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Police arrest naked man after he flails car with a stolen pigeon
The Virginian-Pilot ^
| 7/18/06
| AARON APPLEGATE
Posted on 07/22/2006 1:10:28 PM PDT by varyouga
SUFFOLK - A naked man clutching a pigeon was arrested over the weekend after beating the bird against a car.
Two Whaleyville residents had just pulled into their driveway Friday night when Juan Lopez, 30, of Kellam Road in Virginia Beach came up and repeatedly pounded the pigeon on the car, police said. The people got out of the car and went to a neighbor's house, where they called the police.
(Excerpt) Read more at home.hamptonroads.com ...
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: crazy; darkshearesfault; drugs; hatewhenthathappens; naked; pigeon; poundingthepidgeon; uglynakedpeople
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To: varyouga
He's charged with burglary, destruction of property, and larceny of poultry."Larceny of poultry"? There's a specific statute to cover that?
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posted on
07/22/2006 1:21:51 PM PDT
by
Zeroisanumber
(Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
To: Darksheare
To: Mr Ramsbotham
Choking your chicken is one thing, but beating your pigeon is quite beyond the pale. Yep, and pounding it is even worse. LOL
To: Flyer; humblegunner; Allegra; TheMom; Xenalyte; thackney; Eaker; stevie_d_64; TXBSAFH; ...
Naked Man Flails Car With Stolen Pigeon Ping
(Well, that's a little misleading. He flailed the car with the pigeon, not with the ping.)
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posted on
07/22/2006 1:23:41 PM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(Whatever happened to Cynthia McKinney?)
To: varyouga
Naked crazy man pigeon flailing car assaulting ping! If you want on or off this low volume ping list don't contact me!
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posted on
07/22/2006 1:25:44 PM PDT
by
saganite
(Billions and billions and billions-------and that's just the NASA budget!)
To: TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
Naked guy pigeon abuse ping
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posted on
07/22/2006 1:27:51 PM PDT
by
Horatio Gates
(GBU-10 and GBU-38...two tickets to paradise)
To: Jeff Chandler
If pigeons could think...you'd have to wonder what would have gone through its mind as all this unfolded. What a way to die...
To: saganite
Animal rights advocate, saves pigeon from car wielding
assailants, loses clothes in process...
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posted on
07/22/2006 1:29:14 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: pax_et_bonum
(Well, that's a little misleading. He flailed the car with the pigeon, not with the ping.) So there are two separate ping lists - one for "Naked Man Flails Car With Stolen Pigeon" and another for "Naked Man Flails Car With Stolen Pigeon Ping"?
I hope I am on both.
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posted on
07/22/2006 1:31:52 PM PDT
by
Flyer
(Don't question the questioner)
To: pax_et_bonum
Well, it's like my granpa always told me:
"If you gotta steal a pigeon, best you be naked and ready to pigeon-whomp somebody."
Or something like that.
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posted on
07/22/2006 1:32:12 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
To: pax_et_bonum
BTW, is stealing a pigeon ping a civil or criminal offense?
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posted on
07/22/2006 1:33:09 PM PDT
by
Flyer
(Don't question the questioner)
To: varyouga
Anyone for squab with no dressing?
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posted on
07/22/2006 1:36:42 PM PDT
by
Rocky
(Air America: Robbing the poor to feed the Left)
To: capt. norm; varyouga
Are Juan Lopez's papers in order?
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posted on
07/22/2006 1:37:35 PM PDT
by
caryatid
(Jolie Blonde, 'gardez donc, quoi t'as fait ...)
To: Slings and Arrows
WARDEN: This is your new cellmate Bubba.
BUBBA: Hey, so whatcha in for.
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posted on
07/22/2006 1:38:19 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(Lose money FAST playing penny stocks. Ask me how!)
To: varyouga
I hate it when that happens.
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posted on
07/22/2006 1:39:55 PM PDT
by
Redcloak
(Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
To: varyouga
Some variation of "a bird in hand" oughtta work...
To: Darksheare
It wasn't a pigeon, it was a rock dove. Honest. Now it all makes sense.
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posted on
07/22/2006 1:44:56 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: Redcloak
"Choking the chicken ?"
"Nope"
"Pounding the pigeon?"
"Yup"
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posted on
07/22/2006 1:45:15 PM PDT
by
daku
("Behold this creature that walks like a man. It wants ketchup on its hot dog.")
To: RosieCotton
LOL! It was a headline I could not resist. <<];9)
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posted on
07/22/2006 1:48:03 PM PDT
by
Ditter
To: varyouga
Hold muh bird and watch this!
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posted on
07/22/2006 1:48:13 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear?)
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