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The Da Vinci Code (Variety movie review)
Variety ^ | May 16, 2006 | Todd McCarthy

Posted on 05/17/2006 10:05:58 AM PDT by siunevada

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Sounds boring.
1 posted on 05/17/2006 10:06:01 AM PDT by siunevada
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Mega-turkey Alert! Having read the dreadful book, you couldn't pay me to relive my agonizing pain by watching the movie.


2 posted on 05/17/2006 10:09:45 AM PDT by FormerACLUmember (No program, no ideas, no clue: The democrats!)
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To: siunevada

As soon as someone knows who jesus's descendant is supposed to be, ( they laughed at it during the film festival) post it, so we can spread it around, insuring that fewer people will go to see it for such a crappy climax.


3 posted on 05/17/2006 10:11:52 AM PDT by Waverunner
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To: siunevada

Pretty anxious to read the book and then see the movie...Form what i have read, the only critics who didn't like it were, either religious or people who didn't read the book, and didn't understand a thing...But as per the critics of the book, the plot seems incredibly interesting.

Best regards.


4 posted on 05/17/2006 10:11:59 AM PDT by astoundedlib
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The book consists of a lot of dialogue. On the page, this is pretty interesting, at least as opposed to pages of dry description. However, when translated to a movie, there is the danger of the story becoming too talky.


5 posted on 05/17/2006 10:14:24 AM PDT by Sans-Culotte (I hereby re-christen the Republican Party as "The Flaccid Party")
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To: siunevada

Well it's Wednesday...doesn't the film officially release on Friday? I doubt the bad press will do anything to prevent a 75 million dollar opening. All the brainwashed dunces who think this book is so amazing wil flood theaters to see it.

The book was boring in so many ways. I can't imagine the film doing anything to improve on that.


6 posted on 05/17/2006 10:14:35 AM PDT by My Favorite Headache ("Scientology is dangerous stuff,it's like forming a religion based around Johnny Quest and Haji.")
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To: siunevada

The Steven King Curse. Most of his richly entertaining books became boring movies.


7 posted on 05/17/2006 10:15:23 AM PDT by pabianice
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To: astoundedlib

The book is long and too much dialogue and details, even for me. I felt many of them were unnecessary.


8 posted on 05/17/2006 10:16:51 AM PDT by Ptarmigan (Ptarmigans will rise again!)
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To: astoundedlib
You don't really consider Variety an organ of the Christian right, do you?
9 posted on 05/17/2006 10:19:20 AM PDT by Mr. Lucky
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To: Waverunner
As soon as someone knows who jesus's descendant is supposed to be


10 posted on 05/17/2006 10:19:22 AM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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"Pretty anxious to read the book and then see the movie...Form what i have read, the only critics who didn't like it were, either religious or people who didn't read the book, and didn't understand a thing...But as per the critics of the book, the plot seems incredibly interesting. Best regards."

I'm with you. Those wacky religious zealots at Cannes make me sick. They want a theocracy, not a democracy. And they own stock in Diebold. And they drowned the passengers of Flight 77 in the Atlantic to cover the Predator drone that slammed into the Pentagon on 9-11....

11 posted on 05/17/2006 10:20:11 AM PDT by eureka! (Heaven forbid the Rats get control of Congress and/or the Presidency any time soon....)
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To: My Favorite Headache
I doubt the bad press will do anything to prevent a 75 million dollar opening.

Yeah, there really isn't much competition. Nothing similar as far as new releases. A slasher and a PG animated. MI III will still be selling some tickets.

In a couple of weeks it will be Memorial Day weekend and the DVC movie will be old news.

12 posted on 05/17/2006 10:28:37 AM PDT by siunevada (If we learn nothing from history, what's the point of having one? - Peggy Hill)
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As soon as someone knows who jesus's descendant is supposed to be, ( they laughed at it during the film festival) post it

Let's post our guesses of Christ's descendant (apparently the last one, a statistical improbablity) alive on earth today. The person is probably French. Is Jaqueline Bisset French? Bridgette Bardot? It couldn't be Jacques Chirac, could it?

13 posted on 05/17/2006 10:29:08 AM PDT by Draco
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Maybe its Oprah.


14 posted on 05/17/2006 10:32:01 AM PDT by joylyn
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To: siunevada

This review points out some similarities between "Da Vinci Code" and "Protocols of the Elders of Zion".

http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=NDY0YmNhMjc5YThmZWIxY2VjNmM3MWE0YjU1MDFhYTg=


15 posted on 05/17/2006 10:33:34 AM PDT by Califelephant (Liberals: "We've always been soft on criminals, but now we're soft on terrorists too.")
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To: astoundedlib
Pretty anxious to read the book and then see the movie...

I tried to read it, but the writing is at the third-grade level.

The fact that it is so popular is because so many people who read it were functionally illiterate and reading a novel for the first time in their lives.

Naturally they would think it was great.

16 posted on 05/17/2006 10:34:33 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Islam Factoid:After forcing young girls to watch his men execute their fathers, Muhammad raped them.)
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To: siunevada
Tomorrow's (VARIETY) headline today:

Code -- a Dud!


17 posted on 05/17/2006 10:36:11 AM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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The fact that it is so popular is because so many people who read it were functionally illiterate and reading a novel for the first time in their lives.

Bears repeating. The lowest common denominator is the winner every time in mass popular culture.

18 posted on 05/17/2006 10:37:48 AM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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To: Revolting cat!

"The lowest common denominator is the winner every time in mass popular culture."

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

- H.L. Mencken


19 posted on 05/17/2006 10:41:13 AM PDT by brownsfan (It's not a war on terror... it's a war with islam.)
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To: siunevada
Click here to automatically create another new Dan Brown novel, each one just as good as the next. Hit the refresh/reload button on your browser for as many automagically created Dan Brown novels as you want. It's great fun!
20 posted on 05/17/2006 10:41:32 AM PDT by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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