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Thieves Steal 14-ft Inflatable Sheep [Hooked on Ewe!]
DavesDaily.com ^
| 07/17/06
| Dave
Posted on 07/19/2006 10:38:27 AM PDT by Froufrou
America's Mattress co-owner Jim Sather is left puzzled after a rustler stole Serta Mattresses' inflatable 14-foot sheep from their store here.
"I can't figure out what someone would do with a 14-foot sheep," Sather said. "It can't go in your basement and if it's in your back yard, your neighbor will notice. If it's target practice, it only lasts once."
All the thief or thieves left was a handwritten note at the scene of the crime that read: "For the sheep, bring peace to the earth."
Sather said their mascot is missed.
"He's the granddaddy of all sheep and there's a whole flock that will miss him," Sather said.
The sheep is labeled with a No. 1 and is worth an estimated $3,500.
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: hatewhenthathappens; humor
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I'm not gonna say it...
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posted on
07/19/2006 10:38:29 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Millee; sully777; cripplecreek; newgeezer
2
posted on
07/19/2006 10:39:11 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Froufrou
"I can't figure out what someone would do with a 14-foot sheep," I see she's never read FR.
3
posted on
07/19/2006 10:40:12 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
(When Bush is on the same side as Ted the Swimmer on an issue, you know he's up to no good...)
To: Gabz; Xenalyte; theDentist
4
posted on
07/19/2006 10:40:17 AM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Larry Lucido; RepoGirl
14-foot-inflatable-sheep ping!
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posted on
07/19/2006 10:40:24 AM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
To: Froufrou
Check out the frat-houses at the nearest University.
6
posted on
07/19/2006 10:40:31 AM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Froufrou
We had a waterpark here whose mascot, a 20 foot tall inflatable gorilla, was stolen a few years back. I think they got it back eventually........
7
posted on
07/19/2006 10:40:38 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Is Castro dead yet?........)
To: dirtboy
Paul Bunyan LIVES!..............Babe was gettin kinda old.......
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posted on
07/19/2006 10:41:32 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Is Castro dead yet?........)
To: Froufrou
"I can't figure out what someone would do with a 14-foot sheep."
Some questions are best left unasked...
9
posted on
07/19/2006 10:42:36 AM PDT
by
LIConFem
(It is by will alone I set my mind in motion...)
To: Froufrou; Slings and Arrows
I'm not gonna say it... That's ok, I will - sex toy? ;)
10
posted on
07/19/2006 10:42:47 AM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Froufrou
I'm not gonna say it... I'm trying not to think it..
To: Irish_Thatcherite
That was my first thought, dagnabit. Now I have to admit my mind was in the butter...er, gutter...
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posted on
07/19/2006 10:44:46 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Froufrou
"I can't figure out what someone would do with a 14-foot sheep," 
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posted on
07/19/2006 10:45:27 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
(When Bush is on the same side as Ted the Swimmer on an issue, you know he's up to no good...)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
Why do I suspect there's a 30' liberal in town looking for some Saturday night fun?
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posted on
07/19/2006 10:45:27 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: Red Badger
I see you have an untapped career telling lumberjack jokes...lookout Ron White...
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posted on
07/19/2006 10:45:34 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Irish_Thatcherite; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
I'm not gonna say it...
That's ok, I will - sex toy? ;) Maybe for Paul Bunyan.
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posted on
07/19/2006 10:45:45 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
To: theDentist
Why do I suspect there's a 30' liberal in town looking for some Saturday night fun?Nah, the feds stole it as bait to lure bin Laden out of hiding.
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posted on
07/19/2006 10:46:00 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
(When Bush is on the same side as Ted the Swimmer on an issue, you know he's up to no good...)
To: Froufrou
18
posted on
07/19/2006 10:47:03 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I'm trying to think but nothing happens)
To: Froufrou; shaggy eel
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posted on
07/19/2006 10:47:09 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
To: BerniesFriend; Red Badger
Maybe they took it to one of them there science types to have 'er cloned... :p
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posted on
07/19/2006 10:47:46 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
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