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  • Donald Trump Jr. Offers To Help Pay For ‘One Way’ Tickets For Democrats Still Interested In...

    09/21/2018 3:52:11 PM PDT · by markomalley · 20 replies
    Daily Caller ^ | 9/21/18 | Katie Jerkovich
    Donald Trump Jr. offered once more to help pay for “one-way” tickets for any Democrats who are still interested in leaving the country because Donald Trump became president.‘”Trump … A president so great, that Democrats who said they would leave America if he won, decided to stay,” a post on Trump Jr.’s Instagram account on Thursday read that included a photo of the president.The first son captioned the photo, “True story. I’ll help with one way tickets if they’re still interested…. only catch is they have to stay #winning.” Trump Jr. and his brother Eric Trump also made a similar offer...
  • Trump 'Is Mentally Ill,' Doctor and Former Vermont Governor Howard Dean Says

    09/02/2018 2:50:16 PM PDT · by John W · 117 replies
    Newsweek.com ^ | September 2, 2018 | Jason Lemon
    Dr. Howard Dean, a physician who previously served as the governor of Vermont, told MSNBC on Sunday that Donald Trump suffers from mental illness and he is unfit to be president. “I’ve long believed the president is mentally ill,” Dean said as part of a panel discussion hosted by Alex Witt, Raw Story reported. “And I believe narcissism overcomes his ability to know, A, what’s good for the country, and B, what’s good for him.”
  • John Kerry won't rule out 2020 White House run

    08/31/2018 6:56:13 PM PDT · by 1_Inch_Group · 46 replies
    cbsnews ^ | 31 AUG 18 | CBS
    Now in private life, the former Massachusetts senator and Secretary of State under President Obama has watched as much of his political legacy – including the Iran nuclear deal and the climate change accord – has been upended under the Trump administration. Disappointment in those actions has motivated Kerry to attempt to help Democrats regain political control.
  • Golfing goofers

    08/30/2018 3:46:24 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 13 replies
    email from a friend | 8/30/2018 | unknown
    ACTUAL CALLS RECEIVED AT A PUBLIC GOLF COURSE Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: What are your green fees? Staff: 38 dollars. Caller: Does that include golf? Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: Yes, I need to get some information from you First, is this your correct phone number? Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: I'd like to reserve a tee time in two weeks. Staff: Yes, we have a tee time for two weeks from Friday. Caller: What's the weather going to be like that day? Staff: Golf course, may I help you?...
  • Technical Support for Seniors

    08/30/2018 3:55:16 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 19 replies
    email from a friend | 8/30/2018 | unknown
    Why seniors never change their passwords WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. USER: Cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. USER: Boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. USER: 1 boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces USER: 50damnboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. USER: 50damnBoiledCabbages ShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow! WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbages ShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use
  • Battles of the Sexes

    08/24/2018 9:23:37 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 6 replies
    email from a friend | 8/24/2018 | unknown
    A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT BLONDE FEMALES FLOAT AROUND THE INTERNET BUT SOME MAY BE SURPRISED THAT THERE IS A WHOLE GROUP OF JOKES ABOUT MEN THAT MANY DO NOT SEE. ENJOY THIS OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN. One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !' And they say blondes are dumb.... A couple is lying in bed. The...
  • Sarah Sanders – White House Press Briefing, Friday August 24th…-PARODY voice-over MUST SEE

    08/24/2018 1:47:16 PM PDT · by Bobalu · 10 replies
    theconservativetreehouse.com ^ | August 24, 2018 | Sundance
    Sarah Huckabee Sanders delivers the White House press briefing for Friday August 24th, 2018. Video Added:
  • Drug tunnel discovered under former KFC, officials say

    08/23/2018 11:06:53 PM PDT · by thecodont · 18 replies
    CBS News via MSN.com ^ | 8/23/2018 | Caitlin O'kane
    A tunnel that stretches from a former Kentucky Fried Chicken in Arizona all the way to a home in Mexico was discovered last week by investigators, who believe the secret passageway was used for drug smuggling, KSWT reports. Homeland Security Investigations said the tunnel was discovered on August 13, after the owner of the former KFC, Ivan Lopez, was pulled over by the San Luis Police Department. A canine unit alerted officers to two toolboxes in Lopez' truck. Inside the boxes, authorities say they found 118 kilograms of methamphetamine, six grams of cocaine, three kilograms of fentanyl, 13 kilograms of...
  • Woman killed in apparent alligator attack would be first in South Carolina in decades

    08/20/2018 11:23:01 AM PDT · by SaveFerris · 42 replies
    GMA / Yahoo ^ | 20 minutes ago | KARMA ALLEN,Good Morning America
    Woman killed in apparent alligator attack would be first in South Carolina in decades originally appeared on abcnews.go.com A Baltimore man at the center of a viral police-beating video was charged in a previous encounter with the police officer who was filmed punching him while on duty earlier this month, ABC News confirmed Monday. Dashawn McGrier, 26, was charged with a string of criminal offenses, including second degree assault, in a June 26 incident with ex-Baltimore Police Officer Arthur Williams, who was indicted in an unrelated case last week after video showed him beating McGrier and throwing him to the...
  • Joke: Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.

