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Man tries to pee on dog
Michigan city news dispatch ^ | 06/15/06 | Georgette Senter

Posted on 06/15/2006 11:03:19 AM PDT by hoosierboy

Michigan City police on Tuesday arrested Kristopher Ray Horton, 26, 1009 Manhattan St., for indecent exposure after he allegedly tried to urinate on a neighbor's dog.

Police received a call from Horton's neighbor, Joshua Brooks, at about 8:45 p.m. Brooks, a reserve officer on the LaPorte City Police Department, reported that Horton had just tried to urinate on his dog.

Brooks told police he heard a commotion in his yard and went to investigate and saw Horton with his pants down.

“I yelled at him, ‘What are you doing? Put you pants back on,'” Brooks told police.

He said Horton yelled back at him, “You're not my boss,” and then turned a bit and continued to relieve himself.

Brooks described Horton to police, including the fact he was wearing a Chicago Bears shirt. When police went to Horton's house, they said they found a man fitting the description given by Brooks, including the Bears shirt.

When told what his neighbor had reported, police said Horton did not deny it, saying that he wasn't aiming for the dog.

“I couldn't hold it any longer,” Horton told police.

Police said they also smelled alcohol on Horton.

Officers contacted Deputy Prosecutor Tom Alveizos, who advised them there appeared to be enough probable cause to arrest Horton for indecent exposure.

Brooks told police that previously Horton tried to throw a speaker at the dog. The breed of dog was never mentioned in the reports.

Officers also noted in their report that Horton was just a few feet from his home, which has a working bathroom.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: doggieping; hatewhenthathappens
Not to be confused with the man bites dog story.
1 posted on 06/15/2006 11:03:21 AM PDT by hoosierboy
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To: hoosierboy

Doggy was probably thinking: Mmm. Sausage for lunch.


2 posted on 06/15/2006 11:05:37 AM PDT by saganite (Billions and billions and billions-------and that's just the NASA budget!)
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To: hoosierboy

ah yes, the "you're not the boss of me" defense.


3 posted on 06/15/2006 11:06:09 AM PDT by Rakkasan1 (Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!)
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To: Lazamataz; martin_fierro
Brooks described Horton to police, including the fact he was wearing a Chicago Bears shirt.

Da Bears.

4 posted on 06/15/2006 11:07:28 AM PDT by B Knotts (Newt '08!)
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To: Rakkasan1

Ha!


5 posted on 06/15/2006 11:08:47 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Down with Half-Assery!)
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To: GSWarrior
previously Horton tried to throw a speaker at the dog


6 posted on 06/15/2006 11:09:00 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: martin_fierro
This guy's lucky he didn't run across the Albuquerque pitbull.
7 posted on 06/15/2006 11:09:23 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: hoosierboy; Tijeras_Slim; Liz; Grampa Dave
Now that's news.
8 posted on 06/15/2006 11:11:12 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Ow.


9 posted on 06/15/2006 11:12:13 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Down with Half-Assery!)
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To: hoosierboy

Well....shoot, I've done this before.


10 posted on 06/15/2006 11:15:19 AM PDT by Fighting Irish (Ever find yourself posting messages just to show off your taglines?)
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To: hoosierboy
Police said they also smelled alcohol on Horton.

There's a shocker!

11 posted on 06/15/2006 11:16:17 AM PDT by blau993
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To: hoosierboy

What's the world coming to when a man can't step outside and pee on the neighbor's dog anymore?


12 posted on 06/15/2006 11:28:32 AM PDT by kenth
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To: hoosierboy

My aunt lives 3 blocks from there.


13 posted on 06/15/2006 12:03:21 PM PDT by TwoSue
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To: kenth; martin_fierro
What's the world coming to when a man can't step outside and pee on the neighbor's dog anymore?

We got Free Speech; time to amend the Constitution to legalize Free Pees.

14 posted on 06/15/2006 12:10:00 PM PDT by Liz (The US Constitution is intended to protect the people from the government.)
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To: hoosierboy

Sounds funny until you realize the guy is now facing a life as a 'registered sex offender'.


15 posted on 06/15/2006 12:46:28 PM PDT by Grut
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To: hoosierboy; HairOfTheDog; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; ...
Some moonbat must have told him to give pees a chance.


16 posted on 06/15/2006 2:33:00 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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To: hoosierboy; Slings and Arrows

The man must have thought the dog was a fire hydrant...


17 posted on 06/15/2006 2:35:49 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: hoosierboy; Eaker; Flyer; thackney; TheMom; Xenalyte; Bacon Man; Hap; Allegra; pax_et_bonum; ...

Alllllrighty then ping.


18 posted on 06/15/2006 2:35:55 PM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: TwoSue; Flyer; technochick99; sinkspur; 88keys; DugwayDuke; sissyjane; Severa; RMDupree; ecurbh; ...
My aunt lives 3 blocks from there.

Tell her to keep an eye on her dog :~)

19 posted on 06/15/2006 2:36:32 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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ooops - forgot the graphic :~D

Ping!


