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Man tries to pee on dog
Michigan city news dispatch ^ | 06/15/06 | Georgette Senter

Posted on 06/15/2006 11:03:19 AM PDT by hoosierboy

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To: hoosierboy
Humans can be so very strange.
21 posted on 06/15/2006 2:37:48 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (The bottom 60% does 40% of the work, the top 40% does 60% of the work. Just who are the "workers"?)
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To: hoosierboy; Fast Ed97; Flavius Josephus; GreatOne; highimpact; JRios1968; Leto; Moose4; Mr. Mojo; ..


Jim Rome ping
FReepmail me to get on or off this Jim Rome pinglist....

"Have a take, don't suck or you'll get run......."

22 posted on 06/15/2006 2:39:00 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (aka MikeinIraq - WTFO)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
The man must have thought the dog was a fire hydrant..

I don't think you can be that drunk unless you're a Kennedy.

23 posted on 06/15/2006 2:39:43 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

So it was Ted? ;)


24 posted on 06/15/2006 2:44:00 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: humblegunner
Brooks told police that previously Horton tried to throw a speaker at the dog.

Either one throws a speaker or one does not.

There is no tried.

25 posted on 06/15/2006 2:47:31 PM PDT by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - Travis McGee is my friend. “You’ll never need a gun, until you need it badly.”)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Visualize whirled pees.


26 posted on 06/15/2006 2:55:48 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
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To: Eaker
Either one throws a speaker or one does not.

There is no tried.

Yoda be wise.

27 posted on 06/15/2006 3:01:32 PM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: hoosierboy

Is it against the law to be naked in front of a dog?


28 posted on 06/15/2006 3:06:15 PM PDT by ladyjane
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To: HairOfTheDog

The first thought that entered my mind when I got your ping was - "You've got to be kiddin'!", then I thought - "Must've been drunk.", and sure enough....

Might be embarrassing for his family...apparently doesn't bother him.


29 posted on 06/15/2006 3:08:17 PM PDT by LucyJo
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To: hoosierboy; MikefromOhio
I always thought in order to be charged with indecent exposure, a member of the opposite sex must see your genitalia.
At least that what my lawyer has assured me.(just kidding)
30 posted on 06/15/2006 3:09:27 PM PDT by Perdogg
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To: Eaker; humblegunner
LOL!

"Pee, or pee not. There is no try."

31 posted on 06/15/2006 3:10:59 PM PDT by Momaw Nadon ("...with the ultimate goal of ending tyranny in our world.")
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To: LucyJo
Might be embarrassing for his family...apparently doesn't bother him.

Well, he can probably kiss any future Supreme Court appointment goodbye. :~)

32 posted on 06/15/2006 3:11:28 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog

LOL! Don't be to sure - could be a resume` enhancement should another Dem become president.


33 posted on 06/15/2006 3:19:24 PM PDT by LucyJo
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To: Momaw Nadon
"Pee, or pee not. There is no try."

To pee or not to pee....that is the question.

34 posted on 06/15/2006 3:19:48 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Eaker
Either one throws a speaker or one does not.
There is no tried.

Unless one throws a speaker that is still plugged in. :)

35 posted on 06/15/2006 3:21:44 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (The bottom 60% does 40% of the work, the top 40% does 60% of the work. Just who are the "workers"?)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Pees in our thyme.


36 posted on 06/15/2006 3:27:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

8^)..

Kudos.


37 posted on 06/15/2006 3:38:13 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
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To: hoosierboy

Either the dog was sleeping or that's one dang lazy dog.


38 posted on 06/15/2006 6:00:38 PM PDT by Ronin (Ut iusta esse, lex noblis severus necesse est.)
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To: ladyjane; Perdogg

I know a criminal defense attorney in Chicago that insists that there is a specific law (or ordinance, I don't know) that forbids exposing oneself to a blind person.


39 posted on 06/15/2006 6:04:20 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: HairOfTheDog

If it had been my dog, he'd have taken it as a challenge and peed right back at the guy. A real pi$$ing match that'd be.


40 posted on 06/15/2006 6:04:33 PM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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