    07/18/2018 9:07:25 AM PDT · by gattaca · 19 replies
    They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven. The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space available in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.” The angel asked Stormy if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Stormy took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.” The angel thanked Stormy, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth...
  • VANITY: Humor Break

    07/22/2018 5:24:42 PM PDT · by ex91B10 · 7 replies
    For a fun-filled break click here!Good ol' UNCUT Looney Tunes, Merrie Melodies, Tom & Jerry, Flintstones and more.
  • Signs for IDIOTS

    08/15/2018 6:10:01 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 31 replies
    email from a friend | 8/15/2018 | unknown
    Number One Idiot: I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right...
  • This 1955 ‘Good House Wife’s Guide’ Explains How Wives Should Treat Their Husbands

    08/11/2018 12:27:31 PM PDT · by Architect of Avalon · 167 replies
    LTDC ^ | 8/11/2018 | Angel Chang
    9.) Be happy to see him. Free him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. Listen to him. 10.) You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first — remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours. 11.) Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to...
  • National Presidential joke Day August 11

    08/11/2018 9:47:12 AM PDT · by heterosupremacist · 21 replies
    I would like to start with some very funny stuff from a funny man - President President Reagan... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fovs12cxYe4
  • President Trump body slams CNN in new video...crazy good!

    08/04/2018 4:17:54 PM PDT · by free_life · 20 replies
    Can video be embedded? Gotta go viral ... Trump should play this at rallies. Don't who made edited this video but he did great job. enjoy, fl
  • VIDEO: Retweet if you want an electric Trump sign for 2020

    08/03/2018 10:15:29 PM PDT · by BlackFemaleArmyCaptain · 17 replies
    Twitter ^ | 3 August 2018 | Derek Utley
    An electric Trump sign for 2020!
  • Today’s ghastly groaner

    08/02/2018 7:31:30 AM PDT · by ProtectOurFreedom · 38 replies
    Coeur d'Alene Press ^ | August 2, 2018 | Jim Mowreader and Maureen Dolan
    A gorilla walked into a bar. He ordered a Jack and Coke and paid for it with a $10 bill. The bartender thought, “This gorilla couldn’t possibly know the prices of drinks” and gave him 50 cents change. As he handed back the two quarters, the bartender said, “You know, we don’t get too many gorillas in here.” The gorilla said, “As bad as you overcharge, I’m surprised you get any.”
  • Star Wars Remake Planned With Deep-South Accents! (humor)

    07/31/2018 2:14:46 PM PDT · by Lazamataz · 86 replies
    Just some fun stuff! | 7/30/2018 | By Laz A. Mataz and humblegunner
     Darth Vader: "Lewk! Ah am yer Pappy! Bless yor heart, y'all KNOWS it t'be true!" Darth Vader: "Alla Y'all leave dat t'me!" Obi Wan: "Darth, if'n y'all knock me on my butt, Ima come back ELEVENTY times as powahful!" Luke: "Butter mah biscuits! Dat ain't sew hard! I usta shewt wamp-rats that were 'bout that big!" Darth Vader: "Alla y'alls lack of faith PISSES ME OFF!" ObiWan (offscreen): "Use that dang ol' force, Lewk! You inbred sumbitch!" C3PO: "Best let that dang Wookie win, Bubba. He'll tear yew up!" Yoder: "TRY? Bull flops, son. Git up an' DO that thang!"...
  • Grins and Giggles

    07/31/2018 4:07:06 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 5 replies
    email from a friend | 7/31/2018 | unknown
    Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you ? Eight , the boy replied. The man continued, DO you know what these are used for? The boy replied, Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four." "Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin. "Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and...
  • Report: US Therapists See Increase in Patients With 'Trump Anxiety Disorder

    07/29/2018 12:01:39 PM PDT · by Hojczyk · 71 replies
    Fox News insider ^ | Juy 29,2018
    As seen on Fox & Friends Weekend Therapists say there's been a rise in anxiety stemming from the country's politics, and it is being called "Trump Anxiety Disorder." A report from CBC News in Canada says that since President Trump was elected, mental health professionals in the United States have seen an increase in patients whose stress has come from politics. A prevalent "symptom" of the "disorder" is feeling as though the world is going to end. Sen. Cory Booker Pleads for Supporters to 'Get Up in the Face of Congresspeople' Elisabeth LaMotte, founder of the D.C. Counseling and Psychotherapy...