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  • Q Anon: 03/16/19 Trust Trump's Plan

    03/16/2019 12:36:05 PM PDT · by ransomnote · 1,368 replies ^ | 03/16/19 | FReepers, vanity
    Q is the result of the sacrifices and commitment of countless patriots to win back our captured country from the Deep State and achieve the transformation President Trump promised in this campaign video. President Trump has said the awakening of the public is key to this transformation. Q describes this transformation as follows: "The Great Awakening ('Freedom of Thought’), was designed and created not only as a backchannel to the public (away from the longstanding ‘mind’ control of the corrupt & heavily biased media) to endure future events through transparency and regeneration of individual thought (breaking the chains of...
  • Our Hawaii Trip, Part 2

    02/16/2019 5:34:20 PM PST · by blueunicorn6 · 16 replies
    The Happy Wanderer | Saturday | blueunicorn6
    Comes the time on your flight to Hawaii where they ask you that all important question. “Is it faster by bus or by Schenectady?” No. A good question, though. “Are you trying to bring fruit into Hawaii?” There are a lot of things that I worry about. Like, “I wonder if the dogs ate the dog sitter?” “If Joy Behar talked in a forest, and no one was there, would a tree fall over from the stupid?” “How do chickens kiss?” You know, big important stuff. I have never worried about being called a “mule” for the big fruit cartels,...
  • Our Hawaii Vacation

    02/09/2019 5:15:32 PM PST · by blueunicorn6 · 61 replies
    A Wandering Star | Saturday | blueunicorn6
    We decided (by “We” I mean my wife) that we should celebrate our Son’s big achievement. He got out of bed before noon. No. He graduated. I know. We were all kind of surprised. We needed an appropriate reward, but Miss Oregon was already taken, so we thought a trip would be nice. Yeah. A good trip. A trip to the big luau. That’s right. Seattle. Turns out the whole city was booked up. They were having a coffee stirrers convention or something. You know, I applied for one of those, what do they call them, bannisters, job. You know....stirring...
  • Michael Avenatti cuts ties with Stormy Daniels

    03/12/2019 2:18:21 PM PDT · by Magnatron · 50 replies
    Fox News ^ | 12 March 2019 | Samuel Chamberlain
    Attorney Michael Avenatti announced Tuesday that he was no longer representing adult film star Stormy Daniels, cutting ties with a client who had propelled him into the national limelight. In a statement posted to Twitter, Avenatti said he had informed Daniels "in writing" last month that his firm was terminating its representation of her "for various reasons that we cannot disclose publicly due to the attorney-client privilege." "This was not a decision we made lightly and it came only after lengthy discussion, thought and deliberation, as well as consultation with other professionals," Avenatti added. "We wish Stormy all the best."...
  • Cohen Fires New Shot at Trump With Suit for Millions in Fees

    03/07/2019 11:22:46 AM PST · by outofsalt · 34 replies
    Bloomberg via MSN ^ | 03/07/2019 | Chris Dolmetsch and Shahien Nasiripour
    Cohen wants guaranteed back pay for fees and service.
  • Trump and GOP promised economic growth much better than Obama’s. That’s not what happened

    02/28/2019 8:37:38 AM PST · by mikelets456 · 45 replies
    CNBC ^ | 2/28/2019 | CNBC
    Throughout the 2016 campaign and since, the president and his party have vowed to kick-start tepid Obama-era economic growth. New government data show that Trump, too, has failed to reach the 3 percent promised land, according to one major metric. The Commerce Department’s Bureau of Economic Analysis measured 2018 growth at 2.9 percent, matching the peak Obama enjoyed in 2015. For the rest of the president’s term, economic forecasters agree, that number will decline.
  • Helpful hints to A.O.C.

