[bpjam]

I'm pretty much sick of the queer lobby in hollywood making every single movie into a gay propaganda flick. X-Men was supposed to be about 'tolerance'. Catwoman is now a dyke. The Writers Guild and the Directors Guild is completely infiltrated and they are trying hard to either convert all of us or destroy all entertainment.

Am I going to see 'Superman?' Chances are about 47 to 1 against. They are retroactively going to turn everybody in history into a queer icon - cowboys, Superman, Batman, Teletubbies, X-men, Abraham Lincoln. I'm sure there is a script floating around Hollywood which has John Wayne or Ronald Reagan taking it in the @ss. If they want it to be gay, I'm staying away - forever.

[thoughtomator]

It's all about seizing innocence and perverting it any way they can.

[coydog]

Well, those skin-tight costumes are bound to attract a certain sort of element... XD

[Ptaz]

Superman is so over. The only way they can make a buck is to put a new twist on it. Not a chance in H*** that I'll see it.

[Sonny M]

I'm going to see superman, but one thing that is getting on my nerves is this need by the gay community to hijack everything and turn it into something just for themselves.

If I sold steel folding chairs and they became popular, the gay community would be asking "how gay are these?" and trying to make it into a gay icon.

They really are getting more and more heterophobic by the day.

[nevergore]

We'll lets see....

He wears tights and flys......doesn't date girls although appears tempted....

and most importantly...he is always coming out of the closet....

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.....

[1rudeboy]

Batman and Robin always struck me as rather . . . peculiar.

[Skooz]

LOL!

Nice rant. Well said.

[sageb1]

Excuse me while I go throw up.

[Jameison]

"How Will a Gay Icon Fly at the Box Office?"

Superman is gay icon?
First I am hearing of it..and I have been reading Superman comic books since I was knee high.

[sageb1]

"In addition to drawing poor reviews and generating weak word-of-mouth, the studio's 1997 summer release "Batman & Robin" was criticized for having too much homoerotic appeal, including nipples on Batman's suit. George Clooney, the film's star, has joked, "I could have played him straight but I didn't. I made him gay."

Which is why I preferred Michael Keaton.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

I was reading some comments on "Gomer Pyle, USMC" the other day on the Jump the Shark website, and one writer claimed that show was obviously full of homosexual references and appealed to mid-America's secret fascination with homosexuality.

I know Jim Nabors has been rumored to by gay, but c'mon -- "Gomer Pyle" a gay show?

[A CA Guy]

Gays are an abomination IMO, not Superman.

[martin_fierro]

[HitmanLV]

By the way, X-Men's Colossus is now gay?

[Malsua]

So instead of Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex(funny read by the way) we get "Man of Steel, Colon of titanium"?.

[steve-b]

From the Jabootu snark review of Superman IV:

At this point I was still waiting for the "It was all a dream!" thing. I finally realized it wasn't coming when Supes leaned in to deliver unto Lois another of his patented Amnesia Kisses. As with the second film, this amazing smooch somehow causes Lois to lose only those exact memories that Superman wishes. Hmm. I know Superman's not gay, but why doesn't he take one for the team and kiss Lex Luthor? Perhaps he could make him forget how to be Evil, or at least how to construct all his various superweapons. Hell, it could take Luthor years to relearn all the physics and stuff behind them. Then Superman could just kiss him again. After all, we now know it's safe to use the Kiss on someone more than once.

[Ptaz]

Me too. Hopefully Lois Lane doesn't find out. She has the hots for Superman.

[Milhous]

1934: Siegel & Shuster's original vision of Superman.	1978: Superman movie pays homage to S & S vision.
2001: Smallville television series "triumphantly rethinks an American classic" by keeping S & S colors while dropping tights, cape, and chest insignia.	2006: Superman movie noirishly retrogrades to tights, cape, and chest insignia only to end up looking old school IMHO.

[Mr. Blonde]

Am I the only one who thinks we will find out that Lois Lane's kid in the movie is also Superman's? Superman has been away for about 5 years the kid is about 5 years old. Or was that just Superman trying to fight his true nature?

I guess that puts to rest the argument Brodie and T.S. had in Mallrats

Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?

T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?

Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

[GSWarrior]

Who cares?