Other articles with keyword "DOGGIEPING" since 12/29/04

20 posted on 06/15/2006 2:37:23 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: hoosierboy
Humans can be so very strange.
21 posted on 06/15/2006 2:37:48 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (The bottom 60% does 40% of the work, the top 40% does 60% of the work. Just who are the "workers"?)
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To: hoosierboy; Fast Ed97; Flavius Josephus; GreatOne; highimpact; JRios1968; Leto; Moose4; Mr. Mojo; ..


Jim Rome ping
FReepmail me to get on or off this Jim Rome pinglist....

"Have a take, don't suck or you'll get run......."

22 posted on 06/15/2006 2:39:00 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (aka MikeinIraq - WTFO)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
The man must have thought the dog was a fire hydrant..

I don't think you can be that drunk unless you're a Kennedy.

23 posted on 06/15/2006 2:39:43 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

So it was Ted? ;)


24 posted on 06/15/2006 2:44:00 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: humblegunner
Brooks told police that previously Horton tried to throw a speaker at the dog.

Either one throws a speaker or one does not.

There is no tried.

25 posted on 06/15/2006 2:47:31 PM PDT by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - Travis McGee is my friend. “You’ll never need a gun, until you need it badly.”)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Visualize whirled pees.


26 posted on 06/15/2006 2:55:48 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
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To: Eaker
Either one throws a speaker or one does not.

There is no tried.

Yoda be wise.

27 posted on 06/15/2006 3:01:32 PM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: hoosierboy

Is it against the law to be naked in front of a dog?


28 posted on 06/15/2006 3:06:15 PM PDT by ladyjane
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To: HairOfTheDog

The first thought that entered my mind when I got your ping was - "You've got to be kiddin'!", then I thought - "Must've been drunk.", and sure enough....

Might be embarrassing for his family...apparently doesn't bother him.


29 posted on 06/15/2006 3:08:17 PM PDT by LucyJo
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To: hoosierboy; MikefromOhio
I always thought in order to be charged with indecent exposure, a member of the opposite sex must see your genitalia.
At least that what my lawyer has assured me.(just kidding)
30 posted on 06/15/2006 3:09:27 PM PDT by Perdogg
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To: Eaker; humblegunner
LOL!

"Pee, or pee not. There is no try."

31 posted on 06/15/2006 3:10:59 PM PDT by Momaw Nadon ("...with the ultimate goal of ending tyranny in our world.")
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To: LucyJo
Might be embarrassing for his family...apparently doesn't bother him.

Well, he can probably kiss any future Supreme Court appointment goodbye. :~)

32 posted on 06/15/2006 3:11:28 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog

LOL! Don't be to sure - could be a resume` enhancement should another Dem become president.


33 posted on 06/15/2006 3:19:24 PM PDT by LucyJo
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To: Momaw Nadon
"Pee, or pee not. There is no try."

To pee or not to pee....that is the question.

34 posted on 06/15/2006 3:19:48 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Eaker
Either one throws a speaker or one does not.
There is no tried.

Unless one throws a speaker that is still plugged in. :)

35 posted on 06/15/2006 3:21:44 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (The bottom 60% does 40% of the work, the top 40% does 60% of the work. Just who are the "workers"?)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Pees in our thyme.


36 posted on 06/15/2006 3:27:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

8^)..

Kudos.


37 posted on 06/15/2006 3:38:13 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
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To: hoosierboy

Either the dog was sleeping or that's one dang lazy dog.


38 posted on 06/15/2006 6:00:38 PM PDT by Ronin (Ut iusta esse, lex noblis severus necesse est.)
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To: ladyjane; Perdogg

I know a criminal defense attorney in Chicago that insists that there is a specific law (or ordinance, I don't know) that forbids exposing oneself to a blind person.


39 posted on 06/15/2006 6:04:20 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: HairOfTheDog

If it had been my dog, he'd have taken it as a challenge and peed right back at the guy. A real pi$$ing match that'd be.


40 posted on 06/15/2006 6:04:33 PM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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To: 1rudeboy
I know a criminal defense attorney in Chicago that insists that there is a specific law (or ordinance, I don't know) that forbids exposing oneself to a blind person.

and you know this from personal experience?

41 posted on 06/15/2006 7:54:11 PM PDT by ladyjane
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To: hoosierboy
Horton yelled back at him, “You're not my boss,”

best comeback ever

42 posted on 06/15/2006 9:05:37 PM PDT by RushCrush (Ban stupid people, not dogs!)
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To: 1rudeboy
I know a criminal defense attorney in Chicago that insists that there is a specific law (or ordinance, I don't know) that forbids exposing oneself to a blind person.

There was a movie on which this behavior was referred to as "mopery" (I think it was Revenge of the Nerds, but I could be mistaken.) For the record, though you can find the real definition of "mopery" here.

I think you'd agree it's not too far from the gist.

43 posted on 06/15/2006 9:11:24 PM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
This guy's lucky he didn't run across the Albuquerque pitbull."

If he had, he would have probably sobered up really fast. ;-)
44 posted on 06/16/2006 3:48:13 AM PDT by Humal
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