicked off their forums last night? Are you feeling dejection??? Well, too bad!!


90 posted on 04/24/2006 9:03:00 AM PDT by Thunder90
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To: SquirrelKing

I'd love to know what happened there.

Looks like someone was being obnoxious to the wrong person.


91 posted on 04/24/2006 10:36:47 AM PDT by I still care ("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
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To: darkwing104

what are you saying? was it a french troll to lazy to come up with a zot worthing post?


92 posted on 04/24/2006 11:01:36 AM PDT by postaldave (McCain & Bush, you traitorous !#!$!!s. you two are no different then ted kennedy.)
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To: postaldave
Got a somewhat better quality troll here...

you say you want a revolution? (Kalling all kars, be on the lookout for kukaracha)

Having been in Europe a few times I recognized the condescending rhetoric belittling Americans.


93 posted on 04/24/2006 11:08:21 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

ZOTZOTZOTZOTZOTZOTZOT


94 posted on 04/24/2006 4:46:50 PM PDT by vigilante2 (Thank You Veterans)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

Zotted, you will be. For lightning, watch out...


95 posted on 04/24/2006 5:36:34 PM PDT by JRios1968 (E=mc3...the origin of "friends don't let friends derive drunk.")
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak
I particularly like visiting the capital of Lower Volta, called "Brownout".
96 posted on 04/24/2006 5:38:19 PM PDT by chilepepper (The map is not the territory -- Alfred Korzybski)
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To: zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak
So Like Dude..All your Capitols ARE Belong to Us!!!!

ZOT!

PWND!

97 posted on 04/24/2006 5:40:36 PM PDT by KoRn
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To: Bommer
Ah the proof of liberal education at work!

Liberal education? Isn't that an oxymoron, or just moron?

98 posted on 04/25/2006 7:32:11 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: Monkey Face; JRios1968; NonLinear; sully777; FriendDownUnder; SquirrelKing; IYellAtMyTV; ...

What's this all about?



Some guidelines for posting on this thread.
Some highlights of this thread.
Spawn of the Undead Thread:
The May Chronicles
Ping!

FReepmail sionnsar if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

Read: The April Chronicles

99 posted on 04/30/2006 6:20:06 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi 2006 | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0urs)
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To: sionnsar

00


100 posted on 04/30/2006 6:21:54 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill (pink bow))
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