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To That Stupid Liberal Lurker - I Got Zapped
Posted on 06/24/2006 9:21:32 AM PDT by tough decision
One look at you tells me all I need to know about you. I am so tired of liberals that think they are so brilliant. You are such a stupid jackass. You are so stupid you probably believe that the Bush administration orchestrated the attacks on 9/11. Every time you go on the internet, every time you make a bank transaction, or pay a bill, every time you try to email a congressman or senator they are getting so much information off of you. Of course it is all a conspiracy by the Bush administration. I have screwed around by so many arrogant liberals like you. If an arrogant moron like you even came close to me at this point I would put you in the hospital. I think every know nothing lying jackass like you should be rounded up and gassed with the iraqi poison gas that does not exist according to you. The reason this country is so screwed up is because of arrogant liberal bastards like you who think they are just so much smarter than anyone else.
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To: Hildy
I don't think this was a troll. Of course it was. Signup today - over the top rhetoric. Catch up, hildy....
This is SOP
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:19:53 AM PDT
by
don-o
To: AirBorn
pictures do paint the liberal's story
202
posted on
06/24/2006 10:20:58 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(and the NYT does treason for the children of Satan but America's children will not fail.)
To: OCCASparky
Poor little thing is banned already so we'll never what choice he/she/it ultimately made.
[but thanks for giggles anyway "Tough Decision"].....;)
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:21:27 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
To: tiredoflaundry
That Cat Super Fluffy is INCREDIBLE!!
I laughed harder at that animea than at the time Kerry went on with his " I was FOR the ...( fill in newest issue ) before I WAS against ( FILL IN LATEST ISSUE AGAIN ) " ONE LINER!!
THANKS FOR BRIGHTENING UP THIS CRAPPY-RAINY DAY!
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:21:56 AM PDT
by
AirBorn
To: don-o
I think it was an institutional escapee.
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:22:53 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
To: Allegra
Allegra, that's hysterical! A BJClinton-crotch-chomping cat! LOL!
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:22:55 AM PDT
by
hsalaw
To: AirBorn
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:23:44 AM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
To: Allegra
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:24:16 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.)
To: tough decision
Here lies tough decision.
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:26:58 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Don't mess with Texas' Senators <"No amnesty! No how. No way." >)
To: Lady Jag
Hiya Lady. See you at the Freepathon? Let me reset my tag. I'll remind you to reset yours when time comes.
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:27:59 AM PDT
by
don-o
(Don't be a Freeploader. Do the Right thing. Be a monthly donor.)
To: tough decision
211
posted on
06/24/2006 10:28:09 AM PDT
by
Rocko
(This just in: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is still dead.)
To: tough decision
To: tough decision
Lefty loser.
To: tough decision
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:33:08 AM PDT
by
Rocko
(This just in: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is still dead.)
To: John Lenin
yeh-I'm gonna use that one...can't stop laughing!
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:40:32 AM PDT
by
God luvs America
(When the silent majority speaks the earth trembles!)
To: tough decision
you were supposed to post this at the DU Dummie
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:45:46 AM PDT
by
vigilante2
(Thank You Veterans)
To: operation clinton cleanup
Cool, more keywords than the actual post!A lot more. According to MS Word, his post is 181 words, and there are 515 keywords. Too funny.
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posted on
06/24/2006 11:16:35 AM PDT
by
Steve0113
(Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -A.L.)
To: don-o
I'll be there to do anything that will shorten the Freepathon!
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posted on
06/24/2006 11:28:05 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.)
To: No Blue States
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posted on
06/24/2006 11:55:41 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: SandyInSeattle
Ty..heheheh
I was chuckling while making it last year.
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