    02/26/2019 6:27:17 PM PST · by oldasrocks · 83 replies
    I think we all need to chip in and help A.O.C. come up with new ideas to put in her plan. I recently posted that she says every household will be required to keep chickens for eating household waste, produce eggs and fertilizer. I also think canals should be dug across the USA so we can use sailboats for travel. We can use existing Interstate routes and dig out the medium. Fill with water and sail back and forth. Other ideas?
  • Mr. Sandmann (sung to the tune of Mr. Sandman)

    02/22/2019 11:47:11 PM PST · by zencycler · 6 replies
    Vanity | 02/23/2019 | Self
    In honor of Covington’s Nick Sandmann, and sung to the tune of Mr. Sandman. ——————- Mr. Sandmann, bring him a drum (bung, bung, bung, bung) Played by a lefty, who’s especially dumb (bung, bung, bung, bung) Give him fake news, and make up a meme (bung, bung, bung, bung) Then have all your allies sing an anti-Trump theme Sandmann, he was so alone (bung, bung, bung, bung) Until we saw the full vid and the true news got shown (bung, bung, bung, bung) Please let’s replay that DC scene Mr. Sandmann, bring your legal team. Mr. Sandmann, he wouldn’t back...
  • Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

    02/02/2019 4:05:24 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 26 replies
    someone | 2/2/2019 | unknown
    Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, And notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put...
  • Senior Smiles

    02/01/2019 2:21:14 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 18 replies
    email | 2/1/2019 | unknown geezer
    1. My goal for 2019 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go. 2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza.. I ate a pizza, are you happy ? 3. How to prepare Tofu: a. Throw it in the trash b. Grill some meat, chicken or fish 4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web. 5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and...
  • "Disturbing" discovery: Giant hole found under Antarctica glacier

    01/31/2019 3:59:17 PM PST · by EdnaMode · 143 replies
    CBS News ^ | January 31, 2019 | Sarah Lynch Baldwin
    Researchers say a massive cavity the size of two-thirds of Manhattan was found under a glacier in Antarctica. The pocket is a sign of "rapid decay" and just one of "several disturbing discoveries" made recently regarding the glacier, NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory said in a news release Wednesday. "[The size of] a cavity under a glacier plays an important role in melting," said Pietro Milillo of the Jet Propulsion Laboratory. "As more heat and water get under the glacier, it melts faster." The growing cavity sits in West Antarctica at the bottom of Thwaites Glacier, which is about as big...
  • Journos Meltdown After Being Told 'Learn To Code' In Wake Of Mass Layoffs At HuffPo, Buzzfeed

    01/25/2019 6:32:04 AM PST · by Subcutaneous Fishstick Blues · 141 replies
    InformationLiberation ^ | Jan. 24, 2019 | Chris Menahan
    After news came out about mass layoffs at HuffPost, Buzzfeed and Gannett -- in the midst of the media's relentless smear-job against the Covington Catholic students -- right-wing Twitter had a field day. Tons of leftist journalists announced they were laid off on Twitter and the top meme was telling them to "learn to code" -- which is the same advice the media gave middle Americans whose jobs are being taken in traditional industries. Talia Levin, who was hired by Media Matters last year after being fired by the New Yorker for smearing an ICE agent as a Nazi because...
  • Announcement: I am changing my preferred gender pronoun ~ Vanity

    01/23/2019 2:26:04 PM PST · by GraceG · 47 replies
    Do not call me: " He, Him, She, Her, Xir, Zim Zer, Zip, Zop, Zlop, Zleep, Zlorp, Zloop, Zlar, Zler, Zlyn, Zlym, Zlik, Zlip, or Zlurp" . I insist, NAY!!! I DEMAND!!!! you call me by MY PREFERRED PRONOUN!!!! " THOUGHT CRIMINAL " You may call me " Thought Criminal Grace " nothing else will do and I will use the long arm of the law where applicable to FORCE YOU to call me that!
  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: I Give ‘Zero’ F*s About Push Back from Democrats(T)

