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Posted on 06/13/2006 9:34:47 AM PDT by pickrell

Immediate Employment Opportunity:

Job Offering: Terror administrator. Previous administrator retired.

Immediate opening now.

Requires own transportation and cave. Ability to kill and maim at the wholesale level a must. Hours good, but actual days probably not long.

Do you have what it takes to compete in the demanding world of brutalizing women and intimidating children?

Send in a brief “Terrorists gone wild” video, depicting your beheading techniques, to:

O.B.L. 666, second cave on the left. 27 Mountain View Lane. Pakistan.

Hurry. This job offer won’t last.

Note: We are an equal opportunity scourge.

KEYWORDS: chat; hardeeharhar; notnews; vanity

1 posted on 06/13/2006 9:34:48 AM PDT by pickrell
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To: pickrell

Must love goats.

2 posted on 06/13/2006 9:35:51 AM PDT by shezza (God bless our military heroes)
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To: shezza
Must love goats.

And little girls.
3 posted on 06/13/2006 9:47:28 AM PDT by adorno
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To: pickrell
To: AZLiberty

Job Opening:
* Local Muslim Terrorist Leader
* Must Hate America
* Must Hate Christians
* IED Experience a Must
* Unlimited Women & Children Bomb Carriers
* Constant Travel & Hiding
* Short-Term Job Expectancy

22 posted on 06/12/2006 5:39:12 PM CDT by TexasCajun

4 posted on 06/13/2006 10:20:24 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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