Posted on 06/13/2006 9:34:47 AM PDT by pickrell
Immediate Employment Opportunity:
Job Offering: Terror administrator. Previous administrator retired.
Immediate opening now.
Requires own transportation and cave. Ability to kill and maim at the wholesale level a must. Hours good, but actual days probably not long.
Do you have what it takes to compete in the demanding world of brutalizing women and intimidating children?
Send in a brief “Terrorists gone wild” video, depicting your beheading techniques, to:
O.B.L. 666, second cave on the left. 27 Mountain View Lane. Pakistan.
Hurry. This job offer won’t last.
Note: We are an equal opportunity scourge.
Must love goats.
Job Opening:
* Local Muslim Terrorist Leader
* Must Hate America
* Must Hate Christians
* IED Experience a Must
* Unlimited Women & Children Bomb Carriers
* Constant Travel & Hiding
* Short-Term Job Expectancy
22 posted on 06/12/2006 5:39:12 PM CDT by TexasCajun
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