    01/22/2019 9:38:32 AM PST · by rktman · 35 replies ^ | 1/22/2019 | Ken Kew
    Freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) appeared on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” and claimed to give “zero” f's about the push back from senior Democratic figures who criticized her embrace of socialism and trailblazing style of politics. “I want to ask this question in a respectful manner, knowing also that you’re from Queens, so you will understand this question,” Colbert asked Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. “On a scale from zero to some, how many f's do you give?” “I think it’s zero,” she responded, to loud cheers from the audience. “If you think activism is inherently divisive, I mean, today is...
  • Brenda Snipes says Gov. DeSantis let her resign with ‘my name and my dignity’ intact

    01/19/2019 5:20:01 AM PST · by Beautiful_Gracious_Skies · 35 replies
    Sun Sentinel ^ | January 19, 2019 | Larry Barszewski
    Gov. Ron DeSantis did something Friday his predecessor would not: Let former Broward Elections Supervisor Brenda Snipes leave office with her dignity intact. DeSantis did away with former Gov. Rick Scott’s suspension of Snipes and accepted her resignation. Snipes welcomed the decision. “I was really concerned about restoring my name and my dignity,” Snipes told the South Florida Sun Sentinel on Friday night. “Now there’s no shadow hanging over the office that I led for 15 years.” DeSantis said it was time to focus on the future. “The important thing is not to throw mud about what happened in the...
  • Manafort suspected of sharing polling data with associate linked to Russian intelligence

    01/08/2019 1:08:07 PM PST · by yesthatjallen · 39 replies
    The Hill ^ | 01/08/19 | Morgan Chalfant
    A major court filing error led to secret details of former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort’s criminal case leaking out into the public sphere on Tuesday. Defense attorneys filed a response contesting special counsel Robert Mueller’s allegations that Manafort lied to federal investigators on a variety of subjects in breach of his plea agreement. But while portions of the filing were supposed to be redacted and shielded from the public, court watchers were able to view the filing in its entirety by copying and pasting the redacted sections. The error resulted in Manafort's attorneys disclosing that Mueller has accused Manafort...
  • Paul Manafort shared 2016 polling data with Russian associate, according to court filing

    01/08/2019 1:19:33 PM PST · by zeestephen · 49 replies
    The Washington Post ^ | 08 January 2018 | Rachel Weiner, Spencer Hsu, Rosalind S.Helderman
    Paul Manafort shared 2016 presidential campaign polling data with Konstantin Kilimnik, an associate the FBI has said has ties to Russian intelligence, according to a court filing. The information is in a filing that appears to inadvertently include details not intended to be made public and indicates a pathway by which the Russians could have had access to Trump campaign data.
  • TWITTER: Sarah Sanders Fake Video on Twitter --- EPIC!

    10/07/2018 9:58:17 AM PDT · by doug from upland · 18 replies
    Twitter ^ | Oct 2018 | ???
    Click on the link. I wish I had the talent this person has. Does anyone know who did it?
  • Tomorrow is the day Donald Trump's presidency totally changes

    01/02/2019 7:26:13 PM PST · by E. Pluribus Unum · 98 replies
    Collusion "News" Network ^ | Updated 8:16 PM ET, Wed January 2, 2019 | Chris Cillizza
    Washington (CNN) Donald Trump may not realize it totally yet, but today was the last easy-ish day of his presidency. By noon (or so) Thursday, Nancy Pelosi will become the new speaker of the House of Representatives -- formalizing the Democratic majority her side won in last November's election. And that will change everything. Trump has sought to look on the bright side of divided control of government to date -- insisting that maybe he will be able to make deals with the new Democratic majority in the House. "It really could be a beautiful bipartisan situation," he said at...
  • Lexington Police on Twitter: No words.

    01/01/2019 9:17:06 PM PST · by lowbridge · 38 replies
    Twitter ^ | December 31, 2018 | Lexington Kentucky Police